Socially Awkward Penguin

**Fedexx rolls 35**

I do this. I go so far as to plan multiple speach options factoring in all the possible reactions my conversational partner could have to what I'm saying. I talk to myself out loud and confuse the shit out of my neighbors. In my 8 years of doing this, I have never ONCE actually gone through with any of my planned conversations...because I don't have to. Because by the time I get to the person I want to argue with, I've already vented all of my anger by arguing with myself. This problem solves itself.

The sad thing is that when I do use my planned conversations they never go as planned, unlike this guy

I've done and still do this and because of it I realised I've been traumatised and other stuff because of it ._.

x10

Socially Prepared Penguin

>make a dialogue in your head
>other person doesn't follow the dialogue

OUCH

Right in my self-esteem

I know that feel. And if its not that, its either the planned conversation gets an opening, but i become a dumbass and forget the plan.

I know that feel.

I sometimes rehearse out loud things I'd say or like to say to people in a conversation. Do I have a problem?

GET OUT OFF MY BRAIN!!!

TAKE ALL THE DIRTY PICTURES WITH YOU IF YOU MUST, JUST GET OUT OF MY HEAD!