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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - hajdukovac
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Porn

maybe I get laid, too.
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#130 to #126 - jebasu
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I'm sorry for saying Hello to a guy from Croatia which i'm from too,not many Croatians lurk funnyjunk just wanted to say hello that's all.Sorry
#169 to #130 - amirblumenfeld
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#326 to #130 - chiuaua
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Pozdrav :) (nisam Hrvat a bi živeo u Hrvatski)
#18 to #1 - vaskaduzea
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you should apply for a plumber , you will have lot of sex
#4 to #1 - herobarros
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#3 to #1 - theshift [OP]
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sure u will
#168 to #3 - willycaribou
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#174 to #168 - theshift [OP]
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#129 - somesay
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User avatar #134 to #129 - thewickedgoose
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homosexual
User avatar #191 to #129 - yodasoda
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joke over me.jpg, i havent seen the movie sorry could someone explain?
User avatar #201 to #191 - abaraxus
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Brokeback mountain is about two gay cowboys.
User avatar #203 to #201 - yodasoda
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is that all? in family guy the horses flipped they **** and gtfo of there
#213 to #203 - abaraxus
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Because they were having GAY SEX. What would you do if you saw two guys having sex?
Because they were having GAY SEX. What would you do if you saw two guys having sex?
#221 to #213 - yodasoda
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join in
#224 to #221 - abaraxus
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I...uh..guess if thats...uhh...your thing...no harm in....umm
I...uh..guess if thats...uhh...your thing...no harm in....umm
#327 to #129 - moggycore
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Bendover Mountain
#138 to #129 - GSysKaien
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winning!
winning!
#172 to #129 - pronkfan
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laughed my ass off when i read this
#145 to #129 - shitshitshit
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******* brilliant
#156 to #129 - MaxFabian
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you win everything
#131 to #129 - Churchandtex
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#143 to #129 - amarinth
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#154 to #129 - sirpancholot
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#132 to #129 - thexxtalonxx
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You glorious son of a bitch.
#139 to #129 - bananabaker
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that's my boy
User avatar #7 - xxfalconxx
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What if Neo was never in the matrix in the first place, and the red pill Morpheus gave him was just a really, really good drug?
User avatar #24 to #7 - indeedafish
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and while neo is tripping balls morpheus has his way with him...




me gusta
#23 to #7 - schmitty
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#8 to #7 - theshift [OP]
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#19 - holler
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Wolverine

