Why I respect Gandhi so much. He's a wise man. sii., ii, I do ntiy your Christians Alii. Christians are so unlike.. it _, Gandhi ) Gandhi
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#1 - NigJames
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#484 to #1 - parucci
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**parucci rolled a random image posted in comment #349 at Holding the power button **
#67 to #1 - inetus
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#137 to #15 - lanuk
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because elephants are a different species...
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#36 - herpederpa
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I like the Funny.
I do not like FunnyJunk.
Funnyjunk is not funny.

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#46 to #36 - georgetowngirl
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Worrrrrd
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#9 - AllyGall
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#11 to #9 - cadaverbox
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OH GOD.
BETTER THAN THE CONTENT.
I LITERALLY LOL'ING.
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User avatar #291 to #233 - thexxtalonxx
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Imma fav that comment
#275 to #233 - givehimthemulk
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User avatar #238 to #233 - thewickedgoose
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i love you

you are now my favorite funnyjunkie
#54 - anon id: 7c6a4fe0
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This can be applied with all religions and sometimes even atheism.
#56 to #54 - CargeLock
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"I like your no god,
I do not like your athiests.
Your athiests are so unlike the god that they don't have."
lolwut.
#106 to #56 - littlegreenmidgets
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#60 to #56 - ohhhsnap
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This comment made my day hahahaha
This comment made my day hahahaha
#138 - tonyri
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Seriously funnyjunk just grow up. I am so sick of this christian bashing. Why can't we make jokes that aren't constantly ripping on people for the way they are?
#149 to #138 - jrook
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Ugh yes I wish people would lighten up!


Its not like there are christian politicians are screwing everything up by claiming homosexuals arent people or that women who use birth control are whores, In god's name!


oh wait
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User avatar #221 to #147 - retardedboss
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I completely agree, reminds me of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHMoDt3nSHs&t=3m35s
User avatar #148 to #147 - tonyri
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Just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine a world, not this world, but another far away world, where instead of atheists being the majority on the internet, they were the minority. Now imagine the butthurt that would flow like niagara falls from each atheist's mouth. It's only funny because you agree with it.
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User avatar #169 to #151 - tonyri
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Well this isn't even a joke, it's just a post saying "I hate Christians give me thumbs".
#181 to #169 - anon id: 75581bc6
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Go blame natural disasters on gay you moral creature.
#150 to #148 - jrook
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The bible's like 3000 pages of jewish butthurt.
User avatar #153 to #150 - tonyri
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Maybe because they were being persecuted by the babylonians and the romans for 5000 years.
#157 to #153 - jrook
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Yes and athiests have been persecuted by christians for 1500. thanks for making my point.



Therefore atheists have earned some time to complain.
User avatar #158 to #157 - tonyri
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Since atheists claim to have the moral high ground, they are in no position to be earning payback.
#170 to #158 - anon id: 26faa766
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Okay first off, atheists are by no means are the majority on the internet, on this site maybe, but no way shape or form on the internet.

Secondly, why are you upset by this? It's a joke, we joke about all people on this site, and for the most part, try to include everyone in our taunting sprees.

thirdly... why the **** are you trying to tell how atheists are supposed to be?! They are humans, and come in all shape and sizes, just like people from religions, trying to say that they are supposed to be all one way, "moral high ground," is retarded... where is that even coming from? I've never heard this before.

Lastly, it's ******* gandhi, I think this is no way is an insult, but rather a observation, by one of the most critical ( even of his own country and people) and intellectual people of all time.

Okay rant time over! ^^

P.S: I'm not atheist =O
#407 to #170 - shadowpanda
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Why the **** was I not logged in... I fail...
#164 to #158 - jrook
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.... Since the jews and in turn the christians claim to have the moral high gound they are in no position to write the bible? How does that make sense?
User avatar #186 to #164 - tonyri
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I don't know. Ask yourself that, because you wrote it.
#152 to #138 - jrook
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" Guys quit making fun of christians. Its not funny.



Lets go back to making fun of *******, gays, jews, muslims, and atheists!"
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User avatar #155 to #152 - tonyri
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I was just relating to the content. I don't see any jokes about muslims, jews, gays, black people, or atheists on this page.
#87 - polakwithagun
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Never trust quotes from the internet. - Abraham Lincoln.
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#33 - Forceflows
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I like your Paul.
But I do not like your Paulites.
Your Paulites are so unlike your Paul.
#59 to #33 - ianmoone
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Ron Paul 2012... even though we all sure as hell that isn't going to happen, sadly.
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#172 to #109 - SnugglyWuggly
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I hate being 14.
User avatar #191 to #172 - ironme
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I hate being born 15 minutes too late to vote.

#316 to #109 - anon id: 60af56b4
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what tis this ********... ill be 18 by the time elections come but i can't fully register on this site?
#280 - SgtFourLeaf
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this is why i respect him
#283 to #280 - stretchedvagina
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I'm pretty sure he said that
User avatar #288 to #283 - darkssen
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Of course, if it's on the internet it must be true!
#302 to #288 - arcanic
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If its on the internet, it must be trueAbraham Lincoln
#418 - wertologist
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Hi, I'm a Viking. I'd like to talk to you about my religion. Basically all we do is worship our gods(multiple), go fight to the death, and if we survived those fights, we go to the tavern and drink and laugh about how we killed people. we then repeat the process until we die a glorious death and enter Valhall where we eat to our fill, fight to the death again, be brought back to feast, then go fight to the death yet again. I love my religion. Odin be with us.
#490 to #418 - klotrock
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Age of Mythology rules dude.
Age of Mythology rules dude.
User avatar #425 to #418 - isradam
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You forgot to mention how all of the gods have SPECTACULAR BEARDS.
#431 to #425 - wertologist
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Indeed. Praise Odin. FOR ASGARD!
Interesting possible fact. I've done some research and we may have named the days of the week after the Nordic gods. These are the ones I heard of. Tuesday: Tyr Wednesday: Odin Thursday: Thor(Thorsday) Friday: Loki
#460 to #431 - anon id: 28f2e855
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Loki the Liar
User avatar #463 to #460 - wertologist
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If you are refering to the picture, it is a picture of Tyr the god of warfare and justice.
User avatar #453 to #431 - Shadow Guardian
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Actually I heard Friday was named after Freya.
#458 to #453 - wertologist
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User avatar #459 to #458 - Shadow Guardian
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I was close. Freya is the fairest of the gods, but Frigg was the wife of Odin.
User avatar #456 to #453 - wertologist
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I may be mistaken about Friday. I know we had one on Loki, but I thought it was either Friday or Saturday. I'll look it up again
User avatar #433 to #431 - isradam
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Sounds logical.