Sammitch logic. i agree with this.... Why dc girls get all bent cut cf shape when a man asks fer a sandwich. When my girlfriend says Fix my car", or "Fix my com
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Sammitch logic

i agree with this...

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Why dc girls get all bent cut cf
shape when a man asks fer a
sandwich. When my girlfriend says
Fix my car", or "Fix my computer"
I dcn' t claim it' s sexist. I fix
her **** cur I' m good at: it. Ycu' re
good at: making sandwiches. Next time
a girl asks me ts fix her **** , I' m
just: going ts get: offended and gs
Fix scur own **** ". Let' s see who
gets hurt mere, me without a sandwich
er you without a car.
...
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Submitted: 03/11/2012
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User avatar #1 - wowqueen (03/11/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I'm a girl and I SUCK at making sandwich making.
#3 to #1 - anonymous (03/11/2012) [-]
sammiches are what men want more than sex, you're never getting laid. ever.
sammiches are what men want more than sex, you're never getting laid. ever.
#72 - jakols (03/11/2012) [+] (10 replies)
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#22 - gypsumrose (03/11/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I fix my own computer and my own car...............
#25 to #22 - anonymous (03/11/2012) [-]
And I make my own sandwiches. What do you want, a ******* trophy?
#6 - anonymous (03/11/2012) [-]
Women, getting pissed off at men for no reason since the dawn of humanity...
Women, getting pissed off at men for no reason since the dawn of humanity...
#135 - Yojimbo ONLINE (03/12/2012) [-]
"Let's see who gets hurt more, me without a sandwich, or you without a car, or me without a girlfriend."
#5 - javalord (03/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**javalord rolled a random image posted in comment #1237 at FJ Thug life ** try being you without a girlfriend
#141 - infinitereaper (03/12/2012) [-]
Woah!
That was so legitimate I didn't think it was possible
#8 - bitchimflawless (03/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I dont get other girls, I like making sandwiches and other food for people. Why? Cause it makes them happy and I 						*******					 lovemaking people happy.
I dont get other girls, I like making sandwiches and other food for people. Why? Cause it makes them happy and I ******* lovemaking people happy.
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#49 - ixxamxxbatman (03/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
whats a girlfriend?
#24 - heilheibel (03/11/2012) [+] (36 replies)
#66 to #24 - christiandk (03/11/2012) [-]
**christiandk rolls 11**
#136 - goingtopuke (03/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
making your own sandwich is usually better though cause when ever someone else makes it they either put on something you hate or leave out something you like
plus the basic sandwich takes only a minutes to make
User avatar #151 to #150 - extremetroller (03/12/2012) [-]
ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
#62 - charmanderp (03/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Q: you without a sandwich or you without a car?

A: you without sex
#85 to #62 - anonymous (03/11/2012) [-]
I'd tell her, "My hand was here before you, and will be here after you."

Nuff said.

-Detrimental
#38 - imouto (03/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'll make you a cake OP.
User avatar #125 - buttonddownbarbie (03/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Boy's,
I like the sammich jokes as much as any other.
But you still must know the basic's to sammich making.
What if you'r women wen't on vacation?
I'll teach you to make a sammich for those dire times.
>Get bread
>Open fridge
>Grab everything
>EVERYTHING
>Stick between bread.
Laugh because she has no car
>eat sanmmich
#138 to #125 - kalthorak (03/12/2012) [-]
The grammar! It hurts!   
   
   
Gif. somewhat related.
The grammar! It hurts!


Gif. somewhat related.
User avatar #90 - ilbacondeity (03/11/2012) [-]
My gf offers me sandwiches at any ******* time... During, after, before sex, any time...
#120 - dawnowl (03/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
any woman who is pissed about this should go smoke some poll
#27 - anonymous (03/11/2012) [-]
Because most of the time when guys tell a girl to make a sandwich he means it as an insult. When a girl ask to fix a car or sink or whatever it's because you know how to do it. If you ask a girl nicely to make a sammich, then most of the time she won't mind.
User avatar #10 - detenator (03/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Assuming all guys know how to fix a car.
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