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User avatar #409 - evolutionismsucks (03/04/2012) [-]
Jesus Christ is the truth, the way, and the life. God is loving, merciful, kind, forgiving, and just. Any who come to Him, he will accept, and through His sacrifice all are saved. All who seek God will find Him. We are created in God's image. To be made in His image means to have spirit, to have the free will to chose, to have intellect, to have the capacity to love, to hate, to feel sorrow, to feel joy, and to experience God's presence.

In contrast, evolutionism is a hateful and stupid idea, born in a day when people rode horses and used oil lamps to light their homes. Modern science has disproven all claims of evolutionism, even the latest, and always will. Science has verified that life is a product of Intelligent Design followed by Special Creation. Of the countless proofs of this is the very existence of the DNA molecule, which is empirical proof of both design and creation. Alone, the existence of the DNA molecule and it's properties, which cannot have been be produced by material causes, disproves evolution theory. All other evidences, which are innumerable, are icing on the cake.
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#536 to #409 - boredomslayer (03/05/2012) [-]
you mr.hick, are the production of a giant retard having sex with his sister, dumbass.
modern science has dis-proven christianity and all of that bullshit. the simplest definition of evolution is "a change over time" you were a young baby, and now your an old retarded fuck nugget. also i piss on the pages of the bible in hotel rooms because fuck you
User avatar #517 to #409 - blasthardcheese ONLINE (03/05/2012) [-]
I totally agree, we should all believe in a man who lives in the sky and magically watches everything we do, hears everything we say all the time and has a list of ten things that we're not allowed to do at all, and if you do we'll be sent to a land of fire and brimstone to burn and suffer for all eternity, forces to pay for our sins for an eternity, but in the end, he still loves us .
An while we're eradicating gods earth of heathans, how about we finally put women back in their places, niggers back to Africa, kill all those extremest muslim camelfuckers and make all the fags pay for their sins.
#523 to #517 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
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sincerely, insignificant anon

#512 to #409 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
please just stfu
User avatar #525 to #512 - evotardism (03/05/2012) [-]
not a single evolutionist has even attempted to refute my arguments. you just rely on ad hominem. how laughable.
#532 to #525 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
when I read you posts I interpret them as such: "HURRRR DURRRRR"

sincerely, IA
#506 to #409 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
In actuallity, Apocalypse literally means "unveil", as in the time where the ignorance of man is lifted. However, christians today say its the end of the world and that each person will be "tested" of their fate. Kind of strange how Christians call the event that will bring the destruction of ignorance the "end of the world"
#493 to #409 - demonassassin (03/05/2012) [-]
If christians accept everyone then what about gay people? And everyone who isn't a christian? Remember the middle ages? Ya know just that time that technology and culture was at a standstill for hundreds of years because there were "religious crusades" going on. So thanks to Christianity we are hundreds of years behind where we should be. And give me some proof about how modern science proofed creationism. As far as I know they proved it wrong
User avatar #499 to #493 - evotardism (03/05/2012) [-]
you an itiot. i wont even bother talking to you. did you even notice that my account was banned? anyways have fun in hell you stupid athetist
#527 to #499 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
brah, y u be hatin'?

ps. *you are an/ you're an, learn how to spell and use poper grammar you'll sound like less of a "dumbass/itiot" as you might say ;)
#505 to #499 - firechicken (03/05/2012) [-]
you mad?

he mad
#503 to #499 - demonassassin (03/05/2012) [-]
you mean that place covered in fire and lava with thousands of ghosts being tortured? Seems legit.
also, learn how to spell idiot before calling someone one and I believe it's you're not you
User avatar #477 to #409 - alexanderdouble (03/04/2012) [-]
PSSSST ! RED THUMBS MEAN STOP !
#474 to #409 - shibo (03/04/2012) [-]
.....Where the hell are you getting your facts from? No better yet, where the hell did you go to school? If you actually did some research and knew what you were talking about you'd know that modern science PROVES evolution, not disproves. In fact scientists can even give you examples of evolution   
   
I am currently doing a university degree in biology and human evolution, and I can tell you now that no modern scientist has EVER made the claim that life is a product of some Intelligent Design.   
   
and DNA is the cause of material causes, as you put it. All DNA is is two strands on a very long molecule made up of hydrogen,Oxygen,Nitrogen,Carbon and Phosphates and theoretically can be reproduced in a lab situation. It may seem very complicated and all that jazz, but when you actually get into it...it really isn't.   
   
