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it's time for me to tell you about: 3. I have a new one ready; Make this one BIG, I have a new one ready; Make this one BIG, and it'll be uploaded <br />
Once again, front page Thanks to the amazing Duct tape! I've come to the conclusion that Duct tape, is indeed, better than the brick. Even though you can do the same things with the brick, as with Duct tape, Duct tape is just funnier THANKS EVERYONE

And again it' s time
for me to tell you
Afraid that *******
will steal your bike?
Camera broken?
Afraid that your
train will fall apart?
This , all for now,
your second lesson
about the awesome
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#11 - mestifo (04/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Duct tape is one of three essential tools in the real man's toolbox. All that is in there is Duct Tape, WD40 and a hammer . . . if it moves and its not supposed to, then use duct tape. If it is supposed to move and it doesn't then use WD40. For all extreme cases in either instance use the hammer. :-)
User avatar #52 - ZombieSmile (04/12/2010) [-]
If only Billy Mays was here to sell them.
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User avatar #25 - TheMask (04/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Did she say "no?"

User avatar #27 to #25 - funnyjunkjokester (04/12/2010) [-]
Because a muffled scream is just as good as a yes!
User avatar #60 - RebelGrahamCracker (04/12/2010) [-]
Duct tape: It's like the force. It's has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
#50 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (04/12/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Nagging Wife? Duct Tape!
Want to stop the Mute? Duct Tape!!
Want to stop a mime? Duct Tape!!
Car falling Apart? Duct Tape!!

Want to shut me up? DUCT TAPE!!
User avatar #23 - robbysheldon (04/12/2010) [-]
No teeth? Duct tape! Chris Hansen? Duct tape!
Can't touch this? Duct tape! No girlfriend? Duct tape!
JFK assassinated? Duct tape! No breakfast? Duct tape!
Alien abduction? Duct tape! Failed math test? Duct tape!
Chuck Norris? Run! Desu? Duct tape!
End of this paragraph? Duct tape!
User avatar #18 - Shellybean (04/11/2010) [-]
Broken leg? Duct tape! Massive internal bleeding? Duct tape! Gonorrhea? Duct tape!
User avatar #80 - CGEire (04/12/2010) [-]
Out of condoms?

#79 - remorce (04/12/2010) [-]
Who else read this in Billy Mays voice?
#88 - grubermeister **User deleted account** (04/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
no condom?

#67 - Thumbsuckerredhead **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #73 - TravisPastrana (04/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Bitch's not stayin in the kitchen? Duct tape
User avatar #74 - SmuttyKage (04/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
What about a broken heart?
User avatar #63 - MyBitchNiggerEater (04/12/2010) [-]
I would like to ammend this list of all-fixes to include WD-40.

If it moves and shouldn't, duct tape.

If it doesn't move and should, WD-40.
User avatar #55 - Coracaldo (04/12/2010) [+] (14 replies)
Duct tape can't fix everything though
#93 to #72 - grubermeister **User deleted account** (04/12/2010) [-]
3rd coming, there was a 2nd? **** ! *slams fist on desk* WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW OF THESE THINGS!!
User avatar #30 - LazyPuppy (04/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Have a crack in your ass?

Duct Tape! :D
User avatar #21 - cookiemunsta (04/12/2010) [-]
Nagging wife? DUCT TAPE!
User avatar #20 - MakiChan (04/12/2010) [-]
my friend held her car together basicaly by duct tape lol, inside and out, this **** was good casue it stuck on even in the rain lol
#5 - Whoesthat (04/11/2010) [+] (4 replies)
afraid to get raped?

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