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The sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the earth.
Your only hope to survive is to take cover in a bomb shelter. There are two shelters left with one space in
each;
N Shelter full of Call of Duty players
B) Shelter full of Halo players
Which shelter do you choose to says your life?
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H. H‘ . . .this is literally the most stupid premise I have ever
heard For an apocalypse scenario.
First of all, "The sun has fallen out of orbit"? Are we about
some sort of cosmic death here? The Earth orbits the Sun,
not the other way around.
Second ifall, I would like to shake the hand of the man that can
invent a bomb shelter than an withstand the FREAKING SUN
crashing into the Earth.
Third of all, I' m assuming these Call of Duty and/ or Halo players are
all annoying, vulgar, Foul , so I would definitely
prefer to stand out in the open with arms outstretched waiting For
the Sun to destroy me rather than live out the rest of my days with
people like that.
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#125 - enorus (03/04/2012) [+] (10 replies)
"The sun has fallen out of orbit"
#5 - Womens Study Major (03/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The Sun!? That's the hottest place on Earth!
#9 to #5 - bananaananas (03/04/2012) [-]
the sun ey?

were's that? Tuscon?
User avatar #1 - Strudel (03/03/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I'm not proud to say that I'm gay and love those douchey vulgar types of guys, so I'd probably choose the CoD shelter, want ta fight about it?
#2 to #1 - malifaux (03/04/2012) [-]
Why would you be proud of being gay? You were born with an attraction to people of the same sex, not exactly an achievement.

Perhaps you shouldn't have your orientation define you and just live life like being gay is nothing special... because it isn't.

You don't see straight people running around like "I'm STRAIGHT ****** ! Check my swag!"
User avatar #102 - epicmustachguy (03/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i'll stick with the fallout players since they should know what to do
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#12 - BobbyMcFerrin (03/04/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Actually, the Sun and Earth orbit one another. In the simple version of the scenario, both bodies orbit the center of mass of the Sun-Earth system. Since the mass of the Sun is far greater than that of the Earth, the Sun appears to remain stationary while the Earth orbits. This relationship can be described with a relatively simple differential equation describing circular orbits, and allowing for perturbation in the initial conditions which would cause elliptical orbits. While the solution can be computed by hand, adding bodies to the problem (3-body, 4-body,...n-body) makes the calculation arbitrarily more difficult. While solutions can be found, in reality they are considered chaotic systems because any perturbation in the initial conditions cause the error to increase rapidly over time until the solution is useless as a model for reality.

Back the the problem at hand, if the force of gravity between the Earth and the Sun were to suddenly shut off, and we can safely assume that other bodies would play an insignificant role in the subsequent motions of each, it would still be impossible for the two to collide. At any given time in the two body system, the unit vectors describing the motion of both bodies point in opposite directions. In other words, were gravity to shut off, the Sun and the earth would fly off in opposite directions, and not get closer to one another at any point.

tl;dr i'm a nerd faggot
#216 - milkgirl (03/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#114 - classiccolour ONLINE (03/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Man that bomb shelter must be made of bedrock or something.
Man that bomb shelter must be made of bedrock or something.
#193 - luckyshatter (03/04/2012) [-]
Someone had to say it...
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#144 - Womens Study Major (03/04/2012) [+] (5 replies)
the sun orbits the earth aswell, read the relativation theory.
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#382 - hopalongreborn (03/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#208 - allthesmalltits (03/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
So... much... reposts...
#347 - ninjabadger ONLINE (03/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Battlefield players stand outside and take it like bosses...
#142 - hasselaar (03/04/2012) [-]
MFW I see this 						****					 on facebook.
MFW I see this **** on facebook.
#370 - okilian (03/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
But... The diameter of the Sun is 1,392,000 km, while the equatorial diameter of the Earth is only 12,756 km...
But... The diameter of the Sun is 1,392,000 km, while the equatorial diameter of the Earth is only 12,756 km...
#71 - alphawerewolf (03/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Coppernicus came up with the heliocentric theory, not galileo.

User avatar #4 - contacta (03/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Sun crashing into the earth ?! show me one thing on earth that will not melt, explode, smashed etc.
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