Sexual Advice

Can T ask you
a private, question
Sure herpina *My best friends )
girlfriend*
Well, as you know, Derp has never gotten
laid before. T wanted to make
his first time special.
Is there anything T can
do to make it so much
better?
listen up herpina. When you two
decide to do the do, give him a
first and while you are doing that,
rub some Bengay on his balls, but
make it seem like, "mystery lotion". "
That way when he finally gets to (C)
charge the Trojan gates it' ll be
fantastic.
Thank you , thank youll
My man is lucky to have a best
friend like, youll
I hate you with
the intensity of
3 suns. You completely
ruined my first time.
I' m still a virgin
l thanks to you.
This is why T don' t have
friends.
Cockblocker level: 9000