Most frightening thing of my childhood. .. >be 14. >mom says tramponlines are too dangerous >go to friends who has trampoline >YOLO im jumping on it >their scary pitbull comes out and is w
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Most frightening thing of my childhood

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User avatar #18 - jakeivicevic (03/14/2012) [+] (25 replies)
>be 14.
>mom says tramponlines are too dangerous
>go to friends who has trampoline
>YOLO im jumping on it
>their scary pitbull comes out and is watching me drooling
>dont know what to do
>jump higher to get far away
>not paying attention to where i am jumpin
> right foot lands on spring
>do unintentional backflip
>try to catch my balance by throwing myself forward
>catch mad air off the trampoline
> ************ im flying
>land on somehwat soft surface but hear a loud crunch
>landed on the dog
>family runs out and is crying
>i apologize my ass off
>they say they hated dog but have too much dog food
>as punishment i have to eat the dog food
>actually tastes pretty good
>buy some every weekend from albertsons
>eat it alone in my room when parents fall asleep


#36 - hatermrtroll (03/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be 11
>discover how to fap
>start fapping like no tomorrow
>start to think i should fap on trampoline
>see small tear in trampoline
>put penis through and start humping the small hole
>sweetjesus.jpeg
>hear my parents pull up into the driveway
>try to pull cock out
>not working
>try harder, and mange to pull free
>parents arrive and see blood on my cock
>dad gives me lecture on how to fap properly
>mfw i realized i circumsized myself
User avatar #147 - kikichu (03/14/2012) [+] (22 replies)
>be 12
> be in gymnastics
>practicing on our backyard trampoline
> BROTHER OUT OF NOWWHERE
>bounces me high as ****
>legs go though springs
>hit crotch on metal bar
>I am female and still think i cannot reproduce after this incodent

#152 to #147 - Shadow Guardian (03/14/2012) [-]
Wanna find out?
#178 - slicerv (03/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#184 to #178 - wyatttehrobot (03/14/2012) [-]
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#523 - nicktheslayer (03/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**nicktheslayer rolled a random image posted in comment #3032669 at FJ Pony Thread ** My childhood fear.
#9 - RonniesCookieLove (03/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be 6
>first time on trampoline
>having a ******* ball
> friend pushes me
>going down head first
>ohgodnononnononononono
>head between springs, metal gashing into my shoulders
>scream bloody murder
>friend faints at sight of blood and keeps fainting everytime
>parents aren't home
>stay in springs 3 hours losing blood slowly
>friends dad comes home
>EMTs come
> Da FUQ
>Needed blowtorch to cut the springs
>mfw seeing trampolines now
#127 - loveyameanish (03/14/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I remember when I was about 11 or 12, I was on the trampoline jumping then dropping onto my ass and coming back up, until I did it right in the middle of the trampoline that just happened to have an upside-down stool under it...


I now have a little crescent moon shaped scar on my left butt cheek, couldn't sit down for about two weeks..
#146 to #143 - kowalskii (03/14/2012) [-]
I guess now you can flash a FULL MOON AND A HALF
#279 - eluamous (03/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**eluamous rolled a random image posted in comment #687 at Kony picture dump! ** My childhood fear...
#180 - itzhypnotize (03/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Don't worry I found protection.
#129 - drunkturtle (03/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
> Be 9 years old, jumping on trampoline with older sister   
> She gets her foot caught, hits the ground with her foot still in the springs     
> Says her ankle is probably a little sprained, gets back on the trampoline    
> Turns out it was a hairline fracture   
> Became a full on broken ankle from jumping, bones poking out of her skin, blood everywhere.   
> MFW
> Be 9 years old, jumping on trampoline with older sister
> She gets her foot caught, hits the ground with her foot still in the springs
> Says her ankle is probably a little sprained, gets back on the trampoline
> Turns out it was a hairline fracture
> Became a full on broken ankle from jumping, bones poking out of her skin, blood everywhere.
> MFW
#35 - midnightdove (03/14/2012) [-]
>Be 6 years old   
>Mom will finally let me jump on the trampoline by myself   
>Starts bouncing   
>feelsgoodman   
>bouncing really high   
>brother comes out of house   
>sees me jumping   
>mom asks him to watch me bounce   
>he agrees   
>watching me jump   
>he starts smiling   
>ohgodwhat   
>he picks up my cat   
>walks down to trampoline   
>i jump really high   
>white flash before my eyes   
>pain on my face, pain on my arms and torso   
>growling, hissing, rawring   
>fall to the trampoline bed, bloody mess   
>cat runs off in an angry fury   
>brother is laughing at me   
>now my cat hates me
>Be 6 years old
>Mom will finally let me jump on the trampoline by myself
>Starts bouncing
>feelsgoodman
>bouncing really high
>brother comes out of house
>sees me jumping
>mom asks him to watch me bounce
>he agrees
>watching me jump
>he starts smiling
>ohgodwhat
>he picks up my cat
>walks down to trampoline
>i jump really high
>white flash before my eyes
>pain on my face, pain on my arms and torso
>growling, hissing, rawring
>fall to the trampoline bed, bloody mess
>cat runs off in an angry fury
>brother is laughing at me
>now my cat hates me
#509 - nikkeh (03/14/2012) [-]
**nikkeh rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at party ** What scared me the most in my childhood
#383 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I've once racked my nuts on those..
I've once racked my nuts on those..
#396 - benryx (03/14/2012) [-]
1.download a picture of a trampoline   
2.upload to funnyjunk   
3.?????   
4.get front page
1.download a picture of a trampoline
2.upload to funnyjunk
3.?????
4.get front page
#23 - pokelova (03/14/2012) [-]
>Bouncing on trampoline with older sister and twin brother
>Sister and brother time their bounces just right to send me flying
>Backflip into nearby bush
>Completely unhurt
<MFW
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#47 - anonymous (03/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
most frightening thing of my childhood
#182 - Nickdowgg (03/14/2012) [-]
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<- my childhood fear
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