How did it come to be? well to put it simply, the atoms probably clashed together at some point, and bonded in such a way that DNA was formed. Nothing spectacular about it.   
   
Why am I typing all this? Because I can use the argument I'm studying as I am using the stuff we learnt today in an argument...so yeah. No reason really, I just like typing.   
   
Also if you want people to take you seriously, learn how to spell
.....Where the hell are you getting your facts from? No better yet, where the hell did you go to school? If you actually did some research and knew what you were talking about you'd know that modern science PROVES evolution, not disproves. In fact scientists can even give you examples of evolution

I am currently doing a university degree in biology and human evolution, and I can tell you now that no modern scientist has EVER made the claim that life is a product of some Intelligent Design.

and DNA is the cause of material causes, as you put it. All DNA is is two strands on a very long molecule made up of hydrogen,Oxygen,Nitrogen,Carbon and Phosphates and theoretically can be reproduced in a lab situation. It may seem very complicated and all that jazz, but when you actually get into it...it really isn't.

How did it come to be? well to put it simply, the atoms probably clashed together at some point, and bonded in such a way that DNA was formed. Nothing spectacular about it.

Why am I typing all this? Because I can use the argument I'm studying as I am using the stuff we learnt today in an argument...so yeah. No reason really, I just like typing.

Also if you want people to take you seriously, learn how to spell


#498 to #474 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
Not trying to start anything, but it actually does not prove evolution. Look up forbidden archaeology for starters. They would like you to think they could prove it, but they really can't. Plus don't forget the missing link. If everything evolved there would be billions of fossils of half evolved animals all over the planet. Just because they are scientist does not mean they are correct. enough said
#509 to #498 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
You fucking idiot. Do you know how rare it is for a fossil to form? Of course paleontologists are not going to find every fossil of every species that ever lived. Plenty of transitional fossils have been found though. Do a couple minutes of research.
#529 to #509 - ookichinchindesu (03/05/2012) [-]
No they really haven't. Not one single trans fossil. But obviously I didn't mean they are to find everyone of them. It's just that there hasn't been any...at all..ever. I did do the research, I don't say things like that unless I know. Thank you for you input though ^-^
User avatar #538 to #529 - shibo (03/05/2012) [-]
Well they do have skeleton remains of hominins, which show some rather 'human like' features. True, as of yet there is no 'missing link' however many hominid and hominin skeletal remains, particularly skulls seem to show a trend of becoming more 'human like' as they get earlier and earlier. It's easy to make the link. But no there is no actual trans fossil.

Also, I was talking about evolution, as in evolution as a whole, which includes ALL life. People tend to confuse this evolution with human evolution. As proof for evolution (as in the proccess of evolution) just look at common wheat, that has evolved from wild grains. Evolution is basically the creation of a new species.

In New Zealand we have 2 species of hector dolphin. They live on different sides of the country, they used to be the same species, but due to ice-ages and land bridges forming they evolved into 2 different species.
#544 to #538 - ookichinchindesu (03/05/2012) [-]
But everyone knows there is micro evolution, I like to call it adaptation. I believe God made all things to learn to survive in different environments. By the way, thank you for being kind, everyone seems to think I am arguing with them. It's just that I can't convey tone through text :/
User avatar #545 to #544 - shibo (03/05/2012) [-]
Yeah that's true, and I know macro-evolution can be pretty difficult for some people to believe. or at least macro-evolution without some divine intervention. I'm kind to everyone (unless they're being dicks to me or my friends) People are going to have different beliefs and if I want them to treat me kindly I should do the same to them. Otherwise karma will bite me in the ass XD
And it happens to me a lot, I ask a question or write something out of pure curiosity or actually want to know and people think I'm trying to troll them
#546 to #545 - ookichinchindesu (03/05/2012) [-]
Cool beans, well that's funnyjunk for you
#534 to #529 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
http:// en.wikipedia. org/wiki/Listoftransitional_fossils

