Sammitch logic. i agree with this.... Why dc girls get all bent cut cf shape when a man asks fer a sandwich. When my girlfriend says Fix my car", or "Fix my com
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Sammitch logic

i agree with this...

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Why dc girls get all bent cut cf
shape when a man asks fer a
sandwich. When my girlfriend says
Fix my car", or "Fix my computer"
I dcn' t claim it' s sexist. I fix
her **** cur I' m good at: it. Ycu' re
good at: making sandwiches. Next time
a girl asks me ts fix her **** , I' m
just: going ts get: offended and gs
Fix scur own **** ". Let' s see who
gets hurt mere, me without a sandwich
er you without a car.
...
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Submitted: 03/11/2012
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#163 - nekyderp (03/12/2012) [-]
I'm gay, we're both good at making sammiches...   
   
Who has to make these?    
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I'm gay, we're both good at making sammiches...

Who has to make these?
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User avatar #164 to #163 - greatgatsby (03/12/2012) [-]
damn you found the loophole in the system
#162 - neededllama (03/12/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure this is a repost.
I'm pretty sure this is a repost.
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#160 - Bad Man (03/12/2012) [-]
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MFW feminists love to be ******* .
#159 - thatsmellysmell (03/12/2012) [-]


posted this 3 times today! so many paragraph posts, but i still read them all/
just feels appropriate
#158 - ctom (03/12/2012) [-]
...My girlfriend made me bacon once. Didn't even ask. Texted her and asked what she was doing. "Making you bacon".
User avatar #156 - richardastley (03/12/2012) [-]
>Imply women are good at making sandwiches because they're women
>Not sexism
User avatar #145 - thephantur (03/12/2012) [-]
My favorite sandwich:

Avocado, horseradish, and pesto.
Coslaw and pickles.
Mozzo cheese with bacon, ham, and beef.

Toast it and serve on sourdough bread.
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User avatar #152 to #143 - lazorbeem (03/12/2012) [-]
I'm hungry can you make me a sammich :o I'll be your friend!
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#157 to #155 - lazorbeem (03/12/2012) [-]
I got one from a friend who also happens to wear bitchin' ass pants. so it's all good
I got one from a friend who also happens to wear bitchin' ass pants. so it's all good
#141 - infinitereaper (03/12/2012) [-]
Woah!
That was so legitimate I didn't think it was possible
#136 - goingtopuke (03/12/2012) [-]
making your own sandwich is usually better though cause when ever someone else makes it they either put on something you hate or leave out something you like
plus the basic sandwich takes only a minutes to make
User avatar #146 to #136 - extremetroller (03/12/2012) [-]
*minute*
#147 to #146 - goingtopuke (03/12/2012) [-]
thank you i didn't even notice that
User avatar #149 to #147 - extremetroller (03/12/2012) [-]
your welcome
User avatar #150 to #149 - Lucetore (03/12/2012) [-]
*You're welcome.
User avatar #151 to #150 - extremetroller (03/12/2012) [-]
ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
#135 - Yojimbo (03/12/2012) [-]
"Let's see who gets hurt more, me without a sandwich, or you without a car, or me without a girlfriend."
#132 - fishinyourface (03/12/2012) [-]
I actually wouldn't mind making a sandwich. To be honest I'd rather bake or cook you something more than a sandwich you can just slap together. I love cooking/baking, that's actually what I plan on going to school for. But that's just my take on **** , I'm sure there are others that agree.
User avatar #148 to #132 - extremetroller (03/12/2012) [-]
at least you don't bitch about something so simple
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User avatar #125 - buttonddownbarbie (03/12/2012) [-]
Boy's,
I like the sammich jokes as much as any other.
But you still must know the basic's to sammich making.
What if you'r women wen't on vacation?
I'll teach you to make a sammich for those dire times.
>Get bread
>Open fridge
>Grab everything
>EVERYTHING
>Stick between bread.
Laugh because she has no car
>eat sanmmich
#138 to #125 - kalthorak (03/12/2012) [-]
The grammar! It hurts!   
   
   
Gif. somewhat related.
The grammar! It hurts!


Gif. somewhat related.
#122 - cappelito (03/12/2012) [-]
Then again there's a difference between a Car and a sandwich....the person who maybe doesn't know much about cars has never taken a interest in it, the person who can't make a sandwich is a retard. Though i agree with the premise.
#120 - dawnowl (03/12/2012) [-]
any woman who is pissed about this should go smoke some poll
#153 to #120 - lazorbeem (03/12/2012) [-]
SMOKE POLL ERRYDAY!
SMOKE POLL ERRYDAY!
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#117 to #113 - chrisfloyd (03/12/2012) [-]
I prefer making my own sandwiches. Women always try to make food all healthy and **** . I just made myself a fried chicken, bacon, and ranch sandwich.

(if there are any gregs out there that could tell me why I can only leave pics in replies it would be very appreciated)
User avatar #127 to #117 - winsauceiswin (03/12/2012) [-]
i have the SAME problem i hope someone knows because i want it fixed lol
User avatar #110 - froufroufox (03/12/2012) [-]
true. but why a sandwich? Those are ******* simple to make. Have her make you a pizza from scratch. That makes more sense.

User avatar #126 to #110 - buttonddownbarbie (03/12/2012) [-]
Or she can make a sandwich from scratch.
It'd take longer.
User avatar #129 to #126 - froufroufox (03/12/2012) [-]
i guess...but i can make tons of good food in little time...
User avatar #131 to #129 - buttonddownbarbie (03/12/2012) [-]
Which makes us wonder,
what is the purpose of woman exactly?
User avatar #133 to #131 - froufroufox (03/12/2012) [-]
don't know, don't care. Pondering useless **** isn't my forte.
User avatar #134 to #133 - buttonddownbarbie (03/12/2012) [-]
Well asserted.
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