When my friend isnt at school...

>Be 16
>Broke leg, must stay hme for three weeks
>Go back to school, discover best friend met my secret girlfriend
>Pretend to have met her just then

-Be 16
-Boyfriend broke leg, had to stay at home for three weeks
-Meet boyfriends best friend
-Discover he's got a crush on me
-Better friendzone that one
-Boyfriend is back
-Pretend to meet for the first time to minimize social awkwardness
-Had sex

> Be leg
> Get broken
> Take me to doctors, then put this weird thing on me
> Can hardly breathe
> Constantly covered in my own sweat
> Finally get thing taken off 3 weeks later
> Get to watch owner have sex
> Sweet view because I am leg.
> Feelsgoodman.jpg

No.

haha i literaly just turned 17 today

>be cast
>help heal this awesome guy
>were never apart for 3 weeks, its magical
>get used
>get cut open and thrown way
>alone again

sorry man :(

Really? I'm homeschooled aswell.

Same here.

every time i see something like this all i can think about is the police song "message in a bottle" when he talks about the hundred million bottles on the shore.

IT SEEMS THAT I'M NOT ALOOONE IN BEINALONE

I don't even need to say it.

Casting John C Reilly as Crepsley was their first mistake of many.

Favorite book series!

Have you read his new series about Mrs. Crepsley?
He was my favorite character :3

I finished the first one. It's really good so far. =]

I enjoyed the movie.

Cirque du Freak.

So much agreement! If they made the movie like the books, than it would be the greatest movie ever!

i don't think anyone has ever said that any movie was better than its book. So there's really no point in you pointing it out

its stupid the thing i find the most annoying in the film Mr crepsley says "It's" i think its book 7 where he explains he never says abbreviated words because his teacher didn't so he would have said it is... :@

Nice observation, I didn't realize that.

I agree with you 100%. I loved the Demonata.

I wanna see the mutated Juni does that make me a bad person?

Pretty normal

Naw, I want to too.

Those are two unrelated things.

i just started reading Dark Calling.

Its great, but Hell's Heroes in the best

ahh I'm reaching the series ending :D

Yea, it was so sad when I ended them. Darren Shan's book The Thin Executioner is great, if your more into fantasy.

my bro just started that series so im gonna try it out,

Not a series, it's a single book, like 600 pages.

fucker told me it was a series..

Nope, sorry.

well,looks like I'm gonna have to slap a filly.

...this thread restored my hope for people reading good books.
I'm loving it.

if you want read a good series gone was ok theres currently only 5 of them but there ok but i really liked the eragon cycle but in the long run anything is better then twilight
an epic series if the hunger games 3 books and they made a movie for it its coming out soon but do yourself a favor and read the books first otherwise your bs meter will be off the charts very rarely does a movie follow a book
also the sea of trolls is good but if you like magic or fantasy i would go with either the sea of trolls or eragon those are good but i liked the gone series it was put together well you dont have to be a genius to understand it and it has a good story

That series is good, but it is too well spoken of. It annoys me. The books are not my fancy

I ain't trollin.

i know i agree with you there is serious fanfags out there who speak of these books like there the new bible but these are just the best books i have read in awhile but i want to read some terrifying books any recommendations
(btw the pics are just randomly chosen for when i comment i dont look when i choose unless i want a specific pic so i know you werent)

A movie for the Demonata would be the most terrifying thing ever made. God I hope they do it.

Anyone read the thin executioner yet?
i got it, havent started it yet im in the middle of a different book.
is it good?

end of the last book sucked so bad tho. :( its like he returned to a nobody. :(

I don't know man, I suppose you could look at it that way. But I like to think that he'll get to have a regular life without any of the suffering or his friends dying y'know?

yeah but then everything he had to go through, somebody else will get the credit in a way. And I think the book wouldve extended to a 13th one where he actually became the lord of the shadows. But I have to give the author kudos by how cleverly he named the 12th book. Sons of Destiny. Would have never figured he ment des tiny.

Yea seriously. I really love Darren Shan. :D

:D

He'll have a normal life, but only in one timeline, in the end, he actually did suffer and sacrifice, but he won't get credit.

And that's depressing.

please save me from an hour of wondering what movie that was

Cirus du freake

mfw you told me

I was alpha as fuck in middle school, I loved dodgeball. The only time I didn't like it was when we played with those little leather covered pillows they call balls and I couldn't knock the shit out of other kids with solid rubber anymore.

i was (and still am) kind of an asshole

Oh, I know the ones you're talking about. Except in my school, they were just sponge.
Easily-ripped, cheap, balls of sponge. Couldn't be thrown for shit.

ya those are the ones I was talking about. I usually squeezed the air out of them first and then threw them. It didn't make that much of a difference though. The way to win when you're playing with those things is to not even try to throw and just catch the ones that float up into the air after someone on the other team throws it

I had a pretty weak throwing arm when I was younger, which made those impossible-to-throw balls even worse to handle.
Once I realized this, I said fuck it and gave it up. I just let it be the other teams problem.

I wish I had half the arm I had as a kid. I was an all-star baseball player. Now I'm a fatass college student that mostly plays racquetball and soccer. I joined an intramural flag football team my friend started and I felt like such a pussy trying to throw a football. That shit is damn near impossible

That text color.

it's because we had a gay orgy with 4chanambassador

Wish I was there.

I played tennis in high school. Was pretty good until my knee fucked up, and I was let go.
I haven't played on a team since.

lololol what is this from?

kind of looks like daniel tosh.....

Name's Laeffy, the most hardcore soldier out there.

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This is love.
and you dont

Had to balance the level of dubs in this thread. *blows fingergun*

I hate when movies rape the plot.

What pissed me off most is when he's in the coffin playing on his iphone. That bit's meant to be terrifying, not funny.

I watched the movie too. It was just as bad as Twillight.

Well... almost.