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Pizza.

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File: -( 11 KB, 299x169, okay with this, jpg)
r" :h Anonymous (ID: tjpv% ) (/ 12( Sun) No/ 386183315
18 years old
a pizza guy
house in bad neighborhood
answers door
pounds and naked
glazed, likely on drugs
for pizza with Half dollar coins, all with dried glue on one side
Bstrong smell of ****
crapped on the while performing the transaction
conformed me he was "making room"
Appens pizza box
drubs slice over his naked chest
Hips me
If not for the fact that this is ml, this would be incredibly 'what'. Nice tip. -wait, on drugs and 600 pounds-?
WHERE THE **** DID HE GET THE NIAN
ANON DEMANDS TO KNOW
we 40 years old
we slightly overweight
Make metabolism pills
shot my pills
******* pills are they
Pstart to get really hot
all clothes
Reemember that I have pizza coming
steel bad trip coming on
Mapa money tothe table so I don' t lose it
Huck, terrible idea, scrape coins off
whit gets weird
ployor alarm rings
******** dragon at my portcullis demanding coins
ggive him them while losing **** out other
enchanted shield from inventory
Hub it all over my body
ruse razor leaf on dragon
gdragon Mes
seats another day in the mushroom kingdom
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Submitted: 03/11/2012
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#3 - becausefuckyoutoo (03/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
If /b/ used half of this creativity for a good cause, they'd go far.
If /b/ used half of this creativity for a good cause, they'd go far.
#1 - soulstealerr (03/11/2012) [-]
Do I see a major Hollywood movie in their future???
#8 - rotz (03/11/2012) [+] (19 replies)
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#56 - killerdeath (03/12/2012) [-]
He gets the money from the folds of his back fat.
#59 - fluffycloudguy (03/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The creativity among /b/ is astounding, if only they put it to good use.
#26 - sahakid (03/12/2012) [-]
**sahakid rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at (MORBID) When you see it... **

>Be pizza
>Getting cooked in the oven
>Then some 18 year old **** takes me and puts me in a cardboard box
>Hear him drive me to a house and ring doorbell
>See the light of heaven illuminating some naked fat ****
>Picks me up
>Rubs me over his sweaty chest
>mfw
#47 - alexanderdouble (03/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#51 to #47 - kojinus ONLINE (03/12/2012) [-]
because you can't.
User avatar #33 - arsyro (03/12/2012) [-]
>in house with super fat black guy
>me super hungry
>hear that fat black dude is ordering pizza
>guy pops pill w/o sharing
>"wow you're cool" i think
>guy tapes money to table
>dude wtf is happening
>he also starts stripping
>600 lbs of fat black dude stepping all over me
>door opens and pizza guy is standing there scared as balls
>fat black dude ***** on me
>i try to punch him
>i have no arms
>im the floor
#76 - WillieThePimp (03/12/2012) [+] (28 replies)
User avatar #97 to #76 - dichromatic (03/12/2012) [-]
**dichromatic rolls 00**
#118 - nignig (03/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
> Be 8
> Killing birds in my back yard (texas)
> Decide to shoot randomly into a tree
> Kill neighbor kid
> I hide his body in my tree house
> Panicking
> Decide to bury the body
> Wake up at 3am and bury him near the school
> Come home and see a **** load of cops outside
> I walk into my house scared outta ****
> Parents are outside
> Cop approaches me and asks if i knew that the kid was missing
> Panics and say i didnt know anything and that im tired
> Run my ass off into my room
> Hear some kid crying in my room
> Slightly open and see the boy i shot covered in dirt and blood
> freak the **** out and slam the door
> Build up courage and decide to enter room
> I open the door, get on the floor, Everybody walk the dinosaur
#159 - surrenderurwaffles (03/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
he didnt explain why he had dried glue on one side though.......i demand to know
#163 to #159 - imoverit (03/12/2012) [-]
>be king of coins
>demand sex with all other coins
>time passes
>it's not glue
User avatar #167 - sublimettt (03/12/2012) [-]
**sublimettt rolls 11** ******* wonderful /b/
#120 - lucidwater (03/12/2012) [-]
These guys should be Hollywood movie writers...
These guys should be Hollywood movie writers...
#57 - barackjemima (03/12/2012) [-]
I shat myself that was so funny
I shat myself that was so funny
#38 - Freelon (03/12/2012) [-]
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