Scumbag Brain

I can't stop giggling now.

What do you mean "was"?

here have this, it's because you made me lol so much

youtube . com / watch?v=UoPplpBPQxQ&ob=av3n

listen while watching the gif.

you won't regret it.

IT GOES WITH THE BEAT when the clip Jumps

Annon....with a good....pppPPPOOOOOSSSTTTTT

The world is sexist, but its preemptively sexist against men, its like why all the other races have white people to even explain what people of color look like to other people of color, notice the term i used, its because women are mostly taught that men are pigs, pervs or have no money, just like white people are conditioned to think anything they say can be racist, honestly, I'm racist, I'm not really sexist, but I'm racist, women can do their own thing, but its when they talk about equal rights, that starts to bug me, equal rights, men are expected to pay for a dinner, the worst set of words in my opinion-> "you can't hit me, I'm a girl" I've worked law enforcement before, if a wife beats the shit out of her husband and he punches her once in self defense, guess who's going to jail for agg assault, the guy, the jury will be sympathetic, the fact is women have more rights then men, less legal obligations and are sympathized with more even though in many cases I've seen, the woman is the instigator, the action taker and the executioner of a situation, men get raked over the coals for anything when it comes to women

I agree. As a woman I find our gender to be quite.. Horrible.
We want equal rights, but when it comes to be treated equally we want to go back to the old "Women are weak and should be treated sweeter and given free hand outs"
Take for the example. A woman punches a man just because she feels like it. The man hits back. He's a bad person.
A man SLAPS a woman because she was sexually harassing him, the man is now in jail for beating a woman.

Also, feminists are another things. A true feminist will fight for equal rights for everyone. Even men. Not just downing on men and calling them a dirty rapist pig.
(My grandma for example tells me all guys are sex craved jerks, when in fact all my female friends are sex crazed jerks and my male friends are civilized and sweet)

The women who are stupid jackasses who are unfair and hypocritical need to be locked far deep into the kitchen. The ones who have their shit together can walk amongst the rest of the world.

I am a female, for the record.

You know what pisses me off the most?

Females who complain about wanting both a career and to be a full-time mother.

You cannot do it, not without great difficulty.

There is a REASON that men went to work and women stayed home. And it's GREAT that we have the choice now! Equality is awesome!

But no, you can't have equal, high amounts of both.

Either you have a full-time career, or you're a full-time mother. OR you can find an in-between.

But don't complain to the government, and don't blame men if you can't find an in-between that doesn't suit you.

/rant over

I do know exactly what I'm talking about. My mother is in a similar situation to yours.

I was actually talking about people who want to be a stay at home mother and a full time ladder-climbing career woman at the same time, which is why I mentioned the possibility of an inbetween - which is what your mother is.

But I'm guessing she doesn't complain about the fact she can't have full-time of both, right?

Which is what bugs me.

Your inability to read is fascinating.

Thanks for playing, bye.

I'll admit that i didn't take into account your "full time" part
though i doubt anybody complains about not being able to spend all their time at home being a mother and also spending most of their time on their career.
all that being said, "Your inability to read is fascinating.

Thanks for playing, bye."
is sickeningly pretentious

At what point did I say I was not pretentious?

The fact you thought I'd care about your life story was fairly pretentious too, no?

Now, goodbye! I'm going on to do more interesting things.

Telling you that for the sake of argument was in no way pretentious, maybe unnecesary, but not pretentious
"At what point did I say I was not pretentious?"
That is so immature, it reminds me of a 10 year old, really

So was calling me pretentious in the first place. I do believe calling someone names is fairly immature.

How many times do I have to say goodbye before you stop commenting?

What your brain is really doing

Nah, mine is more of a dick. I have extremely realistic and memorable dreams in which I'm killed in a realistic and dramatic way, most of the time in a way where I have to lay there dying and come to terms with my own death. Then I wake up remembering every detail. The worst was one where I got shot in the back 3 times and had to watch myself bleed out on the street .

Read comment #146 when you get the chance

I know that feel dude , I lost count of how many times I've hit pavements, been stabbed , mob bashed , shot or some other sort of cruel death in my dreams , and everytime I don't wake up until i die in it , fucking stupid brain.

I'm too lazy to make one... but the alien guy meme with the caption, "Hormones"

Thank you :)

Anytime.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3450353/Scumbag+Brain/111#111

Your comment was copied word for word.
Just thought I should let you know, there's an unoriginal prick lurking about.

Every time I eat a steak, my brain recalls this creepy bastard eating brains in Hannibal.
Grosses me the fuck out.

Still? Dude, I don't think you where gone long enough.

Really now.

Hello Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8...

seriously?

Way to copy a higher rated comment, word for word.

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