standing up too quickly rage. mfw: tinyurl.com/74mbwas.. Good job OP, you deserve a standing ovation Really you are headed the light way, and you sound like a stand-up comedian.
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#5 - shadowrated (03/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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Good job OP, you deserve a standing ovation

Really you are headed the light way, and you sound like a stand-up comedian.

#77 - mrfourtysevenman (03/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**mrfourtysevenman rolls 99**
I thought i was the only person who did that!
#4 - shadowrated (03/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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When you stand up quickly gravity pulls blood from your brain towards your feet and blood doesn't return to the brain until the next heart beat. With a slow pulse, this takes a second or two and that is enough time to feel the lack of oxygen in the symptom of lightheadedness or dizziness
#11 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/09/2012) [-]
wrong
thats because your body thinks you stole something and must get up really quick
and so it transform into a ****** for a short time
#129 - superclamsquared (03/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
When in doubt, blame Dinkleburg
#22 - Jratycom (03/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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When i was 8 it happened at least 5 times a day and I thought I was slowly going blind.
User avatar #34 - iwanttousenumbers (03/09/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>get up too fast
>try to walk
>stumble a bit
>put hand on chair to steady myself
>chair has wheels
>on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
#203 - moosepaw (03/10/2012) [-]
when i was a little kid i thought i was dieing, and i felt so badass every time i didn't die.
User avatar #12 - Eventually (03/09/2012) [-]
Especially right after jerking it...
User avatar #20 - Jaystray (03/09/2012) [+] (7 replies)
******* love this feeling


to do it manually all you have to do is
1). Squat down, legs so that theres an acute angle between calf and qud
2). Breathe in deeply for 30 seconds
3). Stand up quickly

congrats
User avatar #21 to #20 - deathlordgusta (03/09/2012) [-]
slight brain damage as profit
#232 - yhellothur (03/10/2012) [+] (11 replies)
#222 - rocksteady (03/10/2012) [+] (11 replies)
**rocksteady rolled a random image posted in comment #2690554 at FJ Pony Thread ** <--- This is how Real MEN get out of BED!!
#130 - reretheawsome (03/10/2012) [-]
when i stand up to quickly
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#172 - Sident (03/10/2012) [-]
**Sident rolled a random image posted in comment #2922579 at FJ Pony Thread **
#212 - ramtimebadasses (03/10/2012) [-]
**ramtimebadasses rolled a random image posted in comment #246 at To Rose Petal ** = what makes me pass out
#121 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/10/2012) [-]
Happens to me all the time!
Happens to me all the time!
#233 - socratic (03/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Same thing happens when you stare at this for too long of a time.
Same thing happens when you stare at this for too long of a time.
#202 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/10/2012) [-]
In case anyone wondered what that was, it's called orthostatic hypotension, when you're in a flat on your back position and suddenly stand up. It's when your blood pressure drops significantly becuase your heart was in a relaxed state before, and your circulation just got wacked up for a second there. You can faint because of it.
#52 - domethius (03/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
what 						*******					 see when they stand up too fast.
what ******* see when they stand up too fast.
#53 to #52 - ratf (03/09/2012) [-]
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