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Half my school

A little bit of OC

Till " Mim
itims?
BY aiit' iii
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Submitted: 03/11/2012
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#22 - sirrommel (03/12/2012) [-]
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#5 - anonymous (03/12/2012) [+] (14 replies)
There's a reason it's called "zombie apocalypse" , cos 99.9%of us would most likely be among the dead/zombies. Not one of the cliche survivors with the single weapon of your choice.
#47 - PurpleLemonade (03/12/2012) [-]
L4D has inspired me to train/prepare for the ZA! I've got a butt load of peelz so I think I'm ready!
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#89 - SquishyHaribo (03/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
speaking realistically, I would cry like a little girl
then poop my pants
#8 - anonymous (03/12/2012) [-]
jjujj
#228 - CXJokerXD (03/12/2012) [-]
Stop with the how you know you'd survive bullshit. You all would die. Especially if they were the running type.
User avatar #176 - garykn (03/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I have everything I need in my house. Why? Simple. My dad is a redneck.
User avatar #205 to #176 - stukka (03/12/2012) [-]
So you've even got someone to fuck? Sounds like you've got it sorted then.
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#25 to #19 - mytrakytra (03/12/2012) [-]
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Cool now go get a job.
User avatar #1 - zyort (03/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Well yeah, Left For Dead teaches you all you need to know about how to survive a zombie apocalypse. (If you happen to be immune to the disease.) It teaches you to grab something nice and lethal, and kill all suns of bitches.
#257 - janderp (03/13/2012) [-]
Nice move OP
Think about this, you are in your room chillin, looking for some fap material while eating pizza and drinking your favorite soda. Suddenly two cars crashes excatly in front of your room BAAAAMM!! you got knocked down by something.
Wake up under your bed, feeling drugged. After leaving your room there´s blood everywhere, you run down stairs to see all your family dismembered. Start crying like a little cunt, screaming and angry, THEN! BUMMMM! you call the attention of 2 zombies that still walking around the streets. You just run upstairs meanwhile you are listening the walk of the zombies going back to you, almost ripping your clothes off. POOWW A zombie grabbing your foot, you are pulling that foot so you can escape.
HOPELESS
You realize that there is nothing to live for, all your family died, and you are about to.
you just stop pulling and let the zombies finish with you, when they are about to eat your tasty food, someone shoot those fuckers down and saved your life,
Hope is back.
You hug him and thanks about saving his life, he just replie with a simple: "It´s cool man, I´ve been preparing for this long time ago"
The truth.
The stranger take you to his house, when you enter all that you see are a bunch of people sleeping, eating, crying, talking etc...
Then you see a little guy using a laptop and ask him if he can borrow it to you.
He gives you the laptop, OH SNAP, that little kid was on FJ looking for some fap material too, WUUUUSH a memory is coming to your head, and you remember the day that you posted this content, without knowing what´s going on next.
Hero.
You just turn around and tell to your hero the history of your suffering at that moment.
He stand up, pull out his gun and aim to you exactly in the middle of your forehead, with a different voice and looking into your soul he tells you: "I saw that post, where is your god now?"
BAAM HEADSHOT




User avatar #236 - thenewnuggubler (03/12/2012) [-]
somewhere secluded, maybe a small island on a large lake with plenty of wild animals and wild fruits. take guns and supplies. chop down trees for barricades, leave one opening the size of a small door for people, but lockable. hunt animals, bring fruit and vegetable seeds for farming. bring whoever necessary, family, friends... the more people the bigger the island and more supplies
#187 - drummerperson ONLINE (03/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**drummerperson rolled a random image posted in comment #157 at Read description ** <--- what i do to prepare.
#137 - grriabear (03/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
id'e love to be the guy that just goes around killing zombies like a badass but...it just wont happen, they're like super humans that will never stop chasing you until their legs literally start to deteriorate, you better hope you're a good shot, cause unless you shoot the head, you're in trouble. they have the ability too use ever muscle in their body, unlike a normal human being...if they're ever is a zombie apocalypse, there will be no survivors :p just sayin'.
User avatar #79 - pizzapastasaurous (03/12/2012) [-]
The biggest one I hear goes something like this, 'Uh yeah ill just grab a baseball bat and fuck up all the zombies huh huh duh duh', the akward moment when in a 9 mile radius we have a population of 100,000... goodluck with that dipshits.
#211 - anonymous (03/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Honestly people who claim to be ready for a zombie apocalypse are awful. It's surprising how smug people can be about this topic, how utterly sure they are that they have thought of a plan that nobody else could think of and that THEY ALONE are elite enough to survive. There are over three hundred million people in America. THREE HUNDRED MILLION. What makes you think that you are more qualified to survive than any of them? Sorry everyone, but you aren't actually special snowflakes. In addition, many people are ridiculously confident in their abilities. How many of you have actually fired a firearm? I'd say that probably weeds out at least a third of funnyjunk. Now how many of you are confident that you can not only fire a firearm, but can fire it accurately and quickly? Reload quickly, even under the pressure of having a rotting corpse shambling towards you? Honestly it makes me wish there was an apocalypse, so I could see all the kids' plans fail (from the perspective of a zombie of course, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be one of the ones to make it).
#184 - mrnecro (03/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
my plan is to head for Alaska, or just stay here in Arizona.
Zombies have no body heat so they would freeze in Alaska
In Arizona, as you can well imagine, it's hot as hell; so they would decompose much faster
User avatar #7 - zombiepocalypes (03/12/2012) [-]
hahha my name
User avatar #131 - fedegon ONLINE (03/12/2012) [-]
I am prepared for the zombie apocalypse! I have internet and I can eat grass around my house.
User avatar #120 - jlpeters (03/12/2012) [-]
not left for dead, just watching every zombie movie i can find playing all the resident evil games and some other zombie games. but i have come to a sudden conclusion that your hole plan can be fucked by just one variation and there are a fuck ton of possible variations.
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