Really? Im the one that has to say it? Everyone else is praising him for this? *sigh* ok, but im prepping for a sea of red here...

You are the biggest asshole ive seen on this website in a while now. Im not talking about trolls, who are assholes, know it, and use it to annoy others, but youre such an asshole and you dont even know it. You pretty much wasted all that effort of taking her on a date and getting her to like you and then making her feel like shit because she put you in the fucking friend zone? you are an unbelievable bitch. Just because you talk to her doesnt mean she has to like you. If she doesnt, tough shit. But if you felt bad when she turned you down, imagine how she felt. And i doubt she would have said "Go fuck yourself", especially if she wanted to be friends. It isnt cool to just mutilate a womans heart, despite what the 12 year olds on this site may have told you. And this was all made worse by posting her picture. I wouldnt be surprised if this gets turned into content, and she is tormented over the internet for something that she should be allowed to do. Honestly, if this is the way you treat people, i dont blame her for turning you down. See, you think that if you are super nice and buy her shit, she will have to sleep with you. fuck off, youre no better than the douchebags who openly trick women. And if you keep this attitude up, you will die forever alone. Guaranteed.

and to everyone else, dont thumb him up, hes not a fucking hero. Hes a soulless prick whos just mad cause he got rejected. If youre not happy cause your in the friend zone, fucking do something about it. make your intentions known, tell her you you want to date. and yes, i am fucking mad, and yes, this is too long, but fuck it, because i am sick and tired of people on this website bitching constantly about being in the friendzone and i despise anyone who thinks this kid is legendary. Ill bet anything that he has not gotten a girl since cause people think hes an ass.

/rant

I was gonna post this gif just for giggles, but thought that would be kinda messed up, so, here is a response

I left out quite alot of details in this story. some more important than others. she wasn't just some chick that I liked, I really really had feelings for this chick. And I didn't just buy her stuff so she could sleep with me bro...frankly im insulted by that, I spent 200 dollars on a dolphin necklace from indianapolis while on vacation (she fucking loves dolphins) and like a week later she posts a picture of her on facebook, kissing her fucking boyfriend, with the necklace in plain sight. That really hurt. Like big time. And this lasted for a year. I could just go on and on about the shit she did.

and when I took her out and told her how I felt, I wasn't just rejected, it wasn't just a simple "no, lets just be friends" it was a straight up "Derp, I don't feel the same about you. You keep asking me over and over, and its annoying me. can't you see i've already found the one for me"

She sais that, which pretty much breaks me, than 2 weeks later, dumps the oh so special guy like nothing. So if getting revenge for that and much more makes me an asshole

than your damn fucking right im an asshole.

weve all had feelings for chicks. and if you spend 200 bucks on someone who isnt even your gf, thats stupid. and honestly, its creepy. If she had a boy friend, why would you bother to do that? shes gonna think "my friend gave me a necklace" not "oh i should totes date derp now". And if she liked the necklace, shes gonna wear it, right? i get it: you got hardcore friend zoned. but if shes not interested, let her go. letting it live on for a year its just unhealthy, and you unleashed all that bottled up hatred in a horrible, unhealthy way. Honestly, after she turned you down, blow her off. if you dont want to be friends with her, dont. she will get the idea. besides, like you said, she had a boyfriend. so did you really expect a disney ending where she dumps the douche and enters the arms of the friendly hero? lifes not that easy.

oh, and you didnt mention why you thought it was ok to post her picture. and why waste all that money buying her shit and taking her to carnivals when you could have just blew her off the week before? and now the girl dumped the guy? in the original, it was the other way around.

and i will say i do have some sympathy for your story. i think we can all relate to being in the friend zone. i just wish you would have not been a dick to her.

You have many valid points. and I agree with all of them.

I guess it was just the heat of the moment really, I mean when I found out she dumped the guy after telling me he was all super amazing and shit. I was enraged. and couldn't find a way to supress it. so I did what I did and moved on. kinda.

I am now scumbag steve. fuck.

but its all over now. i've moved on and im sure she has to.

ok im no longer angry.

just curious, what happened to the girl? i promise not to say any shit

honestly. its been a year and I haven't seen her sinse that day. but her friends wouldn't leave me alone, started spreading rumors that i got this girl pregnant or some shit?

bitches be trippin.

figures... you know i like most girls, but when they get in groups all hell breaks loose

story of my life.

no hate but when taco bell is involved it might not be the best weekend

of course the only one complaining is anon.

Nicely done. If you had accepted, chances are you would have been used to get jewelry, presents, etc from.

indeed.

