Just some flowers...wait..what?

>Empty out windex bottle
>Fill with blue gatorade
>Drink in public
>???????
>Profit

>Get a mayo jar
>Fill with vanilla pudding
>Eat in public
>????
>Profit

>Get a cup of pudding
>fill it with mayo
>eat in public
>????
>profit

I'd feel like this chihuahua.

>Haagen Dazs - $4.25
>Oreos - $3.69
>Sara Lee - $4.23
>Look on their faces - Priceless

> buy hellmans mayonaise in jar.
>empty tje jar
>make a white pudding and put it in the jar
>go eat it in public
>Freak people out

>Acquire Windex
>Empty and clean
>Fill with blue Gatorade
>Drink in public
>Freak people out

>Acquire condom
>Wash off lube
>Fill with vanilla pudding
>eat in public
>Freak people out
>repeat previous steps with your own semen

I did that with Bleach once. I emptied it, washed it (twice, since I value my life) and filled it with water, then opened it in the middle of wal-mart and started chugging it down.

inb4 cool story bro

that is actually a cool story. how were the reactions?

One lady screamed, some guy took the bottle from me after it was halfway empty, and a few other guys stared at me in disbelief.

Afterwards, I ran off and nobody caught me :D

You are the idot hero FJ deserves

lolwat

Can someone please tell me where that's from.

wat film is that?

This movie is called Marquis. Haven't watched it myself though.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0097839/

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what...the...fuck?

What do you mean, random?

Oh my god, nostalgia/hunger boner.

This is so gross, yet so fascinating. I've been staring at it, for a few minutes, hypnotized, while eating my yoghurt.

This is my first reply on FJ, it's that special an occasion.

Same here.

Pic related.

GTFO

Alright.

AC III anyone?

Cant wait bruh. Ive been drawing AC3 doodles of Connor in all my school books.

i just preordered it yesterday and got the steel case :3

Im going to preorder AC3 now.

the case is really nice and now i gotta wait till Oct 30.

Ive been replaying the whole series lately. Of course, I finish BH and Revelations in roughly 2 hours each, the campaign is really short. AC2 so far is my favorite, but 3 will be when I can play it firsthand.

revelations was good but i think brother hood was the best in my opinion

I have to admit the map was really nice.
But oh shit nigga, the Frontier in AC3 is 1.5 times bigger than Rome!

and you get to go through forests and actually swing on the branches

Yep. I dont think you get a sword though, unless you can use the Red Coats' muskets, because the AC Wiki says you're based on speed and momentum, and so far the only weapons revealed are a knife, tomahawk, hidden blade, flintlock pistol and bow and arrow.
No one believes me about the no sword thing.

well i wouldnt see how a sword would fit into that.....and the game is gonna be sooooooooo raw

Raw?

amazing

..
Oh

what was it?

no.

what

is


that

It's a door that leads to a magical place, don't believe anyone that says "anus", they're so silly.

Looks like an anus.

candy cigarettes

Yea I know but holding them in cigarette case and tapping them before eating

well the shows Community and I can't remember the name of that episode but it's one of the funniest episodes and the show is hilarious

It's called "Remedial Chaos Theory"" and it is easily the best episode of the third season (so far).

i edited it so when a stupid anon enters a thread

Fukken saved.

Not a .gif, but thanks for playing!

There are some pics in this thread.

Woops, didn't see 'pics' in the original post....my bad ^^

No problem my good sir...or madame. Here have a pie.

It is sir, i assure you, and thank you for being a very kind sir, or madam
In return....bacon roses!

Not an issue at all old boy!

Ahh you got me, Im out of classy stuff.

<-----MFW looking for classy things in reaction folder.

Good thing too....this was my final one! =P

Damn, so close. Well this has been a regular barrel of monkeys.

Looks like its time to

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LOL WUT? What did I just watch?
all of that for a lollypop?
... How long was that? I need to time this.

I just timed it lol
I want to say... 2 or 3 and a half minutes?

Dear god is that from when the Seahawks didn't suck?

Well... hold on... They're playing the Lions, so it doesn't matter if they suck. LOL

Uhhhhhhhhh thats the Eagles and Cowboys lol

Are you trolling or can you really not tell who these teams are?

Ummm... I kinda got it mix up... Yeah...

I feel i should contribute on my own post

never can find a reaction with this

I have this, but I can never find the right time to use it.

I miss being a kid...

No thanks, I'll have the pie.

LOL

And this

Fucking aimbot

my mteal detector is tingeling.

...

i would like some dubs there, but no-one did it

Never happy enough to use it.

Not a .gif, but you get the idea

There's a reason why I don't use this one.

Also

I wouldn't know why, because this isn't really cooking in any way. I suppose you could call it baking, but it isn't really that either. This is like arts and crafts.

this is one of the reasons i love being able to cook