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[Horror Story #2] Old Lady + The Tape

*EDIT* PART 3 IS UP! (Final)<br />
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Hey everyone, I have 2 stories in one post this time. BOTH stories are supposedly true!<br />
Part 1: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/341223/Horror+Story+The+Statue/<br />
After this, I'm going to post a part 3, which will be my personal favorite and will also be the last one I'll put on Funnyjunk.

The Old Lady
One day at a shopping mall in the afternoon, a woman was coming out of the mall from a shopping
spree. She was in a happy mood. She had gotten to havcar and loaded her stuffiest she had bought
into her trunk. When she was done loading, she shut the door of her trunk and she saw an old lady
standing by the passenger side of her car.
The old woman said "Would you be a darling and give me a lift home? I don' t have a car and I was
walking all day-" The woman said be happy to." So she unlocked the door for the old woman.
As she started to make her way around the car to the driver' s side, she started to feel uncomfertable.
So when she got in the car, she looked in her purse and said "Darn, I can' t find my credit card. I' m
going inside to see if anybody found it." The old woman said "I' II wait for you here."
The woman left to go look for help. Then she found a security guard and told him the situation. They
went back to the woman' s car and the passenger door was wide open. On the seat of the car was a
shopping bag that the old woman had been carrying. Inside of the bag was the old woman' s dress
and a gray haired wig, along with a huge butcher' s knife, a video camera, and a roll abduct tape.
The Tape
During the summer of 1983, in a quiet town near Minneapolis, Minnesota, the charred body of a
woman was found inside the kitchen stove of a small farmhouse- A video camera was also found in
the kitchen, standing on a tripod and pointing at the oven- No tape was found inside the camera at
the time.
Although the scene was originally labeled as a homicide by police, an unmarked VHS tape was later
discovered at the bottom of the farm' s well (which had apparently dried up earlier that year).
Despite its worn condition, and the fact that it contained no audio, police were still able to view the
contents of the tape. It depicted a woman recording herself in front of a video camera (seemingly
using the same camera the police found in the kitchen). After positioning the camera to include both
her and her kitchen stove in the image, the tape then showed perturbing on the oven, opening the
door, crawling inside, and then closing the door behind her. Eight minutes into the video, the oven
could be seen shaking violently, afterwhich point thick black smoke could be seen emanating from
it. The camera then continued to stationary point at the oven for another 45 minutes until the
batteries apparently died.
To avoid disturbing the local community, police never released any information about the tape, or
even the fact that it was found- Police were also not able to determine who put the tape in the well.
or why the physical stature of the woman on the tape did not in any way resemble the stature of
the woman found in the oven-
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User avatar #79 - localbees (04/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
you know, just a guess, but burning yourself to death in a small oven might have a wee effect on your stature...
User avatar #331 - RainbowHorseCrap (04/11/2010) [+] (5 replies)
" During the summer of 1983, in a quiet town near Minneapolis, Minnesota, the charred body of a woman was found inside the kitchen stove of a small farmhouse." Cooking. You're doing it wrong.
User avatar #69 - IceCremCrapingtaco (04/10/2010) [-]
haha the chicks body was found IN THE KITCHEN....DYING: you're doing it right
User avatar #151 - NinjaChica (04/10/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Guess who is sleeping with the lights on tonight and taking a shot of Nyquil to help get to sleep?
User avatar #158 to #151 - demented (04/11/2010) [-]
Guess who's not sleeping tonight?
User avatar #11 - AnonRising (04/10/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Please, where is this from? These stories do so entertain me. Psychological thrillers (for I have never been disturbed by a story and have no reason to call it horror) such as this are had to come by now days. I'll attempt to google sections of each story in an attempt to find them, and if I do, I'll post the site. If I can't, I would very much like it if you could supply the link. Thank you.
Jaga Nal Rux.
Life was created for the anons to destroy.
#201 - Ignoramus (04/11/2010) [+] (6 replies)
You ************ I live in a small town near Minneapolis.
User avatar #429 - XxapolloxX (04/11/2010) [+] (4 replies)
at least she died in the KITCHEN...dying; your doin it right
User avatar #393 - roflsausages (04/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
At least the woman was in the kitchen
#307 - ohnarf (04/11/2010) [+] (2 replies)
sorry for any1 who is offended by this, but the first thing i thought when i read she was put in a oven was she must be jewish, im jewish and i dont take offense to this so no1 else should, just the irony
User avatar #190 - NuggetMC (04/11/2010) [+] (13 replies)
why the **** did i read this at 1 in the morning???
User avatar #547 - djtrooper (04/11/2010) [-]
hey, at least she was in the kitchen
User avatar #406 - Knuckles (04/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Makes sense, born in the kitchen, die in the kitchen
#366 - ROFLCOPTERownsU (04/11/2010) [-]
The physical statures did not match because one is a woman, and the other is a burnt out, carbonized ******* body.
User avatar #359 - Fudgeclank (04/11/2010) [+] (24 replies)
I guess that you could say that she's just a small town girl.
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User avatar #317 to #315 - drunkpenguin (04/11/2010) [-]
well you just made the worst mistake of your life, you just admitted that you're a ***** to some of the biggest haters on the internet e_e good luck
User avatar #244 - Dudewheresmyjew (04/11/2010) [+] (4 replies)
reason she got in the oven........... there was nothing left to cook
#365 - MusicalRade (04/11/2010) [-]
WTF. I live in Minnesota D:
User avatar #323 - stumphyjr (04/11/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Here's a good one:

A man on a bussiness trip had to stay at a hotel that was located next to his bussiness building. The first day he went in, he was greeted by the Hotel Clerk, told his room, and got his key. Everything was normal. He went up to his room, and he noticed something engraved on the door on room 213. He saw it said "DO NOT LOOK" right under the eye hole. He ignored it and went to his room. The next day he passed by the same room on his way to work....
User avatar #288 - RobotSox **User deleted account** (04/11/2010) [+] (8 replies)
I don't get the old lady one, was it meant to be like, the old lady as in fact a man. And he was gonna kill her but luckily she went back inside? :L
User avatar #290 to #288 - KitchenGuard (04/11/2010) [-]
I didn't get it either... :\
Maybe you will once you go back in the kitchen
User avatar #5 - WarPigs (04/10/2010) [+] (7 replies)
In the second story, she must have been jewish and there must have been an invisible hitler >_>

not scary as much as interesting (not a bad thing)

are they both true?
User avatar #17 to #13 - WarPigs (04/10/2010) [-]
So there was a jewish lady, mk? then suddenly ghost hitler possessed her body and made her crawl in the oven. so he then left her body and realized he forgot to get new batteries. Then he's all " **** ! ******* batteries ruined my video!" so he threw the video in the well and then possesed the lady again, crawled out and found the battery salesman and was like " **** YOU!" then torched him because he was a ginger jew :3
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