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Who throws stuff overhand. Everyone know to throw stuff underhand.

>She wants anal
>Fuck it, I'm in

i see what you did there...

did anyone else think it was gonna end with' realized she had a dick'

We know that good vibrations feel bro

"Pic sort of related"

>be 17
>first real party
>new girl in school is there, hot but haven't talked
>feel alpha as fuck
>walk up and hand her a beer
>get to talking
>says her name is Stacy and she's from Minnesota
>I do the standard act interested
>Says she thinks the party is lame and wants to ditch.
>Takes me to her place
>Her mom's on a business trip in new york.
>fuckyeah.jpg
>go up to the bedroom
>watch a movie and cuddle for a bit.
>she starts to unzip my pants
>I freak out
>Stacy can't you see your just not the girl for me
>I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom.

MFW i feel alpha as fuck

>Be 12
>My mom comes home drunk as hell
>She drops a 6pack and passes out
>I think its coke and take a sip
>Its ok i thought and drank some more
>Feel weird and go outside
>End up at grocery store down the block
>Ask if they have frootloops
>Guy stares at me funny and takes me to the back room
>Tells me to take off my pants
>I take off my pants and he touches me
>He walks out and theres weird gunk on the floor
>I wait for a while in shock
>All of the sudden hear gunshot outside
>I walk slowly to the door scared shitless
>I open the door,get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

i didnt need to know this /b/

THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I EVER READ SOMETHING LIKE THAT WHICH DID NOT END IN "IMA NEED BOUT TREE FIDDY". THUMB FOR YOU.

I'll be going to bed now...

>Who tosses shit overhand

That awkward moment when you try to stifle your laughter and end up snorting really loudly