Anti-Jokes Part 1

No, he just helped prove a common problem in funnyjunk non-bronies (or atleast people who don't like to post about it) complain about. The MLP jokes or comments simply aren't funny. It's not that it has ponies, it's that it's not funny.

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#344 to #329 - asbjornthegreat (03/05/2012) [-]

I realize this, the joke was over, and Fightseaker executed his joke poorly. But -168 pinkies? That just seems a bit rough for just a bad joke :/

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#346 to #344 - LiamNeeson (03/05/2012) [-]

It's a non-tangible punishment for a bad joke on a trivial humour website.

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#447 to #344 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** (03/05/2012) [-]

what did he say?

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#545 to #447 - tygiewygie **User deleted account** (03/05/2012) [-]

Some gay shit about flutteryshaveing

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#548 to #545 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** (03/05/2012) [-]

He should had left it alone.

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#673 to #447 - asbjornthegreat (03/06/2012) [-]

He said "Fluttershy would like to be a tree" with a picture of Fluttershy, a crappy joke, but I just feel that -200 and there under, should be for things like gore, CP, hentai and so on, not for a bad joke.

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#675 to #673 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** (03/06/2012) [-]

i agree

nice wallnut.

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#677 to #675 - asbjornthegreat (03/07/2012) [-]

Thanks, nice... Bear?

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#577 to #39 - psychoassassin (03/05/2012) [-]

fightseaker:
Gets -236 thumbs
Deletes account

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#657 to #577 - dacmon (03/06/2012) [-]

He could just delete a comment. But NOOOOO... he had to do it hard way.

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#665 to #577 - angreif (03/06/2012) [-]

then he gets +259

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#72 to #39 - shastatikipunch **User deleted account** (03/05/2012) [-]

*fixed* Why can't Helen Keller Drive?

BEcause she's a women

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#607 to #72 - N. Korean citizen (03/05/2012) [-]

*sigh* I spose I will explain why you got thumbed down. The point of an anti-joke is that there is no punchline. The actual joke is because she is a woman, yes. So that is expected, that is why because she is blind is an anti-joke. Also, you "fixed" it, and then typo'd BEcause. Just sayain.

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#658 to #607 - psychoassassin (03/06/2012) [-]

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#235 to #38 - thespankster (03/05/2012) [-]

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#663 to #38 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** (03/06/2012) [-]

oh! oh! are yo- oh wait I KNOW THIS ONE!!!

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#4 - sweateagle (03/04/2012) [+] (9 replies)

What's the hardest part about micro-waving a baby?
Holding the camera still while masturbating.

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#27 to #4 - thesilverpanther **User deleted account** (03/05/2012) [-]

What did batman say to robin before he got in the car?
"Robin, get in the car."

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#26 to #4 - haydenweb (03/05/2012) [-]

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#178 to #26 - geraldbostock (03/05/2012) [-]

What's that from?

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#210 to #178 - katiki (03/05/2012) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU

You're welcome

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#69 to #4 - ballzacsbitch (03/05/2012) [-]

Whats harder than nailing a baby to jelly?
My dick while I'm doing it.

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#308 to #4 - fapjacks (03/05/2012) [-]

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#323 to #308 - scienceftw (03/05/2012) [-]

Dude, wtf?

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#223 to #4 - iwrestledapedobear (03/05/2012) [-]

wat

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#125 to #4 - thebaker ONLINE (03/05/2012) [-]

What the fuck did I just read?

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#50 - opmantaray **User deleted account** (03/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Holy shit, OP is a badass. Didn't ask for thumbs, creates OC, fucking direct as shit not giving a fuck about his content's thumb level because he's already set on making the second part.

We can learn from this man.

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#103 to #50 - N. Korean citizen (03/05/2012) [-]

This isn't OC. Look up Anti-Joke chicken...

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#444 to #103 - N. Korean citizen (03/05/2012) [-]

Well, he's right. Ive seen them all on [url deleted]

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#174 - dragel (03/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)

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#425 to #174 - diggytits (03/05/2012) [-]

tell him his princess is in another castle

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#637 to #174 - dragel (03/05/2012) [-]

How Is this still getting thumbs?! This was over 5 hours ago!!

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#51 - deadmash (03/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#54 to #51 - corkscrew (03/05/2012) [-]

Because she's dead

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#295 - Wtfisthatshit (03/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)

How do you fit 10 babies in a glass?

Use a blender

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#297 to #295 - thegamegestapo (03/05/2012) [-]

How do you get them back out?

Nachos

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#307 to #297 - burbuflipple (03/05/2012) [-]

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#439 to #307 - virtualcurse (03/05/2012) [-]

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#91 - pulpunderground (03/05/2012) [-]

No anti-jokes on FJ? the fuck you talking about bro

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#513 - fonzo (03/05/2012) [-]

**fonzo rolls 88**

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#101 - holler (03/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)

a man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family

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#163 to #101 - vepevellu (03/05/2012) [-]

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

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#94 - lucidwater (03/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#180 to #94 - geraldbostock (03/05/2012) [-]

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#82 - ubesawft (03/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)

You are wrong...

Hellen Keller is not unable to drive because she is blind

she is unable to drive because she is dead

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#83 to #82 - PremiumRoast (03/05/2012) [-]

No. You are wrong Hellen Keller is unable to drive because she is a woman.

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#88 to #83 - robotrone (03/05/2012) [-]

Quite.

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#409 - yunomegusta (03/05/2012) [-]

What's worse then one bee sting?
Two bee stings.
What's worse then two bee stings?
The Holocaust.
What's Worse then the holocaust?
Three bee stings.

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#296 - expensiveprice (03/05/2012) [-]

Why did the other squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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#605 - fhbsdtmd (03/05/2012) [-]

**fhbsdtmd rolls 66**

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#606 - N. Korean citizen (03/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**anonymous rolls 22** 44

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#618 to #606 - N. Korean citizen (03/05/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 24** MORE DUBS !

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#636 to #618 - N. Korean citizen (03/05/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 93** im the better ANON SO GTFO

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#122 - burnoutlegend (03/05/2012) [-]

What did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile.

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#33 - bengrim (03/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)

I GOT ONE
What did the kid with no arms no legs and cancer get for christmas??
A Bike.

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#221 to #33 - ville (03/05/2012) [-]

a bike without wheels and handlebars

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#537 - qazaibomb (03/05/2012) [-]

Whats the hardest part of shoving a baby in a blender?

My dick

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#428 - limitlessko (03/05/2012) [-]

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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#306 - krazykarl (03/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)

What's green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A pool table.

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#326 to #319 - thunderstriker (03/05/2012) [-]

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