Sammitch logic. i agree with this.... Why dc girls get all bent cut cf shape when a man asks fer a sandwich. When my girlfriend says Fix my car", or "Fix my com
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Sammitch logic

i agree with this...

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Why dc girls get all bent cut cf
shape when a man asks fer a
sandwich. When my girlfriend says
Fix my car", or "Fix my computer"
I dcn' t claim it' s sexist. I fix
her **** cur I' m good at: it. Ycu' re
good at: making sandwiches. Next time
a girl asks me ts fix her **** , I' m
just: going ts get: offended and gs
Fix scur own **** ". Let' s see who
gets hurt mere, me without a sandwich
er you without a car.
...
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Submitted: 03/11/2012
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#72 - jakols (03/11/2012) [+] (10 replies)
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#135 - Yojimbo (03/12/2012) [-]
"Let's see who gets hurt more, me without a sandwich, or you without a car, or me without a girlfriend."
#5 - javalord (03/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**javalord rolled a random image posted in comment #1237 at FJ Thug life ** try being you without a girlfriend
#141 - infinitereaper (03/12/2012) [-]
Woah!
That was so legitimate I didn't think it was possible
#8 - bitchimflawless (03/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I dont get other girls, I like making sandwiches and other food for people. Why? Cause it makes them happy and I 						*******					 lovemaking people happy.
I dont get other girls, I like making sandwiches and other food for people. Why? Cause it makes them happy and I ******* lovemaking people happy.
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#143 - soule has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#49 - ixxamxxbatman (03/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
whats a girlfriend?
#24 - heilheibel (03/11/2012) [+] (36 replies)
#66 to #24 - christiandk (03/11/2012) [-]
**christiandk rolls 11**
#136 - goingtopuke (03/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
making your own sandwich is usually better though cause when ever someone else makes it they either put on something you hate or leave out something you like
plus the basic sandwich takes only a minutes to make
User avatar #151 to #150 - extremetroller (03/12/2012) [-]
ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
#38 - imouto (03/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'll make you a cake OP.
User avatar #125 - buttonddownbarbie (03/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Boy's,
I like the sammich jokes as much as any other.
But you still must know the basic's to sammich making.
What if you'r women wen't on vacation?
I'll teach you to make a sammich for those dire times.
>Get bread
>Open fridge
>Grab everything
>EVERYTHING
>Stick between bread.
Laugh because she has no car
>eat sanmmich
#138 to #125 - kalthorak (03/12/2012) [-]
The grammar! It hurts!   
   
   
Gif. somewhat related.
The grammar! It hurts!


Gif. somewhat related.
User avatar #90 - ilbacondeity (03/11/2012) [-]
My gf offers me sandwiches at any ******* time... During, after, before sex, any time...
User avatar #1 - wowqueen (03/11/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I'm a girl and I SUCK at making sandwich making.
User avatar #139 to #130 - missaddie (03/12/2012) [-]
I think she was looking to say 'I'm a girl!'
User avatar #145 - thephantur (03/12/2012) [-]
My favorite sandwich:

Avocado, horseradish, and pesto.
Coslaw and pickles.
Mozzo cheese with bacon, ham, and beef.

Toast it and serve on sourdough bread.
#122 - cappelito (03/12/2012) [-]
Then again there's a difference between a Car and a sandwich....the person who maybe doesn't know much about cars has never taken a interest in it, the person who can't make a sandwich is a retard. Though i agree with the premise.
#120 - dawnowl (03/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
any woman who is pissed about this should go smoke some poll
User avatar #10 - detenator (03/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Assuming all guys know how to fix a car.
#158 - ctom (03/12/2012) [-]
...My girlfriend made me bacon once. Didn't even ask. Texted her and asked what she was doing. "Making you bacon".
User avatar #156 - richardastley (03/12/2012) [-]
>Imply women are good at making sandwiches because they're women
>Not sexism
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