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Thank you.
And I know I made a couple spelling errors. Ignore em.

Hello, . Icanthepowerr here with Part 2 of Walking Dead.
If you haven' t played part 1, please check the description and
you can play and come back to part two.
At the end of part 1, you had to choose between going to the
school, staying at the house, or going to your uncles cabin in
the woods.
If you picked staying at the house, you die.
If you picked going to your uncles cabin, you live.
Half the group has decided to go to the school to see if there
is anything they can get from the lunch room, and there other
half wants to go to your uncles cabin. You decide to stop at
the school on the way to your cabin. At the school, it is terrible
outside. You can see kids being attacked as they step off the
bus. You park at the back of the parking space, go to the
closest classroom window, break the window, and climb in.
You' re sneaking through the hallways when you look at the
lobby to see that the hall monitors have locked the doors. You
manage to sneak past them, go to the lunch room, get a
bunch of food, and sneak back out. You' re lucky. You then get
to your uncles cabin. Upon entering, you see someone
though. He' s not a walker, fortunately.
Upon closer look, you see the chubby features, squinty eyes,
and hungry look. It' s none other than . Extremely
surprised, you guys chat. Admin explains the situation and
how he came across the cabin and went inside. He said he had
been there for a couple hours and hasn' t seen a single walker,
so you guys know you made the right choice. A few days pass
and you start to realize that food is getting low. You' re all out
of flamin hot cheetos and mountain dew. Alls you have left is
skittles and lemon iced tea. You decide you need to leave to
get more food. Sort of like being the 'Riek' of the group, you
decide you should go and take Seanessy, the minority with
you, to help you find your way. Now, you should pick where
you go.
I Shiv
Mcdonalds drive
Alarm through
You choose to go Whythe fuck would
walking dead style you choose to go to
and find a farm. mcdonalds? You get
Doesn' t take long to there and as you roll
find one, but down the window a
Seanessy gets walker comes out
distracted by a deer, from behind the
walks up to it, and as menu and bites you
you go to pull him arm. Panicing, you
away, he gots shot. drive away as fast as
The bullet went you can, not
through the deer. He watching where
falls back on you, you' re going though,
making you fall back you crash into the
and snap your neck gas station next
on the log behind door. Big boom. You
you. You die. die. So does
Lolnoob. Seanessy.
You come back from the Grocery Store with everything you
need and more, only to find out that Obscurity was playing in
the woods and got eaten by a walker. Admin, holler, and
Sunset are glad to see you. You go back inside and explain the
story, and that if you need to go for supplies, theres a small
town with few walkers. As you' re ending the story, a walker
crashes through the window and lands right on holler. You
manage to shoot it before holler can be bitten, but you realize
that even the serene woods isn' t a good enough place to stay.
You must choose another place. Where the fuck do you want
Jail because of the The mountains a
walls? couple hours
away?
Pick one - your answer will be
revealed in part 3.
Sorry for not making this longer than part 1. I had planned on
it, but I didn' t have enough time and wanted to upload it before
I went to school)
In the mean time, if you want, please thumb, favorite,
subscribe, and toss me a friend request. Thank you!
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#4 - nandaaz (03/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
The grocery store should be a wrong choice, because that's where everyone will go to, and it will either be filled with walkers or it will be completely raided.

I would first check out the prison, to see if there are any zombies in there. if there are I would go straight to the woods. If not, I would stay there for the entire time in one of the guard towers
User avatar #13 - hargleblarg (03/07/2012) [-]
Costco: The fuck man?
Jail: Being ass-raped by the undead isn't my priority right now so this place is off the list.
Mountains: Secluded, less chance of walkers, easy game to hunt, plus not an ass-raping undead-convict for miles.
#76 - nandaaz (03/16/2012) [-]
when will you make part 3? I really like these posts
#48 - anonymous (03/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
As from the zombie survival guide.
''A prison is the best place to defend yourself from a zombie attack''
It has walls, doors which are very good. Only problem maybe food.


