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#3 - sevenfoldftw (03/03/2012) [-]
seriously could not agree with this more. Unfortunately, being good at things, being good looking and being a guy is all part of it. thumbs for you, sir.
#7 - mr skeltal (03/03/2012) [-]
Sarah, i love you, but i don't understand why you keep dating douchebags

you're too shy John, get out and play more, i like excitetment

BOOM that whole ******** passage summed up in two sentences
#4 - uberrr (03/03/2012) [-]
Well it kind of is true..for this type of woman.

If you´re a shy nerdy guy, look for a shy nerdy girl..dont expect a party queen to share your hobbies
#6 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (03/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #8 - biggoodwolf (03/09/2012) [-]
Thats how much that basement worm really loved her. The "sensitive" little posers are actually the most brutal and selfish of all. Birkenstock wearing trendy male feminists are the cruelest temper tantrum throwingest little monkeys I have ever known.

Girls love tough manly non-politically-correct hands on experienced rough guys like myself. Guys that can protect their eyes from punky little psychos. Try being real men boys.

Ahh yeah, its good to be king.
User avatar #2 - hurleyy (03/03/2012) [-]
not worth the read at all....
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