Most frightening thing of my childhood. .. >be 14. >mom says tramponlines are too dangerous >go to friends who has trampoline >YOLO im jumping on it >their scary pitbull comes out and is w Most frightening thing of my childhood >be 14 >mom says tramponlines are too dangerous >go to friends who has trampoline >YOLO im jumping on it >their scary pitbull comes out and is w
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #18 - jakeivicevic
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>be 14.
>mom says tramponlines are too dangerous
>go to friends who has trampoline
>YOLO im jumping on it
>their scary pitbull comes out and is watching me drooling
>dont know what to do
>jump higher to get far away
>not paying attention to where i am jumpin
> right foot lands on spring
>do unintentional backflip
>try to catch my balance by throwing myself forward
>catch mad air off the trampoline
>************ im flying
>land on somehwat soft surface but hear a loud crunch
>landed on the dog
>family runs out and is crying
>i apologize my ass off
>they say they hated dog but have too much dog food
>as punishment i have to eat the dog food
>actually tastes pretty good
>buy some every weekend from albertsons
>eat it alone in my room when parents fall asleep


#37 to #18 - anon id: bb36f753
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post a pic of you eating dog food.

OP must deliver!

>:3

(pic or it didnt happend)
User avatar #561 to #37 - zzjames
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Who left the anon door open again? I told you people to close it at night!!
#179 to #18 - pablotheescobar
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#564 to #18 - anon id: 4611e2c4
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>Be a pitbull
>Pretty lonely
> See a potential new friend
>Go out to say high while he jumps on the trampoline
>He jumps higher
>He must not hear me
>Talk louder
He does a mad flip for me
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>He won't land on the trampoline
>Go to save him
>He falls on me
>Feels pretty good
>Ejaculate
>Die
#566 to #18 - irageurage
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**irageurage rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at I fucking love shopping **
if i were you, I would look a lot like this...
#27 to #18 - megapepsifreak
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**megapepsifreak rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at headphones solved ** the **** I just read?
#346 to #18 - ThizzKing
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#567 to #18 - madjack
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Lolwut.
Lolwut.
User avatar #569 to #567 - kirkpower
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can i have source?

User avatar #570 to #569 - madjack
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I have no idea what the source is. Sorry.
#572 to #570 - davidleatheroff
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POWER RANGERS
#315 to #18 - cappelito
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#563 to #315 - Eventually
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#125 to #18 - gsmstgsmst
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Looks like someone escaped from /b/ again.
Looks like someone escaped from /b/ again.
#120 to #18 - kawagaze
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The pic makes as much sense as your story...
#516 to #120 - vegetation
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#25 to #18 - corocop
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go back to the dark depths of 4chan........
#562 to #25 - corocop
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thats awesome....... my content cant get anywhere but my comments can soar to the front page...........
#203 to #25 - anon id: 63d67db7
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It's only /b/ on 4chan that is considered 'bad'. There are plenty of other boards, which are helpful and cool. But /b/'s just porn, gore and lolz.
#207 to #203 - geraldbostock
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You forgot the ponies. So many ponies. And it's pretty tame these days.
#250 to #207 - anonymousforlife
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nope, no ponies. /mlp/ got created the other day
#270 to #250 - geraldbostock
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Ah, sorry. Haven't been there for a few weeks. Last time I was on, about half of the threads were ponies.
#312 to #270 - anonymousforlife
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True, /b/ really has been almost pure cancer lately...
#323 to #312 - geraldbostock
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And reposts of old successful threads.
#36 - hatermrtroll
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>be 11
>discover how to fap
>start fapping like no tomorrow
>start to think i should fap on trampoline
>see small tear in trampoline
>put penis through and start humping the small hole
>sweetjesus.jpeg
>hear my parents pull up into the driveway
>try to pull cock out
>not working
>try harder, and mange to pull free
>parents arrive and see blood on my cock
>dad gives me lecture on how to fap properly
>mfw i realized i circumsized myself
#46 to #36 - essaressa
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User avatar #181 to #46 - burnoutlegend
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I can.
User avatar #147 - kikichu
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>be 12
> be in gymnastics
>practicing on our backyard trampoline
> BROTHER OUT OF NOWWHERE
>bounces me high as ****
>legs go though springs
>hit crotch on metal bar
>I am female and still think i cannot reproduce after this incodent

#152 to #147 - Shadow Guardian
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Wanna find out?
#154 to #152 - kikichu
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#162 to #154 - Shadow Guardian
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#571 to #162 - kikichu
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#576 to #571 - Shadow Guardian
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MFW I saw your avatar.
#577 to #576 - kikichu
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<3
User avatar #578 to #577 - Shadow Guardian
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Is it you?
User avatar #579 to #578 - kikichu
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yessir.

