quit

I didn't go to college, and look at me....im kick ass !

would you tell picasso to sell his guitars?!

You're who now??

it might .. BUT DID YOU SEE THAT JETPACK WITH MINIGUNS

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE NIGGER THAT STOLE THE BAZOOKA

nigga you high?

not necessarily, but usually

I agree with you - nevermind the gif.
George Carlin dropped out of 9th grade, didnt care, smart kid, was on cocaine or something, joined hippie movement i think, realized who he is, and then he became a comedian philosopher. He seemed to do well before he died..

They also had legitimate reasons for dropping out like having a good occupation plan and they didn't drop out because "It was too hard"

Hey man, if you think its pointless, its your decision. Its your future, you can decide.

Did you just fuckin say that Chinese second graders are the equivalent of American tenth graders? Are you retarded?

Not even close

ok... Without an education system not tailored to modern society, Wich would you rather do... Sit on Funnyjunk and play Minecraft, or focus on boring stuff that does not gaurantee you a job.... Hard... Harder then your dick in OP's bedroom dude..

Please can you rephrase your comment, I don't really understand the first part. I don't mean that like an insult.

Look... America has an education system devoloped a hundered years ago... To make it so kids grew up with basic knowledge, no? It has stayed the same, into the era of technology... They throw a Smart Board in some schools and an Ipad in others, thinking it is "New" When its the same system with a twist... It does not go to any student as in individual, it treat them all as a whole, when some are better then others at different times, and ages... Some of us work better alone, some in small groups, and some the way things are, But it does not fit! We cannot focus on school when we can play Minecraft, or surf the web, or watch 100's of channels on TV, School fails at holding our attention, 30 years ago you where gauranteed a job in what you majored in... Now? You are not, witch brings into kids who see no point in school, Third world countries, a lot of them don't go to school, but when they do, They get an education focused on teaching them the way they learn best....

You should have said that instead of "They are Asian... And besides, look at what our students do here, they go home, say fuck school, and watch that piece of shit 'Jersey Shore' they don't care enough to go to school and study, so how much info can they possibly retain anyway...."

It makes you sound like an ass.

YEs... I fucked up...

Implying that all kids do that. Or even half. Or even a fourth. Or even a sixth.
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

All... Is wrong... Most, is more proper... Snooki is pregnant, HEADLINES! Nobody at my school can shut the fuck up about it, takes away 20 minutes of class discussion thinking about what "It" Should be named... I want an education, Public school does not provide me with one, yet if I pay for one... I am still not gauranteed a job...

Could you please start spelling "guaranteed" correctly? It's starting to get on my tits.

Sorry, I didn't grow up speaking English so punctuation is what I am good at....

You're not that good at punctuation. Cool it with the ellipses, bro

"Cool it with the ellipses, bro"

That would win quote of the year, my friend.

That's a horribly retarded lie for many reasons, some of which I will state here because I'm bored as fuck and you're a jackass for either a) Believing that sack of shit story or b) making such a horrible thought out story yourself.

1) Do you REALLY think that people get turned away from a job because of debt? Seriously? Almost all post-secondary graduates leave with some sort of debt over their head, ESPECIALLY doctorates because of the long period and cost of their schooling. Zero debt is not an requirement ANYWHERE, as far as I know.
2) Doctors/nurses are incredibly in demand. Ridiculously so. It's an incredibly skilled job that requires a massive commitment and if your homeless friend was so unlucky as to have applied in a location that was full despite completing his medical doctorate, etc. (as may have been the case) he could have EASILY applied elsewhere, even in another country where doctors are more in demand.
3) Seriously? Burn his PHD? Paper costs damn near nothing, and it's been proven that street begging, etc can be used to earn a massive income. Even if that weren't the case, there's still non-toxic garbage and other shit people throw out he can burn, like couches or whatever.
4) Being asian does not make you automatically smarter, nor does going to an school in an asian country. Despite the stereotypes many people use in jokes or for humour, the asians you speak of are just as rare there as that sort of genius is in any other country. To try to pass one of those stereotypes off as a fact is nothing less than asinine, especially one so easily fact checked. If that school shit was true, then the education system where ever you live is incredibly fucked up and I very much doubt that it would be to that degree.
5) Most countries have social welfare systems that could help support him and get him back on his feet, or at the very least independent charity organizations could help him.

TL;DR? Shut the fuck up.

Ur Gai Im done here

Why the fuck did he burn his phd though?

>Homeless
>Can't find paper despite it being fucking everywhere and being extremely cheap
>Decide to burn one of my most valuable possessions
>Seems Legit

While.. Lazyness may have something to do with it... And the fact he was pissed as well.... Oh, he just got arrested... It was funny....

If you have a fucking PHD, you are not going to end up on the streets. period. I don't care how bad the economy is, there is always a demand for the top tier of workers.

Telephone Operators? Some jobs cease to exist or are now in China, others, all the positions are filled, and who wants to hire a filthy homeless man....

PHD.

/discussion

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I dont think you get a PHD from med School, you get a MD

the funny part of that is, thats all bullshit

Hold on hold on... Let me go take logic elsewhere... Sorry guys...

Larry Ellison and Steve Jobs did not attended Harvard. They attended Univ of Chicago and Reed College, respectively. Then they dropped out.

No they used LSD, big difference

I laughed....now I feel bad

I miss that guy so fucking much. He was, and always will be, my favorite asshole (comedian.)

he has surpassed being a comedian. i qualify him as a philosopher. he also has many of the greatest quotes of all time. R.I.P. George

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

f it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

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keeping in mind that the majority of people in school thinking they are smart enough to succeed without it are complete and total morons and the rest are just average with the exception of the few who could succeed, i believe you may have just increased the number of homeless people. or the kids at my school are just idiots and I'm surrounded by too many to know the difference.

Not only that, but they also were financially able to quit school if they chose to, for the most part.

Yeah, exactly. I tried quitting school, but that aint working out for me. I'm going back next quarter!! At least until I figure out what I can make of this life.

Nice, man. Good luck.

thats what happens with your fucking degree in film history