standing up too quickly rage. mfw: tinyurl.com/74mbwas.. Good job OP, you deserve a standing ovation Really you are headed the light way, and you sound like a stand-up comedian. standing up too quickly rage mfw: tinyurl com/74mbwas Good job OP you deserve a ovation Really are headed the light way and sound like stand-up comedian
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - shadowrated
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Good job OP, you deserve a standing ovation

Really you are headed the light way, and you sound like a stand-up comedian.

#23 to #5 - anon id: 7ee897b1
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good puns
User avatar #178 to #5 - mindequalsblown
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You really need to be PUNished
#7 to #5 - bitinastheking
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Now ain't you a funny cracker
#77 - mrfourtysevenman
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**mrfourtysevenman rolls 99**
I thought i was the only person who did that!
#80 to #77 - arcanic
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DOUBLE DUBS
#78 to #77 - mrfourtysevenman
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#182 to #78 - anon id: 21a82ff6
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wow. 78. Nice going faggot.
#4 - shadowrated
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When you stand up quickly gravity pulls blood from your brain towards your feet and blood doesn't return to the brain until the next heart beat. With a slow pulse, this takes a second or two and that is enough time to feel the lack of oxygen in the symptom of lightheadedness or dizziness
#8 to #4 - drcorman
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WRONG

The reason this happens, is because you dont have enough iron in your blood. I once had it too, begin to take iron pills, and I have not experienced it ever since
#25 to #8 - downstrait
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^Implying your body can't do the same reaction to two different situations.
User avatar #17 to #8 - MudkipTomislav
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This is an effect that almost anyone can easily reproduce by changing position very suddenly, it's not lack of iron even though that could produce similar symptoms.
#11 to #4 - anon id: e39226db
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wrong
thats because your body thinks you stole something and must get up really quick
and so it transform into a ****** for a short time
User avatar #189 to #4 - meganinja
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And what if the symptoms last up to a minute? (it happens a lot to me)
#129 - superclamsquared
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When in doubt, blame Dinkleburg
#135 to #129 - anon id: 57119e3a
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I thumbed this down! What the **** man! That wasn't funny! Lol jk see you all in hell.
#155 to #135 - lindiihop
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Comment Picture

#139 to #129 - ughzean
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#22 - Jratycom
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When i was 8 it happened at least 5 times a day and I thought I was slowly going blind.
#86 to #22 - nonextstop
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It happens to me often too. Apparently it's a disorder called disautonomia that I was diagnosed with last year. themoreyouknow.jpg
#138 to #86 - Jratycom
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It gets kind of odd when I jump up to run in gym, and fall on my face because I'm floating in blackness.

User avatar #34 - iwanttousenumbers
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>get up too fast
>try to walk
>stumble a bit
>put hand on chair to steady myself
>chair has wheels
>on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
#35 to #34 - ahabsdread
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#40 to #35 - iwanttousenumbers
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#46 to #40 - ahabsdread
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Howsaboutsommathis?!
Howsaboutsommathis?!
#47 to #46 - iwanttousenumbers
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#48 to #47 - ahabsdread
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#49 to #48 - iwanttousenumbers
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#203 - moosepaw
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when i was a little kid i thought i was dieing, and i felt so badass every time i didn't die.
User avatar #12 - Eventually
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Especially right after jerking it...
User avatar #20 - Jaystray
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******* love this feeling


to do it manually all you have to do is
1). Squat down, legs so that theres an acute angle between calf and qud
2). Breathe in deeply for 30 seconds
3). Stand up quickly

congrats
User avatar #43 to #20 - suddenfury
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once got it when getting out in class, stood for 5 min reconnecting with reallity, all i could conceptualize was people were like puppets around me.
User avatar #28 to #20 - superfagbag
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After you stand up, if you blow on your thumb as hard as you can you faint.
User avatar #29 to #28 - beffen
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Kinda wanna try it but everyone else is in bed and I don't want to be passed out on the floor all night until someone finds me...
User avatar #30 to #29 - superfagbag
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No no no, you faint for about 5-10 seconds. Try it, but don't do it constantly, brain damage isn't cool mkayy?
#32 to #30 - beffen
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Oh, well that sounds much safer! Thanks! But even so, think I'll test it on a friend first next time I have someone over... That'll teach them not to trash my house...
Oh, well that sounds much safer! Thanks! But even so, think I'll test it on a friend first next time I have someone over... That'll teach them not to trash my house...
User avatar #33 to #32 - superfagbag
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Ok, and whilst breathing deeply, it must be from the mouth, breathing from the nose is for pussies in this situation.
User avatar #21 to #20 - deathlordgusta
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slight brain damage as profit
#130 - reretheawsome
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when i stand up to quickly