Fuck.

This is why i use NECKBELTS

Going to bed.
Inb4 frontpage.

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It's wuined

This evening is "rueened!"

Seatbelts? PSH, amatures.

What you do afterwards with your car.

>me an excited 13 year old
>my brother gets a new car
>i get to ride in it first
>he;s a bad driver though
>dad's logic
>he'll slow down if i do this
>breaks my bedroom window
>takes the glass
>takes it to my brothers car
>and tapes it all over the inside
>what the mother fucker didn't know
>you can get pulled over for driving slow
>we get pulled over for driving on the highway
>the fucking cop see's all the glass
>smiles and throws a bunch of hundreds
>he yells
>"AHHHH THESE NIGGERS ROBED A BANK!!!!!"
>im in Juvenal hall
>big Dave likes straight white teeth.....
>and that's why its not good to brush you're teeth if you know you might go to jail when your'e older

**legendofwaffle rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Just Got A New Visa ** <--- my problem with my car

**ricknauman rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at T 1 T L E ** mfw

Impervious to black people eh?

**pastygangstar rolled a random image posted in comment #394 at Much better ** your life is ruined

not as bad as this guy