You Know She's the one if.... >try being 15 >parents just left me home alone >wild need to masturbate >tired of jerking off normally >see small v You Know She's the one if >try being 15 >parents just left me home alone >wild need to masturbate >tired of jerking off normally >see small v
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You Know She's the one if.... >try being 15 >parents just left me home alone >wild need to masturbate >tired of jerking off normally >see small v

>try being 15
>parents just left me home alone
>wild need to masturbate
>tired of jerking off normally
>see small vacuum in corner of my vision in the hallway
>proceed to strip down cause I can only fap naked, whilst in the hallway
>stick my buddy in the tube, perfect fit
>press the suck button on button
>feels awesome but then it gets stuck
>instead of waiting until my dick softens, I panic and switch it to blow
>it's coming out slowly but then something sharp hits my dick
>screaming like a bitch
>finally pull out and find that there's a piece of glass wedge in the hole
>pull out the glass and it immediately begins projecting blood
>put glass back in but put it in deeper by mistake
>turn around to head to the bathroom to clean up
>see both my parents looking at me and the situation
>I faint and walk up in a hospital bed with the pain like 1000 tards squeezing at my penis
>see that it's in its own cast
>ohgodwhy.jpg

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You know she' s the one if she has
spiderpman bedsheets.
You know she' s the one if she can name all
original 151 pokemon.
wcvw'
Seriously"
You know she' s the one if she calls a camper a
Faggot" online.
Fucking Noon?
You know she' s the one if even she thinks
that Edward' s a fag
WWW, that' s cute ibelieve
every gm enema have a gay
friend
You know she' s the one if she gives you
head while you' re playing videogames.
Boom "
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Views: 62585 Submitted: 03/09/2012