Maybe i'm 2 batmans touching noses
#28 to #19 - nalkir
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there is only one goddamn batman and one goddamn gotham city
#34 to #28 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account**
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Actually I live about 5 minutes away from Gotham, in England.
#333 to #34 - GabH
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you could be the hero that gotham deserves?
you could be the hero that gotham deserves?
#335 to #333 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account**
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#39 to #34 - anon id: 9f386ba8
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Drove past gotham, best 5 minutes of my life
#29 to #19 - monkeylovefishy
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#27 to #19 - welshy
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#51 - pap
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MFW I have seen all these movies
#336 to #51 - isthisagodname
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just made a better image just if you want it
#62 to #51 - nocnovus
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MFW i realized i was too much of a bitch to actually watch paranormal activity
User avatar #72 to #62 - arsecandle
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It's not scary, it'll be okay
User avatar #147 to #72 - asbjornthegreat
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I found a few scenes quite scary
For example the one where she is just starring at him in his sleep
Or the one where she is actually being dragged out of the room
Crappy ending though...
User avatar #149 to #147 - arsecandle
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I just got bored, not a lot happens throughout really. I thought Insidious was a lot scarier but only because it makes you jump
#152 to #149 - asbjornthegreat
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Jump scares aren't real scary. If it's real scary, it's things that if you think back to it, you'll turn on music, leave for the nearest room to get out of the empty one, and such, only because it's so scary to even think about. Jump scares just leave you kinda nervous for the rest of the evening. That's why I don't consider Dead Space a "Horror game", it's just not scary.
User avatar #155 to #152 - arsecandle
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I see what you mean, I've never actually been scared by films like the ring or the grudge, not even the original Asian ones, the only film that's got me was Insidious. Oh for the love of god don't start me on Dead Space, still haven't finished the second
User avatar #161 to #155 - asbjornthegreat
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I don't even get scared from movies anymore :/
Now CREEPYPASTA! There's something that'll keep you the **** up at night
Once I read one and every time I closed my eyes for the next two days or so I saw one of the pictures related to the article, and to this day, I can't quite see Spongebob the same way as before...
User avatar #162 to #161 - arsecandle
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Hahaha I've heard of the Spongebob one but never gone to look at it, I remember reading one about the Soviet soldiers and **** went down, that was quite bad
User avatar #164 to #162 - asbjornthegreat
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The Russian sleep experiment? That one is greatly exaggerated in my opinion.
Whilst really scary and all, it doesn't deserve to be the scariest post ever (I saw it in a top 10)
It's the ones about children shows, games and so on that really get to me...
User avatar #165 to #164 - arsecandle
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Yeah it's just incredibly 'oh god no' rather than 'I've just shat my pants'
I'm gonna have a look for the spongebob one now
User avatar #167 to #165 - asbjornthegreat
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There are several I think, but the one I read was titled "Squidwards Suicide"
While you're at it you should also read Candle Cove
User avatar #189 to #167 - arsecandle
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Squidward's suicide is weird, very weird. Looking at the Cave one now
User avatar #194 to #189 - asbjornthegreat
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They all kinda are, and for the most part I don't like the kinda twist ending a lot of them have, it kinda ruins it for me
User avatar #202 to #194 - arsecandle
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These are good to read, recommend any more?
User avatar #207 to #202 - asbjornthegreat
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Not off the top of my mind, but here's the top 10 I mentioned earlier
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2800691/Top/
User avatar #211 to #207 - arsecandle
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Cool man, I'll get right one them
User avatar #209 to #207 - asbjornthegreat
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Also, in the Morbid channel there's a video about Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, it's just a reading of one.
I heard it yesterday and parts of it really stuck with me, however after listening to it a second time, it seemed kinda lame...
User avatar #214 to #209 - arsecandle
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I'll check it out, no work it's creepypasta time
#97 to #62 - pokeyhedgehog
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I watched all 3 last night and i didn't sleep call me a pussy now but that **** scared me
#38 - zakakiragibson
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Batman is handsdown, best Superhero ever. IMO
#70 to #38 - metajunky
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um...
User avatar #73 to #70 - riddlerenigma
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OVERPOWERED
User avatar #74 to #73 - metajunky
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how so?
User avatar #80 to #74 - thechosentroll
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Superman is invincible, has superstrenght, can fly, shoot lazers from his eyes, probably ***** magma, can see through walls, has incredible speed and so on and so forth. Basically he's allpowerful. Other heroes have 1 superpower, he has all of them. All Batman has are skills and cash.
User avatar #92 to #80 - metajunky
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superman is far from invincible. he is weak to kryptonite, red sun, magic, and other strong characters. he took a ton of damage so far throughout his history and at one point died, although he eventually came back. also, even though he is not stupid, he has been outsmarted many times by super geniuses who exploit his character traits. he can never kill anyone, has to always consider the life of civilians first, and constantly keeps himself in check so he can never make collateral damage from going all out

he does have one power, which is kryptonian biology. the radiation from yellow sun makes his entire body pushed to epic proportions. strength, speed, durability, and super senses are a result of this, and there are many other kryptonians with the same abilities. if you ask me, its makes the same amount of sense as a normal guy who is the peak human in all physical attributes (impossible to accomplish), the primiere martial artist, the greatest detective, perhaps one of the greatest tacticians, a brilliant inventor, and born into crazy stupid wealth at the same time, but thats my opinion
#111 to #92 - killahhilla
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N thats why they need to bring back MAGOG coz he didn't give a single **** bout killin....
#148 to #111 - anon id: 9f1c9f52
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Props from an italian anon for reading Waid and Ross' Kingdome Come.
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User avatar #93 to #92 - metajunky
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tl;dr

