Still better than the 80's

**shadythomas rolls 300**

I prefer Bubblewrap. For her pleasure, you know...

repeat next week. but with these items

< penis related.

Grab a case of beer and a bag of diapers. At the register pretend you only have enough money for one of them. Pretend to contemplate between the two, and then leave the diapers. You'll get the dirtiest look ever.

are those condoms made of gold?
rubber bands+plastic foil are more expensive than condoms where i live

cashiers actual face

**ponyboyi rolled a random image posted in comment #246 at Lolwat **

better than aluminum foil.

i prefer rope and duct tape

Afterwards you should come back every week looking accomplished and do the same thing to really screw with their heads. Lol

Oh goodie, you chose no sex better than unprotected sex. Have fun using those rubberbands as guns and roasting a nice turkey using the tin foil

Similar to this:
Be an American
Go to a supermarket
Fill an entire cart with booze and one box of diapers
When cashing out, act like you dont have enough money
Put the diapers back
??????
Proffit

Gif unrelated

bags to small for this baby

OP




just kidding, that was pretty funny