You Know She's the one if.... >try being 15 >parents just left me home alone >wild need to masturbate >tired of jerking off normally >see small v You Know She's the one if >try being 15 >parents just left me home alone >wild need to masturbate >tired of jerking off normally >see small v
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You Know She's the one if.... >try being 15 >parents just left me home alone >wild need to masturbate >tired of jerking off normally >see small v

>try being 15
>parents just left me home alone
>wild need to masturbate
>tired of jerking off normally
>see small vacuum in corner of my vision in the hallway
>proceed to strip down cause I can only fap naked, whilst in the hallway
>stick my buddy in the tube, perfect fit
>press the suck button on button
>feels awesome but then it gets stuck
>instead of waiting until my dick softens, I panic and switch it to blow
>it's coming out slowly but then something sharp hits my dick
>screaming like a bitch
>finally pull out and find that there's a piece of glass wedge in the hole
>pull out the glass and it immediately begins projecting blood
>put glass back in but put it in deeper by mistake
>turn around to head to the bathroom to clean up
>see both my parents looking at me and the situation
>I faint and walk up in a hospital bed with the pain like 1000 tards squeezing at my penis
>see that it's in its own cast
>ohgodwhy.jpg

NVD
You know she' s the one if she has
spiderpman bedsheets.
You know she' s the one if she can name all
original 151 pokemon.
wcvw'
Seriously"
You know she' s the one if she calls a camper a
Faggot" online.
Fucking Noon?
You know she' s the one if even she thinks
that Edward' s a fag
WWW, that' s cute ibelieve
every gm enema have a gay
friend
You know she' s the one if she gives you
head while you' re playing videogames.
Boom "
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#10 - improbablyyourdad
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(03/10/2012) [-]
You know shes retarded when she plays cod.
#357 to #10 - jennyg
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(03/10/2012) [-]
What if she plays bass?
User avatar #403 to #357 - boxyboxybrown
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(03/10/2012) [-]
Then you have a Winrar.
#38 - jetech
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(03/10/2012) [-]
all of that **** would be irrelevant if she was fat or retarded... you shallow bastards know im right
#300 to #38 - wishicouldfly
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#199 to #38 - dexas
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#78 - buthoesandtricks
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You mean that im the one for you?
#79 to #78 - schaefdr
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just thinking that. most of the girls that fit this description are beat to ****.

thats why they are "one of the guys"
#164 to #78 - yankadoodleshit
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It's sad because she actually has quite a good looking face.
It's sad because she actually has quite a good looking face.
#287 to #164 - anon id: 10a09f12
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:'(
#94 to #78 - evenzebrasroar
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#30 - suckmyanon
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(03/10/2012) [-]
You know she's the one if ..

> she likes you.
User avatar #221 - sutrakama
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(03/10/2012) [-]
Your "perfect girl" sounds like a 12 year old boy... that ocassionally gives you head! Just saiyan
User avatar #224 to #221 - drego
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(03/10/2012) [-]
my ex had atleast three of those down... she turned out to hate my guts for being non religious then proceeded to bitch me out everytime someone asked if i believed in god...

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#187 - shaunr
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(03/10/2012) [-]
too bad this is what she would look like
#194 to #187 - trolliosis
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(03/10/2012) [-]
idk about you but i think my gamer (girl)friend is cute
#197 to #194 - anon id: 4662ae03
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(03/10/2012) [-]
Sorry I thought it was a guy. Lmao
User avatar #223 to #187 - freaksonleash
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(03/10/2012) [-]
I think she is beautiful she got more to hold on.

Red thumb Army
#166 - bogbean
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(03/10/2012) [-]
Description.
#176 - colegaleener
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(03/10/2012) [-]
cool you made a post about things people on here like. so original.
cool you made a post about things people on here like. so original.
#60 - Triggles
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(03/10/2012) [-]
My girlfriend doesn't do any of those things, but I'm ok with it because it keeps me balanced enough to dedicate myself to other things than video games and cartoons :)
User avatar #65 to #60 - nijd
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(03/10/2012) [-]
Exactly this. I don't think most of these kids realize how annoying a girlfirend who acts like a teenage boy would be. My girlfriend likes video games, but she acts like a female. I like females. They shower, they don't swear like sailors, and you wont be embarrassed to be out in public with her or introduce her to your family.
#68 to #65 - onetwotree **User deleted account**
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User avatar #76 to #68 - nijd
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Trust me, that would suck. You'll want your future gf to be different in some ways.