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Pointless Superpowers Part 2!

I'd actually like to have some of these!

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Pointless Super Powers Part
The power to mentally control houseflies.
The power of immunity to paper cuts.
The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.
The power to defecate active grenades.
The power to speak in hieroglyphs.
The power to turn diamonds into coal.
The power to see into the past exactly ene
second.
The power to transport to a parallel world
that is identical to your current world.
The power to turn e'en/ thing you touch
into either a WACKY INFLATABLE
ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN or a piece of
CRUDELY PAINTED
PLYWOOD PUTSOUT FOLK ART!
The power to hold in a fart hut
subsequently burp it out with twice the
force.
Some of these might actually cemo in handy...
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#34 - Powerfox (03/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Mentally control houseflies - Amass an army of the flies, and use them to drive people to insanity and take control of any institution you'd like.   
   
Immunity to paper cuts - That's just awesome.   
   
Emit a smell like vanilla - Could be used to attract a mate, clear up the room after a massive fart, etc.   
   
Defecate active grenades: In a war, fly over any country you don't like and just start poppin' em out for a free bombing run. Or you could poop in people's backyards and then book it.   
   
Speak in hieroglyphs - Once time machines are invented, travel back to ancient Egypt and speak to them. They will view you as a god who has discovered the spoken version of their written language and worship you. Free pyramids and cats 4 lyf   
   
Turn diamonds into coal - Find a single diamond, turn all other diamonds in the world to coal. You know own the only diamond in the world. Sell it for infinite moneys.   
   
See into the past exactly one second - Now you can finally open the refrigerator door and watch the light as it comes on.   
   
Transport to a parallel, identical world - Enjoy all the fun of committing terrible, heinous crimes in this world, and once you get bored or caught, go to a different world in which you are innocent.   
   
Turn everything you touch into ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN - Turn all of your worthless possessions (pennies, dust under the couch, empty soda cans) into tube men. Once you have enough, weave them together and construct your very own bouncy castle!   
   
Hold in a fart for double the burp - Eat tacos, enter belching contest, win money, buy more tacos.   
   
I DEMAND MOAR
Mentally control houseflies - Amass an army of the flies, and use them to drive people to insanity and take control of any institution you'd like.

Immunity to paper cuts - That's just awesome.

Emit a smell like vanilla - Could be used to attract a mate, clear up the room after a massive fart, etc.

Defecate active grenades: In a war, fly over any country you don't like and just start poppin' em out for a free bombing run. Or you could poop in people's backyards and then book it.

Speak in hieroglyphs - Once time machines are invented, travel back to ancient Egypt and speak to them. They will view you as a god who has discovered the spoken version of their written language and worship you. Free pyramids and cats 4 lyf

Turn diamonds into coal - Find a single diamond, turn all other diamonds in the world to coal. You know own the only diamond in the world. Sell it for infinite moneys.

See into the past exactly one second - Now you can finally open the refrigerator door and watch the light as it comes on.

Transport to a parallel, identical world - Enjoy all the fun of committing terrible, heinous crimes in this world, and once you get bored or caught, go to a different world in which you are innocent.

Turn everything you touch into ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN - Turn all of your worthless possessions (pennies, dust under the couch, empty soda cans) into tube men. Once you have enough, weave them together and construct your very own bouncy castle!

Hold in a fart for double the burp - Eat tacos, enter belching contest, win money, buy more tacos.

I DEMAND MOAR
#4 - faithrider (03/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i would love to be able to mentally control houseflies. those mfs drive me crazy. i could then use them to annoy the **** out of other people and i could amass a housefly army and RUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLE THE ENTIRE TRISTATE AREA!
User avatar #432 - HaymitchAbernathy (03/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Eat **** tons of beans
>Train yourself to hold in world record breaking farts
>burp them out twice as powerful
>house explose from force
>???
>Profit
#436 to #432 - triggathepirate (03/04/2012) [-]
I'll just leave this here
#443 - Ricogator (03/04/2012) [-]
For a second I thought the third one said "vagina"...
#429 - cracnigger (03/04/2012) [-]
The power to Hear no matter how dark it is..
#426 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/04/2012) [-]
>go to parallel universe
> **** every girl in sight
>go back
>???
>profit.
#16 - dingojohn (03/03/2012) [+] (13 replies)
This could come in handy !

Commit crimes and all that cool stuff in one world, escape to other world where you aren't a wanted man.
User avatar #251 - sircommentator (03/04/2012) [-]
> Turn pennies into tubemen
> Sell Tubemen
> Profit?
User avatar #444 - MaxFabian (03/04/2012) [-]
The ability to eat only ONE lays potato chip
User avatar #287 - theeffisthis (03/04/2012) [-]
The power to be immune to paper cuts. Is. Not. Pointless.
#246 - frizb (03/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
A lot of these powers are awesome!

1. Control an army of houseflies to crush your enemies (like Gaara's sand).
2. Forever no paper cuts!
3. Forever no bad smell!
4. Do I really need to explain this one? You ******* **** GRENADES! I would like to see society try to imprison you.
5. Enjoy your job as an archaeologist.
6. This one was challenging, but bear with me. You could travel the world doing diamond heists. Just steal diamonds left and right, anywhere you see them. Then, when you get home, turn it all in to coal. There is no evidence to tie you to the robberies. Then, create your own business selling coal. Infinite money!
7. Girl flashes her tits, you get an extra glance. Awww yeah!
8. This one isn't very specific, but you could do WHATEVER THE **** YOU WANT without consequence. **** **** up, teleport to parallel world. Either that, or you could kill all your alternate selves to become stronger.
9. This power is HILARIOUS. Turn your enemies houses (or even your enemies) into wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men. Lel.
10. Burping is infinitely less humiliating than farts. Also, save up pressure from all your farts to FUS RO DAH!

I'm done here.
User avatar #65 - burritosupreme (03/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Dude, no. ALL of these powers have amazing potential
- Mentally Control the flies to become an organic spycam.
- Immunity to Paper cuts is self-explanitory
- Scent of Vanilla = Forgot Deoderant? No Problem
- ******** Grenades = **** hits the fan in WW3
- Umm... Teach others Hierolanguage, Ultimate secret code Trolling Inside jokes!
- Stuck in the wilderness atop a frozen peak? Let there be Coal!
- When your mind doesn't remember anything from 1 second ago, Use 1SecondVision!
- Test run in other universe, come back, and perform for real!
- **** with your friends, family, and teachers! **** Logic!
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#422 - rajapraja (03/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Turning People into wacky inflatable arm tube men?

hmm.....
#416 - lemonhed (03/04/2012) [-]
Finely a reason to use this
#198 - dreamcast (03/04/2012) [-]
id actually love to defecate live grenades. then when i tell my friends im going to go blow up their bathroom i wont be kidding.
User avatar #29 - chucklesTC (03/03/2012) [-]
STEP 1. GOT TO OTHER WORLD

STEP 2. ROB OTHER WORLD

STEP 3. ???

STEP 4. PROFIT
User avatar #298 - dankilitious (03/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the power to pull farts out of anyone (think of it..you hit on a girl, she embarasses you, and you pull out a fart from her.)
#215 - hopalongreborn (03/04/2012) [-]
Parallel Universe- Go to parallel universe, ask out girl you like. She says yes- go back to your universe, repeat for instant sexy time. She says no- find out why she said no, apply these changes to yourself, then ask her out, or move on being able to preserve the friendship you already have. Repeat process until you become respected pimp.
#81 - tonytails (03/03/2012) [-]
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WHAT?
I WOULD KILL TO BE IMMUNE TO PAPER CUTS!
THOSE ******* HURT!!
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