Life Hacks

not if you place a dish plate next to it... it's a toaster... not a rocket starter, remember this

I have seen some toasters in my time. Some go apeshit and go as high as the hight of the actual toaster. It's fucking ridiculous.

If you meet toasters like this, I recommend using a harpoon or nail gun to quickly shoot it to the wall before it falls on the floor.

wut

Aim for your dish plate then... make it fly through the room, getting some air from a Fan to cool down so you dont burn your month then land right on your dish, which activates a epic buttering machine....

Don't tell me you aren't bored... you're on FJ! Make something usefull, make a automatic sandwich machine, made of things you find at home!

post result + failures on FJ = instnat front page... or even further, depending on how strong your toaster is....

Takes picture of fire instead of putting it out

what toaster do you have? i used a 20 year old toaster and it worked like a charm

make sure you get crumbs out, or they'll catch fire

turn toaster perpendicular to the edge of the counter and put a plate just 5 inches away from the opening of the toaster. bam, problem solved and exploited.

...Fuck.

.456 is about 5/11ths or 9/20ths.

or use a measuring cup... like the one at the back of the very same image...

wasn't this on the front page like a week ago? :-(
The gif somehow resembles my fury.

feels less than a week

same for the uk, its very handy for my job, a baker :D

Actually, 0.998kg => 1L of Water

and I guess it can vary a little bit depending on the mineral etc. content

Thank you, this is the first thing I thought of when I saw #10, and I literally started laughing out loud.

i thought you were about to say repost. but thumb for you

If you put a book or something hard and semi heavy in front of it it might be able to block the rocket jump of the toaster.

fffffound!