Wait, let me guess, wikipedia isn't reliable? Or those fossils don't count because they're incomplete? I already know the retarded arguments you're going to use. Criticisms of evolution are based on a misunderstanding or a mischaracterization of the theory.
#535 to #534 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
It didn't bring me to anything..error in link? Idk... Anyway, they found plenty of things to disprove the theory but in their pride decided that it was never found, I know for a fact God exists and for whatever reason you would like to believe those are trans fossils. If they had really found them it would be widely known. But it isn't, is it? no, because they aren't really what you think they are. There are so many things disproving evolution it is overwhelming, you actually have to have more faith to believe evolution than to believe there is a God
#548 to #535 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
It doesn't take any faith to believe in evolution because evolution is a scientific theory based on evidence. the existence of a god is a hypothesis at best. It's not supported by any evidence, the only arguments for his existence are arguments from ignorance. Ex. "Science can't explain dark matter yet, therefore God is real"

humanorigins [url deleted] (Delete the spaces in the link)

That website has pictures and names of transitional fossils. I'm assuming you'll say "those aren't transitional fossilz, i wantz to seez a monkey with a human head" And that's because you don't know anything about evolution except what you've been told in Church or on creationist websites. Evolution is an incredibly gradual process.

This youtube video uses simple language and might help you understand how evolution works: http://www. [url deleted] /watch?v=Pb6Z6NVmLt8 (delete the spaces in the link)
#549 to #548 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
Also, if evidence contrary to the theory of evolution was found, scientists would abandon the theory. Scientists follow where the evidence leads, and they'd have no reason to lie to everyone about evolution.


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You'll have to delete the spaces in between the links in order for them to work.

#550 to #549 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
Shit, this is embarassing. here's the first link yet again. http: // [url deleted] < You need to login to view this link
User avatar #539 to #535 - shibo (03/05/2012) [-]
Personally I find evolution much more logically and easier to believe. I've studied evolution (both in general and human evolution) I believe that evolution is a fact, and no amount of arguing will change that belief. I don't believe in god, or any religion really. No amount of arguing will change that.

And no amount of arguing will change your beliefs. No matter what I or anyone else says at the end of the day you will believe what you do, and I'll believe what I do. People are going to have different beliefs and what not and no one can change that.

I believe the old saying goes 'treat others how you want to be treated' It's ok to disagree with people, however it's not ok to attack what they believe them, and attack them for it. Some people really don't like having religion shoved in their face, and they don't like others attacking their own belief.

If you want to debate, go ahead, I always love a good debate....usually. I respect the fact you believe in god, I respect your right to your belief and opinion. But I have a right to mine. And if someone like the ignoramus who posted the far above comment is posting nonsense like he did of course I'm going to retaliate. people should at least have their facts straight.


#541 to #539 - ookichinchindesu (03/05/2012) [-]
That's find man, we're cool. I wasn't attacking anyone, nor shoving the bible down peoples throats. I was simply replying to above Pocahontas comment :D . I saw what he said and thought it wasn't right he was misleading others to think such a thing was actually proven when it was far from the truth. I'm not saying I can prove anything, I just don't like it when people manipulate others.
User avatar #542 to #541 - shibo (03/05/2012) [-]
I didn't mean you were, but it does happen a lot when it comes to arguing about religion and evolution. Especially between me and one of my best mates. He's strongly christian while I have very Pagan beliefs. It usually ends in a wrestling match.

