How to piss peeple off
1) Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra
dark, 1? inch paper, 99 copies.
2) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for
3) Specify that your order is "
4) Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers
running in all weather "to keep them
ti) Reply to everything sameone says with "that' s
what you think."
6) Practice making fax and modem noises.
7) Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the
ink cartridge across the room.
8) Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people
are green, and insist to others that you "like it that
9) Staple pages in the middle of the page.
10) Publicly investigate just how slowly you can
make a creaking noise.
11) Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply
eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
12) Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping
on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done,
announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
13) Ask people what gender they are.
14) Shout random numbers while sameone is