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Oh 4chan, You So Silly
Just found this and laughed extremely hard, and thought you guys would like it.
Anonymous (ID: ) ) 1' No. 386445725
we 13
challenge not shit fer a long time (challenge self all the time, dunno why)
wave to shit en gnd day
end-
we shit feral days. Do almost nothing but mean
get
I wont make the whole day, fuck the other kids, I' m going to shit in the school stall
well rings
Humble out of classroom
cheel shit slipping
aoh fuck
Hun the FUCK ever to the bathroom
ajust as I' m running trough the hallway, my belt fucking BREAKS and I fall en my face
raw fuck
tthe pain in my face is not comparable to the ene in my ass
mmy body feele like it' s going to explode
chace down, ass up, the hugest solid shit Ne overtaken starts to come out
hawkward silence tells me I' m being watched by everyone
pstart to cry uncontrollably
pstart shaking because decrying, which leads to spaces between shits, which lead to fucking loud fart sounds
eevery fart fuels my sadness and crying
consciousness
awake up in hospital
mmy life is ever
gmea. to another school
mmy dad is in rage
mmakes me wear a that says what I did
mat feel
we 13
challenge not shit fer a long time (challenge self all the time, dunno why)
wave to shit en gnd day
end-
we shit feral days. Do almost nothing but mean
get
I wont make the whole day, fuck the other kids, I' m going to shit in the school stall
well rings
Humble out of classroom
cheel shit slipping
aoh fuck
Hun the FUCK ever to the bathroom
ajust as I' m running trough the hallway, my belt fucking BREAKS and I fall en my face
raw fuck
tthe pain in my face is not comparable to the ene in my ass
mmy body feele like it' s going to explode
chace down, ass up, the hugest solid shit Ne overtaken starts to come out
hawkward silence tells me I' m being watched by everyone
pstart to cry uncontrollably
pstart shaking because decrying, which leads to spaces between shits, which lead to fucking loud fart sounds
eevery fart fuels my sadness and crying
consciousness
awake up in hospital
mmy life is ever
gmea. to another school
mmy dad is in rage
mmakes me wear a that says what I did
mat feel
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>start shaking because of crying, which leads to spaces between shits, which leads to fucking loud fart sounds
>every fart fuels my sadness and crying
I fucking lost it there
>every fart fuels my sadness and crying
I fucking lost it there
#5
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vanoreo (03/12/2012) [+]
(10 replies)
>Refuse to shit in public bathrooms
>Also avoid farting at all costs, hold them in (long story short I farted really loud at a school assembly once... shit was NOT cash...)
>Irrational fear
>Hold it until I get home from school
>Do this daily for years
>Few months ago
>Last period
>Sphincter starting to breach
>Holding in any farts/shit possible
>Make it through class
>Run my ass to the car
>holding in my shit the ride home
>Get home
>Get on toilet
>Shit 7 full sized shits in 1 sitting (no pun intended)
>3 were horrible diarrhea
>MFW
>Also avoid farting at all costs, hold them in (long story short I farted really loud at a school assembly once... shit was NOT cash...)
>Irrational fear
>Hold it until I get home from school
>Do this daily for years
>Few months ago
>Last period
>Sphincter starting to breach
>Holding in any farts/shit possible
>Make it through class
>Run my ass to the car
>holding in my shit the ride home
>Get home
>Get on toilet
>Shit 7 full sized shits in 1 sitting (no pun intended)
>3 were horrible diarrhea
>MFW
#228
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trollmanone (03/13/2012) [-]
> be 13
>Just walking in the hall when all the sudden a kid tumbles out of his class room
>wanted to lend a hand because i saw he was in pain
>Guy starts running
>Chased after him because he may need help
> guy's belt buckle breaks and dude falls
>I laugh silently
>Everyone is in the hall suddenly
> Smelt something
>Guy shits himself and started crying
>Random Farting between every shit
>Guy passes out
>Panics gets a phone
>Call 911
>Say what happened
>They laugh
>Go ape shit on them
>Teacher hears me cussing out 911
>Gets Detention and a suspension
>Just my damn luck
>Just walking in the hall when all the sudden a kid tumbles out of his class room
>wanted to lend a hand because i saw he was in pain
>Guy starts running
>Chased after him because he may need help
> guy's belt buckle breaks and dude falls
>I laugh silently
>Everyone is in the hall suddenly
> Smelt something
>Guy shits himself and started crying
>Random Farting between every shit
>Guy passes out
>Panics gets a phone
>Call 911
>Say what happened
>They laugh
>Go ape shit on them
>Teacher hears me cussing out 911
>Gets Detention and a suspension
>Just my damn luck
#256
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caldubya (03/13/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
**caldubya rolled a random image posted in comment #306 at ZELDA! ** my face if I would have seen that kid in my school
#29
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meloncube (03/13/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Whenever I see a 4chan text I read the last sentence at first for checking if it's an "everybody walk the dinosaur" or "I am dog" post.
I can't be the only one
I can't be the only one