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#128 - pleasewelcomejc (03/03/2012) [-]
> Be in 8th grade
> I like this chick thats pretty much out of everyones leauge
> Ask her out once, failed attempt
> I now ask her out like once every week as a joke
> I buy her a necklace and take her out, super serious time
> Tell her I really like her, and I want nothing more than be with her
> rejected.jpg
> She sais she has a boyfriend, but we can best friends
> Realize im in the friend zone
> Feelsbadman.jpg
> Her douchebag boyfriend finally dumps her 2 weeks later
> Revenge mode activated
> Give her the best weekend of her life
> Taco bell/ Movies/ Carnival
> See her at school monday
> Sais she's developed feelings for me
> Ask's me out
> I Look her dead in the face and say
> "Go fuck yourself"
> Walk away, not a single fuck given.

I hope you enjoyed my story FJ, I certaintly enjoyed telling it

pic related, its her.
#319 to #128 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
i believe you wrote something about her already, like a week ago or so.
#316 to #128 - qazaibomb (03/04/2012) [-]
Really? Im the one that has to say it? Everyone else is praising him for this? *sigh* ok, but im prepping for a sea of red here...

You are the biggest asshole ive seen on this website in a while now. Im not talking about trolls, who are assholes, know it, and use it to annoy others, but youre such an asshole and you dont even know it. You pretty much wasted all that effort of taking her on a date and getting her to like you and then making her feel like shit because she put you in the fucking friend zone? you are an unbelievable bitch. Just because you talk to her doesnt mean she has to like you. If she doesnt, tough shit. But if you felt bad when she turned you down, imagine how she felt. And i doubt she would have said "Go fuck yourself", especially if she wanted to be friends. It isnt cool to just mutilate a womans heart, despite what the 12 year olds on this site may have told you. And this was all made worse by posting her picture. I wouldnt be surprised if this gets turned into content, and she is tormented over the internet for something that she should be allowed to do. Honestly, if this is the way you treat people, i dont blame her for turning you down. See, you think that if you are super nice and buy her shit, she will have to sleep with you. fuck off, youre no better than the douchebags who openly trick women. And if you keep this attitude up, you will die forever alone. Guaranteed.

and to everyone else, dont thumb him up, hes not a fucking hero. Hes a soulless prick whos just mad cause he got rejected. If youre not happy cause your in the friend zone, fucking do something about it. make your intentions known, tell her you you want to date. and yes, i am fucking mad, and yes, this is too long, but fuck it, because i am sick and tired of people on this website bitching constantly about being in the friendzone and i despise anyone who thinks this kid is legendary. Ill bet anything that he has not gotten a girl since cause people think hes an ass.

/rant
#317 to #316 - pleasewelcomejc (03/04/2012) [-]
I was gonna post this gif just for giggles, but thought that would be kinda messed up, so, here is a response   
   
I left out quite alot of details in this story. some more important than others. she wasn't just some chick that I liked, I really really had feelings for this chick. And I didn't just buy her stuff so she could sleep with me bro...frankly im insulted by that, I spent 200 dollars on a dolphin necklace from indianapolis while on vacation (she fucking loves dolphins) and like a week later she posts a picture of her on facebook, kissing her fucking boyfriend, with the necklace in plain sight. That really hurt. Like big time. And this lasted for a year. I could just go on and on about the shit she did.    
   
and when I took her out and told her how I felt, I wasn't just rejected, it wasn't just a simple "no, lets just be friends" it was a straight up "Derp, I don't feel the same about you. You keep asking me over and over, and its annoying me. can't you see i've already found the one for me"   
   
She sais that, which pretty much breaks me, than 2 weeks later, dumps the oh so special guy like nothing. So if getting revenge for that and much more makes me an asshole   
   
than your damn fucking right im an asshole.
I was gonna post this gif just for giggles, but thought that would be kinda messed up, so, here is a response

I left out quite alot of details in this story. some more important than others. she wasn't just some chick that I liked, I really really had feelings for this chick. And I didn't just buy her stuff so she could sleep with me bro...frankly im insulted by that, I spent 200 dollars on a dolphin necklace from indianapolis while on vacation (she fucking loves dolphins) and like a week later she posts a picture of her on facebook, kissing her fucking boyfriend, with the necklace in plain sight. That really hurt. Like big time. And this lasted for a year. I could just go on and on about the shit she did.

