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Frodo didn't throw the ring in the volcano

one does not simply qwop into anywhere

I bet i can

sam was a NINJA, ain't no one mess with sam.

frodo just kinda...sat around and...got stabbed....twice.

Sam was awsome but... Ninja?

awesome...he was awesome, yeah.

"maybe I can't carry it for you.... But I can carry YOU."

*was*=implying they're dead

It's a pretty old story.

it was a documentary on the recent war for middle earth. Bilbo may be dead but i doubt frodo and Sam are.

Recent?
Dude, wars in middle earth are fought with ranks of muskets now, they stopped fighting with armor and swords ages ago.

(before we go any further remember im joking, and nobody knows when they were fought)

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Actually if you want to look into Tolkeins extended works, it shows a timline for what happened historicly in middle earth before, during, and after the events of the books and movies.

yeah, historically for middle earth though. who knows how that compares to time in our world.

I have no idea, i don't think they're even the same planet/universe.
You know beyond middle earth there's other continets, i wonder what lives there?

ELYFONTS LIVE THERE MISTER FRODO!!!!

oh yeah, maybe Khajiit?

thats why mordor is there.... it separates middle earth from tamriel! scientific breakthrough here folks

OO._.OO
Never thought of that......
Mebe Yoitz is somwhere to the north of there?

Thank God for that censorship. That's just too much for Funnyjunk.

Here's the un-pussyfied version.

thanks, i couldnt find it

Sorta did though.

pic also related

And that's the way I hope it stays.

MFW I see that pic.