How to piss people off. . How to piss peeple off 1) Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 1? inch paper, 99 copies. 2) In the memo field of all piss annoy annoying ways
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How to piss people off

How to piss peeple off
1) Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra
dark, 1? inch paper, 99 copies.
2) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for
sexual favors."
3) Specify that your order is "
4) Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers
running in all weather "to keep them
tuned up."
ti) Reply to everything sameone says with "that' s
what you think."
6) Practice making fax and modem noises.
7) Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the
ink cartridge across the room.
8) Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people
are green, and insist to others that you "like it that
9) Staple pages in the middle of the page.
10) Publicly investigate just how slowly you can
make a creaking noise.
11) Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply
eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
12) Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping
on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done,
announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
13) Ask people what gender they are.
14) Shout random numbers while sameone is
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Submitted: 03/03/2012
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#5 - rottengrits **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#26 - acfb (03/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
<<<<<<<Question for OP
User avatar #16 - mcstorms (03/04/2012) [-]
I find so's ya face a better way to annoy people and variations of.

That girl is ugly "So's ya face."

The copier broke "Just like ya face."

That makes no sense "Sos ya face"
#33 - anonimoss (03/04/2012) [-]
Had to
#18 - ToxicDusk (03/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**ToxicDusk rolled a random image posted in comment #563 at Behind the Curtain... **

More like how to be annoying.
#9 - Chichiquilota (03/04/2012) [+] (7 replies)
#1 - wrapyourjesus (03/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If someone made a video of themselves going to McDonald's insisting on having the drive through order be a to-go order...i think i would love them!
User avatar #22 - mrgoodbunny (03/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I dont get the william tell one.
#2 - thatkidfor (03/03/2012) [-]
I rarely lol but I actually lol'd at some of these
#36 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
Fabes, Blates Oc.. BUT BARE THUMBZZZ!10101010101
User avatar #32 - mrskyler (03/04/2012) [-]
if someone tail gates me , i lightly press the brake .. so the lights come one but there is so significant drop in speed , then i lightly press in and out the clutch ...slowing down then catching speed again

suddenly no more tailgating

User avatar #30 - TITTYFISH (03/04/2012) [-]
Actually did the windshield wiper one, people would keep shouting that I had them on and I would be like "what????!!!" "party on????!!!" "YEAHHHH!!!" Many lulz were to be had
#21 - jjohnsonncc (03/04/2012) [-]
A lot of these sound like you are inconviencing yourself just to be an nusance to other people. And frankly, thats not even trolling at that point. It's just being an asshat just for the sake of being an asshat
User avatar #14 - badmonkey (03/04/2012) [-]
That's surely gonna piss people off.... that's what you think.
User avatar #10 - harrypottergirl (03/04/2012) [-]
i did the green thing when i was little my dad was pissed
#8 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
#4 - anonymous (03/03/2012) [-]
run up the mcDonalds drive-thru with three other friends turning an invisible steering wheel and make everyone say 'Chuca chuca chuca chuca, chuca chuca chuca chuca, CHOO CHOO!!'
User avatar #7 - the epic master (03/04/2012) [-]
**the epic master rolls 643,607,713**
User avatar #3 - youarenotpermitted (03/03/2012) [-]
Number 13... Sounds familiar...
#6 - sithraikado (03/04/2012) [-]
taken from a website, but FJ is a good place to put it i guess
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