#580 to #579 - Shadow Guardian
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#581 to #580 - kikichu
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the only guy on FJ i think who hasnt said TITS OR GTFO.   
thank you.
the only guy on FJ i think who hasnt said TITS OR GTFO.
thank you.
User avatar #582 to #581 - Shadow Guardian
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That would completely undo the tender internet love we had earlier in the thread.
User avatar #583 to #582 - kikichu
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our internet bond is unbreakable.
User avatar #584 to #583 - Shadow Guardian
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You can reproduce, but only on the internet with someone you don't know....JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
User avatar #585 to #584 - kikichu
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works for me.
I'm pretty sure I broke my vagina that day.
User avatar #586 to #585 - Shadow Guardian
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I'm no gynecologist, but I'll take a look. ;)
#587 to #586 - kikichu
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oooohsnap
oooohsnap
User avatar #588 to #587 - Shadow Guardian
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Favorite pick-up line thread, GO!
User avatar #589 to #588 - kikichu
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Girl you make my bullbaasoar!

(i only know male pickup lines)
User avatar #590 to #589 - Shadow Guardian
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(That's ok)
I'm a pirate, and I'm after your BOOTY!
User avatar #591 to #590 - kikichu
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You're like little ceasers. Hot n Ready
#178 - slicerv
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**slicerv rolled a random image posted in comment #82 at OP DELIVERS PART FIIVEEEE **
#184 to #178 - wyatttehrobot
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**wyatttehrobot rolls 44** fixed
#185 to #184 - slicerv
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#246 to #184 - exyted
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#523 - nicktheslayer
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**nicktheslayer rolled a random image posted in comment #3032669 at FJ Pony Thread ** My childhood fear.
#524 to #523 - nicktheslayer
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:(
#9 - RonniesCookieLove
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>Be 6
>first time on trampoline
>having a ******* ball
> friend pushes me
>going down head first
>ohgodnononnononononono
>head between springs, metal gashing into my shoulders
>scream bloody murder
>friend faints at sight of blood and keeps fainting everytime
>parents aren't home
>stay in springs 3 hours losing blood slowly
>friends dad comes home
>EMTs come
> Da FUQ
>Needed blowtorch to cut the springs
>mfw seeing trampolines now
User avatar #574 to #9 - coolmcbob
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THATS the girl I know and love XD :)
#575 to #574 - RonniesCookieLove
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Bitch I'm FABULOUS
Bitch I'm FABULOUS
#15 to #9 - melbtrev
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#127 - loveyameanish
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I remember when I was about 11 or 12, I was on the trampoline jumping then dropping onto my ass and coming back up, until I did it right in the middle of the trampoline that just happened to have an upside-down stool under it...


I now have a little crescent moon shaped scar on my left butt cheek, couldn't sit down for about two weeks..
#134 to #127 - kowalskii
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>"just happened to have an upside-down stool under it... "
Can you please explain why?
#135 to #134 - loveyameanish
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My little brothers used to play underneath it, they probably brought it under for some reason... Now I always check under before getting on a trampoline...
#140 to #135 - kowalskii
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soo...do you have five assholes now?
#143 to #140 - loveyameanish
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No I landed on the one leg, so it's just a half-moon shape scar on my left butt cheek.
#146 to #143 - kowalskii
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I guess now you can flash a FULL MOON AND A HALF
#148 to #146 - loveyameanish
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#279 - eluamous
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**eluamous rolled a random image posted in comment #687 at Kony picture dump! ** My childhood fear...
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#129 - drunkturtle
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&gt; Be 9 years old, jumping on trampoline with older sister   
&gt; She gets her foot caught, hits the ground with her foot still in the springs     
&gt; Says her ankle is probably a little sprained, gets back on the trampoline    
&gt; Turns out it was a hairline fracture   
&gt; Became a full on broken ankle from jumping, bones poking out of her skin, blood everywhere.   
&gt; MFW
> Be 9 years old, jumping on trampoline with older sister
> She gets her foot caught, hits the ground with her foot still in the springs
> Says her ankle is probably a little sprained, gets back on the trampoline
> Turns out it was a hairline fracture
> Became a full on broken ankle from jumping, bones poking out of her skin, blood everywhere.
> MFW
#159 to #129 - doinkleman
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I would have licked up the blood
I would have licked up the blood
#145 to #129 - bemmo
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