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User avatar #3 - Daeiros (03/09/2012) [-]
yup, i used to be a janitor at walmart. the toilet seats in the womens room had piss on them 10 times more often then the ones in the mens
its because stupid hoes are so terrified about the germs on the seat they try to pull this retarded little hover move where they piss without actually sitting down, and it goes everywhere, thus creating the very problem they are so terrified of.
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User avatar #11 to #3 - silvanyis (03/09/2012) [-]
It's true. It's retarded and gross.

Ladies...as a woman...I am telling everyone to -sit the fuck down-. Everyone sits...NO one pisses on the seat.
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User avatar #14 to #11 - choclategum (03/09/2012) [-]
No one wants Crabs either.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - choclategum (03/09/2012) [-]
Considering my own damn 7 year old cousin caught crabs from one, I'm pretty damn educated and wiki answers isn't a very trustworthy resource either.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - silvanyis (03/09/2012) [-]
www.cdc.gov/parasites/lice/pubic/gen_info/faqs.html

How's the CDC for a source? The chances are she got it from a bed, chair or was sexually abused. Sorry buddy.
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#99 to #18 - epicjolteon (03/09/2012) [-]
Well that was one way to break the news to him
Well that was one way to break the news to him
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User avatar #9 to #3 - methodicalmadness (03/09/2012) [-]
My dad had that problem when he worked at a buffet, one of his coworkers had to explain it to him. I used to work at a sub shop and the girls bathroom was always far nastier then the boys.
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#4 to #3 - KittyGenovese (03/09/2012) [-]
.....that's what i do
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User avatar #13 to #4 - KittyGenovese (03/09/2012) [-]
christ, i meant that i squat and pee. i don't want my ass touching those dirty ass public toilets. i still don't know how people manage to piss all over the seats.
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User avatar #12 to #10 - KittyGenovese (03/09/2012) [-]
god damn it, i don't mean i piss all over the seat. i squat when i pee so i don't touch the dirty public toilet seats. i don't know how people manage to spray the whole seat.
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#21 to #12 - N. Korean citizen (03/09/2012) [-]
Has no one figured out you can lay a few strips of toilet paper down before sitting down?

Not only does it keep the damn seat clean and sanitary, along with your ass, it makes the toilet seat warmer.
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User avatar #81 to #21 - KittyGenovese (03/09/2012) [-]
yeah i don't like doing that. it feels weird to sit on. it's just easier for me to squat, it isn't difficult and i don't have to touch the dirty seats.
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