Its hard to be a guy. on the plus side, we can piss standing up. It' s tough to be a Man Do you know how tough it is being a man,,,'? If you put a woman on a pe
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on the plus side, we can piss standing up

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It' s tough to be a Man
Do you know how tough it is being a man,,,'? If you put a woman
on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you' re a
male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you' re a pansy. If you
work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don' t work
enough, you' re a bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get
off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets
a job ahead of you, it' s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it' s sexual harassment. If you
keep quiet, it' s male indifference.
If you cry, you' re a wimp. If you don' t, you' re an insensitive
bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you' re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she' s a liberated
woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn' t enjoy, that' s
domination. If she asks you, it' s a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you' re
pervert. If you don' t, you' re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you' re
sexist. If you don' t, you' re unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you' re vain. If you don' t,
you' re a slab,
If you buy her flowers, you' re after something. If you don' t,
you' re not thoughtful.
If you' re proud of your achievements, you' re full of yourself. If
you don' t, you' re not ambitious.
If she has a head ache, she' s tired. If you have a headache, you
don' t love her anymore.
If you want it Too often, you' re oversexed. if you don' t, there
must be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! I I I I I I .. THEY WANT TO!!
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#85 - FruitPunchFountain **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (31 replies)
User avatar #110 - angrysaget (04/11/2010) [+] (6 replies)
you know what? I would still rather go through that than give birth.
User avatar #50 - Demonic Leprechaun (04/11/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Man: "I love you!"
Woman: " **** OFF! YOU DON'T LOVE ME! YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT!"
Man: "But I do love you!"
Woman: "LIES!"
Man: "Honey, I think you're on your period."
Woman: "AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!"
>.>
Then once the demon inside her finally throws up blood, everything suddenly turns back to normal.
User avatar #13 - FatterKid (04/11/2010) [+] (16 replies)
seriously. These thing are sadly true. Once at my school, I opened a door for a girl, and she went off on me about how chauvinist and insensitive I was. So, already late to class, I decided not to argue, apologize and agree. the VERY next day, same girl, I didn't open the door for her. She came at me a second later, red with rage, "WHAT THE **** ! Why the **** didn't you open the door for me you JERK! Didn't your mother teach you go be polite to women?"
User avatar #76 - Noah (04/11/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I had a girl friend and after a couple days she cheated on me, now her boyfriend cheated on her and I'm supposed to comfort her? **** that
#41 - magicalgiraffe **User deleted account** (04/11/2010) [+] (13 replies)
Try having a period.
User avatar #42 to #41 - CarlTheHobo (04/11/2010) [-]
try dealing with a girl on a period
#45 - lawrenceguitars (04/11/2010) [+] (3 replies)
period pain?

ha, try missing a ledge grab on assassins creed
#12 - anonymous (04/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I'm a girl and I hate it when other girls do this to their bfs, it's annoying.
User avatar #211 - CaptainPicard (04/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the one i hate the most is when women yell "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE" when its not even there house or its both the husbands and wifes
User avatar #120 - LastCall (04/11/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Pfft... Really, Men don't have it that hard. Of course, I don't buy into the whole "Gender Roles" ******** . I do whatever the **** I want.
User avatar #181 - kirbyy (04/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
on the plus side we can have a one night stand and not have an abortion.
#171 - anonymous (04/11/2010) [+] (5 replies)
and they can run these ******** 10 min times on the ******* mile, when the guys have to get it in like 7 flat
User avatar #150 - Philisophoraptor (04/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The way I figure it, one day either gender will find a useful way to reproduce without the opposite sex, and wipe out the other sex completely, in favor of making the world a "better" place. However, it will only cause things to collapse, and thus end life as we know it.
If the Women wipe out the Men, society and the economy will collapse due to lack of strong and dispensable resources and most leaders, sending the world into an anarchy in most cases.

If women are eliminated, we'll all starve.
User avatar #213 - Chickenanon (04/11/2010) [+] (32 replies)
Okay, y'know what? I'm ******* tired of this. Don't lump all us bitches in with the ******* feminists. Yeah, haha, double standards. Ever seen a woman scratchin her pussy or her boobs in public? People through a hissy fit. But you can stick your hand down your pants to scratch your balls and nobody ******* cares.

I'D GO ON BUT I'M NOT A WHINY TWAT. DOUBLE STANDARDS, BLAHBLAHBLAH, GET OVER IT YOU WHINY ******* MASCULINISTS.
#267 to #213 - serviteboy (04/11/2010) [-]
meg, who let you back in the house?
#190 - anonymous (04/11/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**anonymous rolls 448,137,231** if i roll an odd number, i will shoot justin
User avatar #90 - Antonymous (04/11/2010) [+] (11 replies)
Ahh, the double standard. Thing is, I'm a girl and I don't care. I don't carry the double standard, I don't do all that annoying crap that most chicks do because, well, it annoys me. I'm bi, I've had a girlfriend before, and I know how much a pain in the ass that crap can be, so I give none of it to my fiance'. And to all those annoying girls that do this crap, chill the **** out, no one cares. :3
#115 to #98 - OhDangLindsy (04/11/2010) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, the sandwich jokes are overused. Drop it like fat ben and 'damn nature u scary' and soviet russia and figure out your own meme kthxbye
User avatar #83 - JimiHendrix (04/11/2010) [-]
If you **** her with a rake you go to prison
if you dont
your not insane
theres no right answer! :(
#80 - nycinsanity (04/11/2010) [-]
when you get married (and your a man) and you say "till death do us part" you realise later in life your actually setting a goal. XD anyone else like jeff dunham :P
#38 - ieatfetuses (04/11/2010) [-]
this is so ******* true it makes me sad :(
#199 - AlysaJM (04/11/2010) [+] (17 replies)
If a woman had sex with more than one guy, shes a slut, if a guy has sex with more than one girl, hes a god
If a girl has a big appietite, and likes to eat, shes a fat pig.If a guy has a big appietite, and likes to eat, hes just a growing man.
If a girl is upset,... she MUST be on her rag, it's not somthing logical like a bad day.If a guy is upset, the girl must have pissed him off.

Really people,come on now, please tell me your smarter than that. Its just as hard for girls.
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