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#1 - 4chan refugee (03/11/2012) [-]
>Live in Scotland   
>Never head a single 						*******					 one of these   
>mfw
>Live in Scotland
>Never head a single ******* one of these
>mfw
User avatar #5 to #1 - jonasmsv ONLINE (03/11/2012) [-]
Get out of your room and talk to your folks for once, maybe you'll learn something
User avatar #13 to #5 - odonnell (03/11/2012) [-]
No, you don't.
I'm Scottish. Im one of the few people on the internet thats not socially awkward. Never heard any of these.
These are just some quotes that a random guy has printed onto a piece of paper.

Proof: Most people in scotland won't agree to pay for something they can get cheaper. (That stereotype is partially true, however we are generous to charities etc), at that, its unlikely anyone would buy a Mercedes other than to make others jealous, but then their car gets keyed.
There are still people in scotland that hold a grudge over the english for something that happened over 300 years ago, its unlikely that theyll forgive anyone else.
As said before, we're quite generous and like to help others.
Guns are too hard to acquire in Scotland, hence why knife-crime is intense in places. And considering like 13% of inmates from glasgow are in for murder its unlikely they give a **** about it being legal or not.
One of the sayings that go around my area is: "Ignore it and it'll go away" alcohol helps you to forget, therefore it solves your problem.

Inb4 "Cool story bro"
User avatar #36 to #13 - jonasmsv ONLINE (03/11/2012) [-]
Didn't read it all, but I understand I'm wrong :)


Btw - You royck just for being Scottish
#6 to #5 - 4chan refugee (03/11/2012) [-]
Aye somehow I think I would know more about Scotland than you mate.
Here's an exmaple

You couldnae get yer hole in a barrel o' fannies
User avatar #7 to #6 - jonasmsv ONLINE (03/11/2012) [-]
Somehoe I understand what you said, and yeah, you might know more than me... But I'm not scottish, I just said talk to your folks

#8 to #7 - 4chan refugee (03/11/2012) [-]
Still wouldnae work if that's no how people talk you stupid arse
User avatar #10 to #8 - jonasmsv ONLINE (03/11/2012) [-]
I'm a stupid arse when I am polite and don't misspell every word I try to type??
#30 to #10 - rovor (03/11/2012) [-]
hes not misspelling hes typing how he would talk
#11 to #10 - 4chan refugee (03/11/2012) [-]
Yer an arse for speakin about things you dinnae understand ya halfwit. You'd sooner see those pearls of wisdom on the moon than Scottish history
#2 to #1 - AllyGall (03/11/2012) [-]
mfw me too
User avatar #3 to #2 - poisonormints (03/11/2012) [-]
ditto, i call shenanigans D:
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