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Answering Your Phone 2. you guys liked it, so i made another. enjoy!. F unny Ways To Answer Your Phone f. Ask "h; this being recorded?" 2. Dicks like hotdogs, y

you guys liked it, so i made another. enjoy!

F unny Ways To Answer Your Phone
f. Ask "h; this being recorded?"
2. Dicks like hotdogs, yo uh love dicks Jll
3. sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it/ How may I help you?
4. Tye got the money, just het her go, she' s been through enough.
fr (fthe person says hello fisrt scream 'Who sent You?!'
6. say very panicky "send someone in with the money and no one gets hurt!"
7. one ring to rule them all how may i help you
8. Sorry I' m dead right now. Talk to you later
9. Tampax tampon service, how may I help you?
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#9 - anon id: a56c9a1c
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(04/11/2010) [-]
it's "you whack it, we pack it" or "you squeeze it, we freeze it"... "you spank it, we bank it" is just stupid.
User avatar #234 to #9 - tatertwentysix
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(04/12/2010) [-]
no actually it is genius
User avatar #235 to #9 - delousedinyou
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(04/12/2010) [-]
your penis is like a igloo
User avatar #10 to #9 - braydonbond
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(04/11/2010) [-]
So is "anonymous".
#15 to #10 - thecakeisntalie **User deleted account**
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User avatar #22 to #15 - JuicyMcgee
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(04/11/2010) [-]
what did that poor little anon say?
User avatar #27 to #22 - xxbellaxx
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(04/11/2010) [-]
Why don't you look..
User avatar #32 to #27 - JuicyMcgee
Reply -6 123456789123345869
(04/11/2010) [-]
oh **** it was hidden for some reason.-_- my bad
User avatar #36 to #32 - xxbellaxx
Reply -4 123456789123345869
(04/11/2010) [-]
Heh..Yeah..
User avatar #21 to #10 - thenatester
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(04/11/2010) [-]
I need to take a screenshot
#236 to #10 - maby **User deleted account**
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(04/12/2010) [-]
so is anonymous
User avatar #237 to #236 - braydonbond
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(04/12/2010) [-]
And you repeated exactly what I said why?
#238 to #237 - maby **User deleted account**
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(04/12/2010) [-]
idk THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!
User avatar #239 to #238 - braydonbond
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(04/12/2010) [-]
No, this is Patrick.
#244 to #239 - maby **User deleted account**
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(04/13/2010) [-]
yeah... THIS IS PATRICK IN SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!!11!!!
User avatar #6 - IceBearJudgesYou
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Sperm bank

You wank it
we bank it

(how i answer my fone now)
#7 to #6 - anon id: 1ea3cf20
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(04/11/2010) [-]
intill your mum phones then your ******
#17 to #7 - Trakhner **User deleted account**
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User avatar #11 to #7 - dudeomglol
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(04/11/2010) [-]
**** you anon
#12 to #11 - anon id: 84e0a911
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Oh shuttup man, that guy made a funny, you miserable prick.
#19 to #12 - anon id: a7336f66
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(04/11/2010) [-]
who says "made a funny" anymore? lol, you're an asshole, but you made my day, if someone thinks someones stupid, let them. i mean, i think you're a pompous asshole, but that's just me. you sir FAIL.
#24 to #19 - anon id: 1223d2c2
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(04/11/2010) [-]
who the **** says wank?
User avatar #136 to #24 - OneSexyBeast
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(04/11/2010) [-]
I have a feeling that all of these anon comments were made by the same guy, just to get attention.
User avatar #170 to #136 - CreativeCoding
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(04/12/2010) [-]
I also have a feeling that he's only 5.
User avatar #171 to #136 - zchrls
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(04/12/2010) [-]
Yeah, cuz he would totally spend 4 hours on this page...
#217 to #24 - BUFFMONKEY
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(04/12/2010) [-]
.......you
#39 to #24 - MrFatManTony
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(04/11/2010) [-]
I do. As a lot of other people. Sunlight is good for your health, man.
#40 to #39 - MrFatManTony
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(04/11/2010) [-]
@#19 :P
User avatar #232 to #24 - KiteFlyingBob
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(04/12/2010) [-]
**KiteFlyingBob rolls 608,252,832** British people
User avatar #14 - rockerforlife
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(04/11/2010) [-]
**rockerforlife rolls 725,169,369** If this ends in a number, I kill an anon
#147 to #14 - fuckinganonymous
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Go on sir, we wont stop you
User avatar #176 to #147 - rockerforlife
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(04/12/2010) [-]
Any volunteers?
#5 - Fuelex
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(04/11/2010) [-]
this is great!
sum1 should create an omegle or chatroulette answering method though!
User avatar #13 - nayyt
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(04/11/2010) [-]
joe's crematorium, you kill 'em we grill 'em
User avatar #16 - LawfulNeutral
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(04/11/2010) [-]
Dr. Hook's Abortion clinic, You rape 'em, We scrape 'em.
User avatar #163 - Mattatew
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(04/12/2010) [-]
Abortion Pizza: Your Loss Is Our Sauce
#177 to #163 - BlockJuice
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(04/12/2010) [-]
that's the one i was looking for
User avatar #72 - GrantImahara
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(04/11/2010) [-]
You need to login to view this link

Need 5 more clicks to find out if this site is BS or actually worth it...

Also, it isn't blue waffle, it's not some cheesy redirect link.

It's not "That's not Sexy"

Or "Lemon Party"
User avatar #74 to #72 - GrantImahara
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Enjoy.
User avatar #106 to #72 - GrantImahara
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(04/11/2010) [-]
It's... a scam no prize, nothing.
User avatar #79 to #72 - bluewafflez
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(04/11/2010) [-]
you still play runescape? wow
User avatar #116 to #79 - ColonelKickass
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(04/11/2010) [-]
I used to play RuneScape, but then I realized what I was doing with my life.
#105 to #79 - sebastien
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(04/11/2010) [-]
runescape is like world of warcraft for black people who cant pay for it.
User avatar #86 to #79 - WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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(04/11/2010) [-]
The fact that anyone would initially begin to play it disturbs me.
User avatar #108 to #86 - GrantImahara
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Play = no
Sell member credit = yes
User avatar #89 to #86 - bluewafflez
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(04/11/2010) [-]
back in 4th grade, that was the coolest thing on earth
now, if you play it, you are considered a noob at life
User avatar #46 - bpirate
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(04/11/2010) [-]
how about, "Bat Cave, Alfred speaking."
User avatar #1 - PossibleTroll
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(04/11/2010) [-]
-Thinks- Hm...first. >:D
User avatar #3 to #1 - ZombieSmile
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(04/11/2010) [-]
Are you possibly trolling here?
User avatar #4 to #3 - PossibleTroll
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(04/11/2010) [-]
Will you possibly stfu? And no. I stick with omegle for trolling.
User avatar #8 to #4 - ZombieSmile
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Harsh words from the possible troll.
User avatar #82 to #8 - PossibleTroll
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Smug words from a guy who's avatar gives 3 year old autistic kids seizures. Don't ask why they're on FJ, it doesn't matter.
User avatar #173 to #82 - ZombieSmile
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(04/12/2010) [-]
Well... Someones got to.
User avatar #240 to #173 - PossibleTroll
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(04/12/2010) [-]
I lul'd.