I get where you're coming from, I mean can anyone actually prove anything? Heck I had a friend who convinced herself we didn't exist and were just figments of her imagination...that was a fun afternoon
#471 to #409 - tormenttheweak (03/04/2012) [-]
your cross is a little retarded looking
#463 to #409 - bigmanfifty (03/04/2012) [-]
evolution is fact bro, deal with it.
#472 to #463 - meanmamajama (03/04/2012) [-]
Nuff said.
#469 to #463 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
evolution is a physical phenomenon described by the theory of evolution. much like gravity is a physical phenomenon described by gravitation theory.
#462 to #409 - meanmamajama (03/04/2012) [-]
You're wrong... this man is the hope of the universe. The sworn protector of the planet Earth.... He is the answer to all beings everywhere in pain who cry out for help. He... is called Goku, and he... IS A SUPER SAIYAN!!!!
You're wrong... this man is the hope of the universe. The sworn protector of the planet Earth.... He is the answer to all beings everywhere in pain who cry out for help. He... is called Goku, and he... IS A SUPER SAIYAN!!!!
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#464 to #462 - bigmanfifty (03/04/2012) [-]
YOU FOOL!!!!!! Nobody gets thumbs just for posting random DBZ!!!!!
#468 to #464 - meanmamajama (03/04/2012) [-]
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
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User avatar #459 to #409 - blasthardcheese ONLINE (03/04/2012) [-]
Hey man, I notice you're getting a lot of hate for your opinions, how's everything going?
#451 to #409 - fellthatsexydrop (03/04/2012) [-]
Ah man the Bible? I heard that was a zombie book or something. Spoiler alert, Jesus dies in the end. Sorry bro.
Ah man the Bible? I heard that was a zombie book or something. Spoiler alert, Jesus dies in the end. Sorry bro.
User avatar #487 to #451 - evotardism (03/05/2012) [-]
have fun in hell asshole
#500 to #487 - demonassassin (03/05/2012) [-]
I will :D
I will :D
#449 to #409 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
0/10
User avatar #502 to #449 - evotardism (03/05/2012) [-]
talking about your dick?
#530 to #502 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
my dick EVOLVED into an immense chunk of sexy, much better than your hole or whatever you have

ps. you're an "itiot" as you might say ;)

sincerely, insignificant anon
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#439 to #409 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
Nice opinion bro, keep it to yourself if you wouldn't mind.
#435 to #409 - calsamurai (03/04/2012) [-]
I was brought up with free will to be whatever I wanted my religion to be, I never really put much thought into it when I was a kid but people like you make me realize the last thing I want to be is a Christian, people like you are the reason I have stopped believing in god, I have never read the Bible, I never will.
User avatar #442 to #435 - evolutionismsucks (03/04/2012) [-]
well then ur a dumbass. i wont argue with you. im just gonna smile and think about how youll burn in hell forever.
#458 to #442 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
hey man, just accept everyone, don't jugde and let them make their own decisions, everthing will work out in the end

I'm an insignificant anon, and I approve this message as well as everyone's beliefs

good day to you sir
User avatar #457 to #442 - MrFace (03/04/2012) [-]
Seriously dude, it's people like you that make those of us who are Christians and actually respect people look bad.
#438 to #435 - scantoz (03/04/2012) [-]
Oh you will, but only to make fun of those silly people that believe every word of the bible is real.
User avatar #440 to #429 - evolutionismsucks (03/04/2012) [-]
i see ur reporting urself.
User avatar #447 to #440 - marcothespud (03/04/2012) [-]
reminded me of my childhood, those were the good replies

#504 to #447 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
do you support or oppose the religious guy? I shall thumb you accordingly, for I am an insignificant anon :)
User avatar #553 to #504 - marcothespud (03/06/2012) [-]
I oppose him, his reply just reminded me of childhood arguments.
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User avatar #421 to #418 - evolutionismsucks (03/04/2012) [-]
no. reed the Bible dumbass.
#461 to #421 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
a reed is a plant, not an action :)
#450 to #421 - howdydoodle (03/04/2012) [-]
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord." Deuteronomy 23:2

"Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths." 2 Kings 2:23-24
User avatar #491 to #450 - evotardism (03/05/2012) [-]
ever heard of context? dumbass.
User avatar #537 to #491 - howdydoodle (03/05/2012) [-]
" 1 “No one who is [a]emasculated or has his male organ cut off shall enter the assembly of the LORD. 2 No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the LORD; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the LORD. 3 No Ammonite or Moabite shall enter the assembly of the LORD; none of their descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall ever enter the assembly of the LORD, 4 because they did not meet you with [b]food and water on the way when you came out of Egypt, and because they hired against you Balaam the son of Beor from Pethor of [c]Mesopotamia, to curse you. 5 Nevertheless, the LORD your God was not willing to listen to Balaam, but the LORD your God turned the curse into a blessing for you because the LORD your God loves you. 6 You shall never seek their peace or their prosperity all your days."
This is the entire bible passage around the first quote. The context was that you should exclude these people for these reasons. This shows that If there is a god he is not all inclusive, he does not love everyone, and he is flawed. I respect your beliefs, but they are contradictory. I was raised Catholic and I always went to a private school I choose to be agnostic because it is what I believe. next time you want to start an argument have an actual argument prepared. Not just a plethora of insults to barrage any who oppose your beliefs even in the slightest.
#511 to #491 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
have YOU?! YOU came into OUR site, interrupted OUR comics with YOUR religious beliefs, which YOU forced upon US innappropriately, without reason. So, IN REALITY, you're the one that needs to learn about context, so good sir, you are a "dumbass" as you might say...

ps. learn how to spell

sincerely, insignificant anon :)


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User avatar #415 to #413 - evolutionismsucks (03/04/2012) [-]
replace the bible with charles darwin boooks.
#412 to #409 - scantoz (03/04/2012) [-]
The fuck does this have to do with someone being called a slut..?
User avatar #426 to #412 - evolutionismsucks (03/04/2012) [-]
just trying to find other intelligent people on hear.
#473 to #426 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
you're a fucking failure, learn how to spell.
#470 to #426 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
hear is an action, not a place :)
#427 to #426 - scantoz (03/04/2012) [-]
Here*
User avatar #431 to #427 - evolutionismsucks (03/04/2012) [-]
stop attacking my beliefs.
#486 to #431 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
Hi, I'm that guy who doesn't do anything accept hit the next button (anyways), this website is a really terrible place for this. You would be better off witnessing elsewhere. Plus you are not to judge non believers, just witness, that's it. If they don't want to hear about what you have to say, then you have done what you can. At this point you are driving people further from Christ. Please think ahead and be considerate. ~ ookichinchindesu if you would like to reply.
#481 to #431 - shadoward (03/04/2012) [-]
if we were created in gods image, and everyone is evil, does that mean god is evil?
if we were created in gods image, and everyone is an asshole, does that mean god's an asshole?
#492 to #481 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
We were created in his image before Adam bit the fruit and cursed mankind.
#551 to #492 - shadoward (03/05/2012) [-]
so if we were stupid before hand, that means god was stupid then?
#465 to #431 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
then stop attacking everyone else's, we are all entitled to them, but when you say that we should all believe in your's and stop attaking it your just bing counterintuitive and hippocritical, it's better if you live life the way it's meant to be, the way YOU, everyone as their own person, wants it to be

don't be hatin' brah :)
#446 to #431 - memenoob ONLINE (03/04/2012) [-]
You are the absolute worst troll ever.
User avatar #494 to #446 - evotardism (03/05/2012) [-]
you are the absolute athetist ever. not a single counter argument. pathetic.
#531 to #494 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
"you are the absolute atheist ever", what do you mean? your sentences aren't even making sense any more...

sincerely, IA
#443 to #431 - calsamurai (03/04/2012) [-]
Stop attacking our beliefs.
#434 to #431 - scantoz (03/04/2012) [-]
Im correcting your spelling.
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