superman can be hurt and his powers make as muc sense as batmans
User avatar #88 to #80 - pwnednoobcake
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Oh yeah? Well does Superman have....
DEAD PARENTS?!
User avatar #89 to #88 - thechosentroll
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Yeah, they blew up along with his home planet.
User avatar #91 to #89 - pwnednoobcake
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Oh ****..... You got me.....
*Flips table*
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#41 to #38 - failedfrontflip
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*masked vigilante :3 my mate throws a **** storm every time i call him a super hero because he has no super powers, he's kinda right
User avatar #48 to #41 - isradam
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That is exactly why he's awesome. He doesn't get powers like flying and lazers and ****, he actually has to work his ass out to accomplish his objectives. He has to be careful, and he had to WORK his way to becoming a hero. Batman and Green Arrow are my favourites ever.
User avatar #50 to #48 - failedfrontflip
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green arrow = demigod :D
User avatar #52 to #50 - isradam
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Batman + Robin Hood + Sweet Ass Mustache = Green arrow
#43 to #41 - zakakiragibson
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**zakakiragibson rolled a random image posted in comment #139 at condescending wonka strikes again ** In my Eyes. He's ******* AWESOME
#44 to #43 - failedfrontflip
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that he is, that he is... cant wait for the dark knight rises :D
#46 to #38 - bekindtoall
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User avatar #45 to #38 - froghole
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i agree that batman is awesome. however, he would get easily beaten by every other superhero out there.. except aquaman. nobody likes aquaman.
#49 to #45 - failedfrontflip
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a big ol' **** you
User avatar #57 to #49 - froghole
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i knew a picture of him with cthu'lu would appear lol
User avatar #59 to #57 - failedfrontflip
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is it cthu'lu? i always assumed it was the kraken, if you've see clash of the titans that what i imagine the kraken as
User avatar #60 to #59 - froghole
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that particular picture should be cthu'lu judging by what they made him look like on south park. anybody know for sure?
User avatar #94 to #60 - pwnednoobcake
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It is Cthu'lu.
The Kraken is a different color. And if you read old stories, those are none other than Cthu'lu's eyes.
User avatar #53 to #49 - isradam
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Still useless.
#54 to #53 - failedfrontflip
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mfw the kraken is useless
#83 to #54 - isradam
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MFW that is Cthulhu.
#56 to #45 - zhooker
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Batman repeatedly destroyed Superman. He put kryptonite in his gloves for one specific battle. THATS SMART.
User avatar #58 to #56 - froghole
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so why didn't superman fly up and keep his distance and use laser eyes?
User avatar #112 to #45 - MoreIce
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Thats a maybe, batman is a brilliant strategist which more than compensates for his lack of superpowers. If you've read the "Tower of Babel" storyline I believe its called, or scene the recently released Justice league doom movie or whatever its called, the rest of the justice league finds out that Batman has a secret plan, to be taken into effect if or when the other members of the team become corrupt or evil, but the secret is highly detailed and effective plans to kill everyother member of the justice league should they become corrupt like I said. All of them, even superman. But literally all of them, most of them are way more powerful than batman. Anyways they are shocked, and scared about the discovery and if I remember right they kick him off the team, but eventually invite him back when they decide it was for the right reasons but he declines I think.
User avatar #64 to #45 - thetruetroll
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Batman isn't meant to fit in a world with other superheroes, he's the realistic one. Albeit, he could never really exist simply because his peak physical ability and genius level intellect are just too convenient. Though I do like how in Batman: Year One he would get shot and actually get hurt instead of dodging automatic rounds from 5 SWAT guys...
User avatar #69 to #64 - froghole
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what you just said is what makes batman awesome. he's a badass plain and simple.
#270 to #45 - VideotapeAxed
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No Batman's crazy prepared. He's knows the JLA's weaknesses and has them on standby just in case they go insane.
Also Aquaman would have to be as strong as Superman to survive the pressures of the deep sea and it's been suggested that since all creatures evolved from sea life: Aquaman can, in theory, control everything in the animal kingdom.
I'll shut up now.
#26 - smithmurraygers
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Op, y u no say the Joker is awesome?
#36 to #26 - anon id: 94f10d2b
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Joker was terrible in The Dark Knight.
#42 to #36 - failedfrontflip
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stfu anon heath ledger was one of the greatest actors to grace this earth and his death was a damned shame
User avatar #37 to #36 - thewonderfulpeter
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Heath Ledger was ******* Boss!!!
#47 to #36 - playersbewarned
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#75 to #36 - dinokalz
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No one disrespects The Joker.
No one disrespects The Joker.
#81 to #36 - iwrestledapedobear
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#104 to #36 - sirreginald
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Here's how Joker feels Anon...... -BOOM- FATALITY
Here's how Joker feels Anon...... -BOOM- FATALITY
#66 to #36 - mrnickylad
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#271 - stepping
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**stepping rolled a random image posted in comment #76 at Ermm.,, I forgot! **
Bitch please, check this movie
#280 to #271 - cleggerzzz
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sweet roll for a sweet roll
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**theoldgodfather rolled a random image posted in comment #150 at how to change your life **
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
#120 - fukintroll
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#123 to #120 - anon id: 233ee111
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You should stop watching the hentai or you'll soon think you have tentacles too.
#153 to #120 - sirpancholot
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ill just leave this right here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsHI1oqTKvo
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*octopus