Answering Your Phone 2. you guys liked it, so i made another. enjoy!. F unny Ways To Answer Your Phone f. Ask "h; this being recorded?" 2. Dicks like hotdogs, y
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Answering Your Phone 2

you guys liked it, so i made another. enjoy!

F unny Ways To Answer Your Phone
f. Ask "h; this being recorded?"
2. Dicks like hotdogs, yo uh love dicks Jll
3. sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it/ How may I help you?
4. Tye got the money, just het her go, she' s been through enough.
fr (fthe person says hello fisrt scream 'Who sent You?!'
6. say very panicky "send someone in with the money and no one gets hurt!"
7. one ring to rule them all how may i help you
8. Sorry I' m dead right now. Talk to you later
9. Tampax tampon service, how may I help you?
to "Hello F" “*BANG’*' Tve been shot... " Clicks
MI Get More Than "l"'" Make
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Submitted: 04/11/2010
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#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/11/2010) [+] (14 replies)
it's "you whack it, we pack it" or "you squeeze it, we freeze it"... "you spank it, we bank it" is just stupid.
User avatar #10 to #9 - braydonbond (04/11/2010) [-]
So is "anonymous".
User avatar #6 - IceBearJudgesYou (04/11/2010) [+] (13 replies)
Sperm bank

You wank it
we bank it

(how i answer my fone now)
User avatar #14 - rockerforlife (04/11/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**rockerforlife rolls 725,169,369** If this ends in a number, I kill an anon
#5 - Fuelex (04/11/2010) [-]
this is great!
sum1 should create an omegle or chatroulette answering method though!
User avatar #13 - nayyt (04/11/2010) [-]
joe's crematorium, you kill 'em we grill 'em
User avatar #16 - LawfulNeutral (04/11/2010) [-]
Dr. Hook's Abortion clinic, You rape 'em, We scrape 'em.
User avatar #163 - Mattatew (04/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Abortion Pizza: Your Loss Is Our Sauce
User avatar #100 - bigpaski (04/11/2010) [-]
"Abortion Clinic. You rape 'em, we scrape 'em"
User avatar #78 - Alimosaka (04/11/2010) [-]
Al's Abortion Clinic, You rape em' we scrape em!
User avatar #72 - GrantImahara (04/11/2010) [+] (8 replies)
You need to login to view this link

Need 5 more clicks to find out if this site is BS or actually worth it...

Also, it isn't blue waffle, it's not some cheesy redirect link.

It's not "That's not Sexy"

Or "Lemon Party"
User avatar #79 to #72 - bluewafflez (04/11/2010) [-]
you still play runescape? wow
User avatar #56 - DalliLlama (04/11/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it
User avatar #46 - bpirate ONLINE (04/11/2010) [-]
how about, "Bat Cave, Alfred speaking."
User avatar #1 - PossibleTroll (04/11/2010) [+] (6 replies)
-Thinks- Hm...first. >:D
#174 - potsmokingmonkey (04/12/2010) [+] (5 replies)
**potsmokingmonkey rolls 99** on a scale of 1 to 99 how gay justin bieber is
#138 - gymboy (04/11/2010) [-]
granny's funeral parlor, you stab em' and we slab em'
#137 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/11/2010) [-]
lol. my favorite is "richardson abortion center, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em. no fetus can beat us. how may we help you??"
User avatar #154 - xLovableLoserx (04/12/2010) [-]
Another good one... Pete's Meats, you can't beat our meat, how may I help you?
#146 - ixkilledxradiox **User deleted account** (04/11/2010) [-]
hello michaels crematorium you kill'em we grill'em
User avatar #50 - JasonBourne (04/11/2010) [-]
Call the telemarketers and try to sell them something. It's fun
#159 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**anonymous rolls 52** on a scale of 1 to 99 how gay edward cullen is
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