User avatar #40 - highaspinkiepie (03/08/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Costco, because almost every costco has one of the platforms above the employee lunchroom that is only accessible through one ladder that can be pulled up and locked. Plus, food and shit.
User avatar #45 to #44 - dmanspeed (03/08/2012) [-]
ah but i present a counter argument my good sir/madam zombies, as walking corpses, are constantly in a form of decay this leaves them in a weaker state that does not allow them to climb in general (refrence The Zombie Survival Guide, By Max Brooks) witch would result in a large group at the base of the ladde witch is now cut off by the undead. this eads to your people stuck at the top of this area with little food and slowly succumbing to various mental states making them suicidal/ quislings

#37 - thend (03/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Hello ICanThePowerr
While I do enjoy this game you are playing with us, I must say the way you are choosing which options will lead to our death seem random. I'm simply wondering if you are truly thinking of places/events/etc that would work and then two that wouldn't or if you are randomly choosing. Again, no hate here just curiosity and Thank you for rekindling the zombie survivor in me
With the utmost sincerity
Thend
User avatar #24 - waffleprince (03/08/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Costco does not sell guns, and you cant cultivate plants if you have to for long term survival, not to mention that costco does not have a hospital wing. A jail would be a far better preference, as it has a hospitable wing which means operating tools and more meds, a yard where you can cultivate plants, a cafeteria where even if unfrozen the food will probably never go bad. As well as the fact that it would take a LONG time for zombies to get through the walls of the jail. there is also a guard house in jails, which means lots of weapons, and ammunition. The mountains wouldnt be a good choice, because you will eventually run out of ammunition and food, and i dont think Kony, the Ugandan hero would appreciate you eating his arm, i only say Kony, the Ugandan hero as it said in the post i assume he is rather large.
User avatar #29 to #28 - audiotune (03/08/2012) [-]
Alright, so you have a prison with all of its doors left open. Either other people have taken the prison as their own, thus shutting all the entrances or they are violent and protective people, or the prison is now full of walkers. While you're in the mountains, just like those who lived in the mountains for maaaaany years, you learn the area and become familiar with it. In addition, while you're living in the mountains, it isn't like you are moving to a new place every night. You'll be in the same place so you'll always know where you are in relation to civilization and will be able to make runs to town to check things out. Yes, the prison has all of those things you mentioned, but you have to think about this; you are not the only person out there during this outbreak. Others will be thinking the same things you are, it's a matter of who gets there first. Chances that others are going to be kind and hospitable during this event are EXTREMELY slim. And yes, prisons are reasonable secure places, but not all parts of them are...You are surrounded by zombies, literally cornered. The break through the fence, smash some windows that aren't barred up, and now you are living just like a prisoner. Those supplies you have are in specific locations and you most likely won't be near them when the zombies break in. In my eyes, it is a bad decision to put yourself in a situation that you cannot get out of. But you know, you may be right. Maybe the zombies don't get in, maybe no one beat you to the prison, maybe you will be safe. But those are all things you can't predict, so that is why I chose the mountains because personally it seems like a bit safer option, granted it won't be easy to survive, but it is very possible. Just on a side note I am not aggressively arguing anything here, I am simply debating and not saying you're wrong and I am right, just presenting my side. Sorry if TL;DR
User avatar #20 - COMMENTSforTHUMBS (03/08/2012) [-]
jail probably has sooo much more walkers dude
if one person in the jail gets infected, everybody does
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User avatar #78 - tronddk (03/31/2012) [-]
part 3?
#77 - blanketboss (03/19/2012) [-]
I also would pick the mountains cause u could hunt there and nobody will find you.
and you could probably make your own ganja farm
#38 - kamikazeftw (03/08/2012) [-]
cant we eat Kony, the Ugandan hero?
User avatar #36 - GenBlase (03/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I would not knock any of those off the list,

Costo provides food and other things good for long term survival if you find it without walkers to start with. Though, in the long term I would not do it, simply because you get surrounded and then get fucked easilly.

Prisons, walls and cells, I would not say that in the event of zombies and shit going wrong that the prisoners are going to be infected, simply because they are in their cells. the walls are high with guard towers that is supplied with rifles. In the event that the infection gets inside, the cells are isolated and if they are built like I think they are, each section is seporate from eachother and the walkers will have to get through many checkpoints just to get anywhere.

The secluded mountains seems to be the best idea simply because of the likelyhood of any walkers being up and about there. Though assholes with guns will be around.

All three options are viable, but I would say prison is the best simply because they are well supplied and have a great system of seporation. With a hospital, Mess hall, armery, perhaps a helipad with a helicopter, armored vehicles too.


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User avatar #12 - masdercheef ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
Fuck the jail, every one of the prisoners is probably a walker... Costco- that's just retarded. Looks like the Mountains it is.
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User avatar #6 - trollwoopnazi (03/07/2012) [-]
Aww man, I would HAVE to say costco THEN mountains. If I am only allowed one then the mountains. Rural area=less population=less undead. However, Costco is like a hugee fortress, but it may have undead in it.
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