nope nope nope. >be me >get a boner while making this >start crying >ohgodwhy.. Who finishes on their own face
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nope nope nope

>be me
>get a boner while making this
>start crying
>ohgodwhy

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Submitted: 03/11/2012
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#3 - Sunset has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#41 - darklit (03/11/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Who finishes on their own face
#329 - scarydino (03/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
At least you have a mom to cover in semen
At least you have a mom to cover in semen
#18 - shadowrated ONLINE (03/11/2012) [-]
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OP's mom
#32 - dullestcookie (03/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
<-- OP's mom.
#256 - baditch (03/12/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I'll tell you whats familiar. This post.
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#425 - lilkepi (03/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #271 - cjsixtyseven (03/12/2012) [+] (13 replies)
blah blah balh this is repost blah blah blah
#275 to #271 - paxpacis (03/12/2012) [-]
Still searching for my **** to give
#232 - frysfrys (03/11/2012) [-]
&quot;Alrighty mom... just gonna... go... to my... room...&quot;
"Alrighty mom... just gonna... go... to my... room..."
#299 - lasomacintosh (03/12/2012) [+] (11 replies)
There are so many reasons this story is ******** .

1. The Playboy magazine. The only excuse to use one of those is not having internet, but you clearly have internet if you're uploading this comic on to funnyjunk.

2. I doubt you jizzed on your face, It's not difficult to point you cock in some other direction, unless you just like the feel of jizz on your face. Being OP, you probably do.

3. Walking down the hallway. Why the **** would you risk being seen with jizz on your face, you could easily grab a towel or shirt from your closet.

4. "oh, this isn't loti...." How the **** were you going to finish that sentence if your mom didn't interrupt you?

5. I'm pretty sure your mom knows what jizz is. Hello! she's had sex before. So even if all of that happened, I don't think your mom would think it was lotion, especially after she rubbed it in to your face and found out that it was sticky.

6. If it was "familiar" to her, she would definitely know it's not lotion.

This comic blows.


User avatar #111 - cjsixtyseven (03/11/2012) [+] (14 replies)
To everyone calling this a repost. This is the post you're comparing www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3024742/Anime/
I just want to point out a few things.
1. it wasn't my sister it was my mom
2.This happened when i was about to clean it off
3. There was a huge ******* zoom in where the sister KNEW it wasn't lotion.
4. The punchline in that one is that she ****** it because she knew what it was, and that he has dreaming about the whole thing. My punchline was where she smeared on her face because she DIDN'T know it was semen, and that she said it seemed 'Familiar. AND If you notice, this comic isn't a dream!

These differences are too ******* big for it to be a repost.Just because there is ONE similarity doesn't ******* make it a repost. Here come the red thumbs
#203 to #111 - anonymous (03/11/2012) [-]
Sooo... You just made the same comic, took out the punchline and replaced the sister with your mother? Oh wow, now you deserve my thumb!
#471 - entersalvation (03/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**entersalvation rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at The Internet Speaks ** How I use my lotion.
#436 - goochmaster (03/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #440 to #436 - YoshiBond (03/12/2012) [-]
Not with that attitude
#376 - oblawlawblog (03/12/2012) [-]
FAPPING TO MAGAZINES?!

<You


funny/disturbing oc by the way.
#457 - anonymous (03/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Who ejaculate's on their face? O_o
#402 - cabbininja (03/12/2012) [-]
**cabbininja rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at Silent Movies ** MFW
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