Agreed

Attention females:

Men don't want a lady.

We don't want Cinderella, Jasmine, or Ariel. Check that Disney shit you were force fed as a little girl. We don't want it.

What we do want is a dirty girl who can pretend to be a lady when she needs too.
We want a video gaming, sports watching, cock loving hose hound who can throw on a pretty dress and lie her way through the pearly gates with an innocent bat of her eye lashes.

Just like you want a hard working, sweaty, unshaven beast who can fix anything and lays the lovin' down like a boss, but you can hose him off, throw him in a clean shirt and take him out to lunch with your mom.

Ironic. Marylin Monroe was a gigantic slut. Only God knows how many people she slept with.

I.Q of over 160
Grew up in orphanages
Was considered to have been schizophrenic
Wrote beautiful poetry and was an avid reader
Considered one of the best actors to never have won an Oscar
Came from nothing to become a Hollywood legend.

Still only remembered by some because she slept with a president.

There is a difference between a slut and a woman who enjoys sex.

Says the "lady" who slept with a married president and made a living out of seducing men

Sluts are for Facebook
Ladies are for Kitchens

Gandalf begs to differ

horay other people think swag is bullshit too

this guy?

I'll take either.

my 2 cents

HAHA
its funny because she was sleeping with the President of the United States while he was married

**fartextractor rolled a random image posted in comment #365 at Men will get this ** i must say i agree with this

internet? class?

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