Know your places

*their

I know how to make toast and scrambled eggs...

That's all you need to Survive.

I SWEAR I'LL LEARN HOW TO MAKE PASTA IF IT KILLS ME.

Pasta is Easy. :3

The complicated thing is the Sauce you use to add Flavor.
Make it Tomato for Arrabiata, Classic or Bolognese... Or Cream and cheese for Alfredo. :3

Just Boiling water with Butter and some Pepper Seeds will do the Trick for the Pasta itself.

I lost you at "add flavor." I think I'll go back to my cup o noodles, easy mac, and Carl's Jr...

u__u Well, it's not like Pasta Itself is Tasteless, it's just that the style you make it, depends heavily on the sauce you use...

It's not that hard... It can get messy, but it's not that hard...

Does salt and butter make it better..? That's all I know how to do... I'd rather buy ready made sauce.

Salt, Butter, and just a very small stick of Cinnamon to add a rather sweet flavor to it.
Also helps a lot, since it doesn't get that sticky.

Smells Wonderfull!!

Thanks c:

I love the random shit I see on this site.

You bet you do.

ok i have been in cooking school for 5 years and never have i heard of putting cinnamon in pasta.

That's because that's a trick both my Grandmother and my Mother passed down to me.
I never saw it on my School years either...

Struck me as a surprise.

As soon as i tasted it, i knew it was as Legit as my love for food. :3

It's delicious with salt and butter imo. Even better with sauce

That picture is worse than the entire Suicide Mouse.avi video.

wat?

seriously now, in sweden we have this spice called "grillkrydda" and if you make pasta with butter and the spice its the most delicious thing you will ever eat

Shit man, never heard about said spice.
If it's as tasty as the difficulty it requires to pronounce the name, then it must be a straight leak from God's pantry.

Sweden you say? I have a shop nearby that sells imported products (Foodstuffs mainly.) I just wrote the name of the spice down to order some...
It should come in handy, and i love to try new flavors. :3

pronounced like "grr- ill- kr-yda"

or u can use prego!

Shh man.
That's the Quick way to do it when you have no time. xD

lucky, i can make anything :(

cant* sorry

Haha, I love the gif.

contain your orgasms

cereal....my specialty is cereal

Mine is Toast.

And sometimes, when i'm feeling lucky, i eat Toast...

...

WITH MARMALADE.

pffffffff .... bitch . I Learned how to cook from my mother .
BEFORE you say how big of a faggot i am , I will say this .
Women these days dont know how to cook .
So i learned how to just so i can teach it back at them .
Dont want to see my GF die because the bitch gave herself 5th degree burns
(and probably burn down the kichen) because she tried making an omelete .

Man, you are not a Faggot.
I learned from both, my grand Mother and my mother...
I'm taking classes to complement that knowledge. :3
ANd... Well, working helps a lot too.

Well i am not planing to be a cook .
I only did it to prevent any girl i am with from dieing a horible death
wile she is making food for me .
The women speciments i have ecountered thus far , have shown
that women have escaped from the kichen . Actualy they made the kichen
unknown territory .
So i have aquired the skills to rehabilitatize them in their natural inviroment .

I wanna learn how to make General Tso's Chicken. The cost of it in restaurants is too damn high! :I

All i know about this Chicken Legend, is that it's inexpensive to cook...

Don't know what's the big deal about it, it's delicious, but overly expensive.

meh, all cooking is, is heating stuff up. I can do that.

**mrfunman rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Iphone + face = Rage ** nigga wut

Look at his comment number

.......whut
<gif related mother fucker

I ran out of Lasagna................and bitches...........

I Fuck here to came lasagna.

I came here to fuck lasagna and eat bitches... wait....

This was what the entire comic was based off of dumbfuck.

That's what the entire comic is about you dumbfuck

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**redfraction rolled user malizlewaa **

Done!

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roll user?

to late, redfraction beat me to it :( but if you want one, here you go: *roll user*

**herpderpstrom rolled user jofj ** can't believe I fucked that up :D

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Do it again!

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and doesnt that guy have eyelashes?

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at a first glance, i thought hitler was a giant, then i thought that the other man must just be a midget or something, then i realised that hitler is just closer to the camera... that high.

he didnt roll the image....