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Pointless superpowers Part Al
The pewee to be skillful at 'evertything, hut only
when need to go to the toilet and you are on the
Verge of trapping yourself.
The pewee to change the temperature in a ream
up or down by 1 degree.
The pewee to instantaneously add any amount of
weight to your hody, hut not be able to lose it.
The pewee to teleport, hut only in front of a
ti/ randosaurus rem
The power to think of hilariously inappropriate
jokes, hut only at a funeral.
The power to sing better then anyine in the world, hut
only in the presence of the deaf.
The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not
beneficial to you.
The power to teleport in the beatem of the sea.
The power to experience hair loss at an accelerated rate.
The power to go blind at will.
The pewee to visually contract STD' s.
The pewee to talk to maney.
The pewee to have Hiccup at will, hut not being
able to stop it.
The pewee to shoot spider webs from your
finger, hut only when you pick your nose.
The pewee to give yourself a sinus infection.
Hope this ene was as enjoyable as the rest!
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Submitted: 03/04/2012
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#12 - ThpiderMan (03/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"the power to instantaneously add any amount of weight to your body, but not be able to lose it."

How is that pointless? It says nothing about getting fatter or anything, it just says weight.

Think of the possibilities...

Start adding weight and don't stop. Eventually you're density will be so great that you will basically become a goddamned point of infinite gravitational pull, basically transforming you into a ******* black hole.

All those girls you've asked on dates...
All those people you've asked to be your friends...
All those children that ran from you when you offered them candy...
All those ************* people that wouldn't be around you...
Will now crushed into oblivion against your unending gravitational might.

You.
Are.
GOD!

Sidenote - Everyone is Dead
#22 - tennisgoalie (03/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The power to be skillful at everything, but only when need to go to the toilet and you are on the verge of crapping yourself: become incredibly skilled at holding it in, enjoy rewards of incredible skill

The power to change the temperature in the room up or down by one degree: change in Newton degrees(going up one newton degree is about 3.3 degrees Celsius, or about 5.5 degrees Fahrenheit)

The power to instantaneously add any amount of weight to your body, but not be able to lose it: OP never said what the weight was, so add muscle to your body, never lose it, so never have to work out

The power to teleport, but only in front of a Tyrannosaurus Rex: carry around little plastic T-rex with you every where, hold it in front of you, BOOM instant teleportation

The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at a funeral: go to funerals with a notebook, write down jokes, become worlds greatest comedian

The power to sing better than anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf, pay some deaf guy to stand in a recording studio with you, make amazing album, infinite monies!

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you: a yellow light is neutral to you, and technically not beneficial. never have to wait at a red light again!

The power to visually contract STDs: on deathbed, visually contract ALL the STDs donate body to science. all STDs cured because of you. become hero forever.

The power to talk to money: convince money to join you. infinite monies!

The power to hiccup at will, but not be able to stop it: enter hiccup contests. everybody else will stop after a while. infinite monies!

The power to shoot spiderwebs from your finger, but only when you pick your nose: pick nose with left hand, shoot spiderwebs with right hand.

The power to give yourself a sinus infection: After the first time , your immune system will be immune to it, yet you will still carry it. spread infection to people you dislike.
User avatar #6 - cupotruth (03/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the power to have amazing sex, but only with extremely ugly women
User avatar #9 to #6 - springely (03/05/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter, had sex.
#11 - blayneket (03/05/2012) [-]
Id take talking to money... Thats 						*******					 sick.   
   
MFW Realizing I have Super Powers
Id take talking to money... Thats ******* sick.

MFW Realizing I have Super Powers
User avatar #2 - satansgeneral (03/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The power to do something really awesome, but only when no one is watching
User avatar #20 - Lartencrepsly (03/05/2012) [-]
Please don't stop making these, they are the only funny thing on this site recently.
#25 - harryballzack (03/05/2012) [-]
I lold and stuff but, c'mon.
User avatar #21 - drnurse (03/05/2012) [-]
The power to untie and tie shoes that nobody is wearing
User avatar #19 - basshead (03/05/2012) [-]
The power to talk to money would actually be pretty cool.
User avatar #18 - megapepsifreak (03/05/2012) [-]
teleport to a museum in front of a t rex :D
#17 - rainbowtacos (03/05/2012) [-]
**rainbowtacos rolled a random image posted in comment #2528887 at FJ Pony Thread ** go blind at will? i guess thats along the lines of unseeing stuff, so that is useful
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User avatar #14 - maxismahname (03/05/2012) [-]
having the power to stop poop for years. but then when you have to poop it takes 10 days to come out and it's only possible to poop yourself while wearing nice pants.
User avatar #10 - TheOneKing (03/05/2012) [-]
the blind one, does it include the power to get your eyesight back?
User avatar #8 - COMMENTSforTHUMBS (03/05/2012) [-]
The power to grow another 5 inches to your penis, only when women aren't around
User avatar #5 - joshmc (03/05/2012) [-]
the power to poop, but only when wearing expensive pants
#3 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
The power to think up the best jokes in the world but forget the punchline.
#1 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
The power to fart for prolong periods, but only on a date.
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