You Know She's the one if.... >try being 15 >parents just left me home alone >wild need to masturbate >tired of jerking off normally >see small v
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You Know She's the one if...

>try being 15
>parents just left me home alone
>wild need to masturbate
>tired of jerking off normally
>see small vacuum in corner of my vision in the hallway
>proceed to strip down cause I can only fap naked, whilst in the hallway
>stick my buddy in the tube, perfect fit
>press the suck button on button
>feels awesome but then it gets stuck
>instead of waiting until my dick softens, I panic and switch it to blow
>it's coming out slowly but then something sharp hits my dick
>screaming like a bitch
>finally pull out and find that there's a piece of glass wedge in the hole
>pull out the glass and it immediately begins projecting blood
>put glass back in but put it in deeper by mistake
>turn around to head to the bathroom to clean up
>see both my parents looking at me and the situation
>I faint and walk up in a hospital bed with the pain like 1000 tards squeezing at my penis
>see that it's in its own cast
>ohgodwhy.jpg

NVD
You know she' s the one if she has
spiderpman bedsheets.
You know she' s the one if she can name all
original 151 pokemon.
wcvw'
Seriously"
You know she' s the one if she calls a camper a
Faggot" online.
******* Noon?
You know she' s the one if even she thinks
that Edward' s a fag
WWW, that' s cute ibelieve
every gm enema have a gay
friend
You know she' s the one if she gives you
head while you' re playing videogames.
Boom "
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Submitted: 03/09/2012
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#10 - improbablyyourdad (03/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You know shes retarded when she plays cod.
#38 - jetech (03/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
all of that **** would be irrelevant if she was fat or retarded... you shallow bastards know im right
#78 - buthoesandtricks (03/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
You mean that im the one for you?
#30 - suckmyanon (03/10/2012) [-]
You know she's the one if ..

> she likes you.
User avatar #221 - sutrakama (03/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Your "perfect girl" sounds like a 12 year old boy... that ocassionally gives you head! Just saiyan
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#187 - shaunr (03/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
too bad this is what she would look like
#166 - bogbean ONLINE (03/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Description.
#176 - colegaleener (03/10/2012) [-]
cool you made a post about things people on here like. so original.
cool you made a post about things people on here like. so original.
#232 - anonymous (03/10/2012) [-]
you know shes the one if she can actually look past your acne covered face, your beer gut and the fact that your tits are bigger than hers
#222 - AngryPlatypus (03/10/2012) [-]
I was gonna thumb down, but that description...
I was gonna thumb down, but that description...
#60 - Triggles (03/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My girlfriend doesn't do any of those things, but I'm ok with it because it keeps me balanced enough to dedicate myself to other things than video games and cartoons :)
#200 - anonymous (03/10/2012) [-]
There shall be no funny on the front page today.
#400 - suckmyass (03/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why is your perfect girl exactly like a 12 year old boy?
#160 - anonymous (03/10/2012) [-]
This content was just... awful.
#48 - xPLDxPunisher (03/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I had a girlfriend that played COD and called people faggot, and all that **** . Then one day I was playing Skyward Sword and I said "This game is a masterpiece." She said "It's not that great compared to COD." Needless to say we broke up a few days later.
#389 - nefstah (03/10/2012) [-]
mfw the description
#95 - azusa (03/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Calls campers a "faggot" online

INSTANT TURN OFF.
User avatar #351 - ShadeElement (03/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The girl your describing sounds like just that- A girl.

Let me describe that girl all grown up.

You know she's the one if she refuses to use your old spider man bedsheets from when you were a kid, but lets you keep them for fun.

You know she's the one if she use to be able to name all the Pokemon, and still squeels with delight when they are brought up, but is now far to busy to memorize every single one.

You know she's the one if she recognizes "camping" as a legitimate tactic, thinks calling someone "Faggot" in a video game makes you sound like a 10 year old, and coordinates her team in a push to kill the camper.

If she thinks Edward is a fag, it doesn't make her the one. It just makes her not retarded.

And SHE knows YOU'RE the one, when you give HER head while she teaches that camper a lesson.
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