I made an account just to favor this post.
LEGEND!

and then they became fuck buddies

Im Proud of yehhh man!!!u would have great sex if u said yeshh....

dont remind me..

Now THIS mother fucker right HERE...! THIS mother fucker right HERE deserves a medal!!

It's Persona 4. There's a game that this anime's based off of. Go play it, it's UH-MAAAY-ZING!!!

The picture in comment #223, that's what you are for knowing a great mostly unknown Anime/RPG

Shit, I'm playin' it right NOW, actually! XD

Where are you in game?

I'm in Mitsuo's castle, powerleveling just before the boss fight.

Good, good, fucking asswipe killed me too much times

And when the girl you liked asks you out, you're finally out of the friendzone.. but you ruin it. How is that a good thing?

Pretty much what craazhy said

I left out quite alot of details in the story, to sum it up, I gave up alot, wasted so much time, and she just ignored me for some guy that didn't even give a shit about her. so I returned the favor by showing her what she could've had.

I took her out somewhere, just as friends, and attempted to become more than just friends

which is where I failed

Tell them they mean something to you. that yea, you both have plenty of friends, but you want him/her to be more than just your average friend, you want to mean something to them just like they mean something to you.

but your a girl, so, it shouldn't be that hard at all. just be straight up. "Hey, I like you" and boom. your done. whether they feel the same is up to them.

Because we want them to understand the outstanding pain they inflicted on us. If it sounds shallow, its because it is.

"The outstanding pain they inflicted on us"? If you're friend-zoned, get the fuck over it and move on with your life. I've been friend-zoned a few times, and I really do understand that it sucks, but it's not the end of the world. I really don't understand why you would have to get back at them. If you're going to throw a fit every time someone doesn't return your feelings, you're going to live a very sad and petty life. People can't help who they like and who they are attracted too. That's something the cry-babies of funnyjunk need to understand.

However, I can empathize with this if the person is leading you on and then friend-zones you. Both times I have been friend-zoned I have been horribly lead on, to the point where I was almost positive that the feelings were mutual (I'm never that confident). It turned out otherwise and it really sucked, but I got the fuck over it.

tl;dr, get the fuck over it. You can't throw a fit every time your crush doesn't like you back.

You can't extrapolate from my comment that I overreact when I'm friendzoned. Believe me I don't. And what OP did wasn't an overreaction, he just made a decision based on an opportunity that came to him

I agree with everything you just said.

Well, it's hard for some people to understand why a girl wants to be in a relationship with someone who clearly thinks of her as an expendable object, as I'm sure you've witnessed at least once before. Compassionate people can't compute that women are often actually attracted to cold-hearted masculinity based merely on their primal instincts.

I've been friendzoned before by girls with great boyfriends that treated them like they deserved, and I was happy for them and it was never an issue. So it's not as if our imaginations turn them into assholes.

His frustration was just brought to a breaking point before she decided to ask, and there was no going back.

*that's

But you have to remember, if a nice guy has a bitch of a girlfriend and then they break-up, then you take them everywhere just like the guy in the story, and they develop feelings for you, ou have to decline him because you want to teach him a lesson

That is true. I wasn't necessarily thinking of it as a gender thing, I was looking at it as a that-specific-chick-getting-it-back-to-her.

But, you're completely justified in reacting that way, regardless, because there is indeed an unfair stereotype that only men are friendzoned.

omg-this-is-the-best-shit-ive-ever-heard file dump

What about the 'To the FrontPage' gifs?

No one is out of your league.
That's bullshit.

That's like saying people have a determined value, and that such value has to be either equal or greater for someone to date another person.
That's the most stupid rationalization ever.

Girls may be hard to attract, yes, but that's that... If you get a girl to pay attention to you, and date you, it doesn't mean she was on your league, it just means she liked you as well.

Girls who go all like "I'm way out of your league" are objectifying themselves.

Yeah, useless rant... I'm ready for the Red Thumbs.

TL:DR Version: No one's out of your league my friend, it's all about effort, intelligence, and finding someone who values you.

Pic Eternally related to everything.

i hate that picture. i always feel fucked up for laughing.

Your logic. I approve of it, but you forgot one crucial fact my friend

bitches be trippin.

Who needs Bitches when you can get fucking Gamer Girlfriends.

If only the chicks at my school loved ocarina of time as much as I do.

then the world would be perfect....

green thumb from me man, not useless... i quite enjoyed it, moderately quanitfying cuntitude. thank you kind sir, you get a gif.

Here's my favorite book for you sir.

Enjoy it, you seem like an avid reader.