and when I took her out and told her how I felt, I wasn't just rejected, it wasn't just a simple "no, lets just be friends" it was a straight up "Derp, I don't feel the same about you. You keep asking me over and over, and its annoying me. can't you see i've already found the one for me"

She sais that, which pretty much breaks me, than 2 weeks later, dumps the oh so special guy like nothing. So if getting revenge for that and much more makes me an asshole

than your damn fucking right im an asshole.
#320 to #317 - qazaibomb (03/04/2012) [-]
weve all had feelings for chicks. and if you spend 200 bucks on someone who isnt even your gf, thats stupid. and honestly, its creepy. If she had a boy friend, why would you bother to do that? shes gonna think "my friend gave me a necklace" not "oh i should totes date derp now". And if she liked the necklace, shes gonna wear it, right? i get it: you got hardcore friend zoned. but if shes not interested, let her go. letting it live on for a year its just unhealthy, and you unleashed all that bottled up hatred in a horrible, unhealthy way. Honestly, after she turned you down, blow her off. if you dont want to be friends with her, dont. she will get the idea. besides, like you said, she had a boyfriend. so did you really expect a disney ending where she dumps the douche and enters the arms of the friendly hero? lifes not that easy.

oh, and you didnt mention why you thought it was ok to post her picture. and why waste all that money buying her shit and taking her to carnivals when you could have just blew her off the week before? and now the girl dumped the guy? in the original, it was the other way around.

and i will say i do have some sympathy for your story. i think we can all relate to being in the friend zone. i just wish you would have not been a dick to her.
User avatar #321 to #320 - pleasewelcomejc (03/04/2012) [-]
You have many valid points. and I agree with all of them.

I guess it was just the heat of the moment really, I mean when I found out she dumped the guy after telling me he was all super amazing and shit. I was enraged. and couldn't find a way to supress it. so I did what I did and moved on. kinda.

I am now scumbag steve. fuck.

but its all over now. i've moved on and im sure she has to.
User avatar #322 to #321 - qazaibomb (03/04/2012) [-]
ok im no longer angry.

just curious, what happened to the girl? i promise not to say any shit
#323 to #322 - pleasewelcomejc (03/04/2012) [-]
honestly. its been a year and I haven't seen her sinse that day. but her friends wouldn't leave me alone, started spreading rumors that i got this girl pregnant or some shit?

bitches be trippin.
User avatar #324 to #323 - qazaibomb (03/04/2012) [-]
figures... you know i like most girls, but when they get in groups all hell breaks loose
#325 to #324 - pleasewelcomejc (03/04/2012) [-]
story of my life.
#311 to #128 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
who the fuck cares.... you were only in middle school then. you were just a little kid
#270 to #128 - huntinguy (03/04/2012) [-]
no hate but when taco bell is involved it might not be the best weekend
#253 to #128 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
You are a waste of space if that's what you spend your time doing. So what if her boyfriend was a douche bag if it made her happy and she was actually good enough not to be a bitch and cheat then there's no point in being a complete ass to her just because she wanted to be faithful to her relationship and not go out with you. Way to go scumbag.
User avatar #257 to #253 - pleasewelcomejc (03/04/2012) [-]
of course the only one complaining is anon.
#223 to #128 - durkadurka ONLINE (03/04/2012) [-]
Nicely done. If you had accepted, chances are you would have been used to get jewelry, presents, etc from.
User avatar #227 to #223 - pleasewelcomejc (03/04/2012) [-]
indeed.
User avatar #206 to #128 - maximillianv (03/04/2012) [-]
I made an account just to favor this post.
LEGEND!
#205 to #128 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
Part of my soul just committed suicide after reading that
Part of my soul just committed suicide after reading that
#230 to #205 - coastalhobo (03/04/2012) [-]
and then they became fuck buddies

+3
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#209 to #204 - pleasewelcomejc (03/04/2012) [-]
dont remind me..
#187 to #128 - greenthegunstar (03/04/2012) [-]
Now THIS mother fucker right HERE...! THIS mother fucker right HERE deserves a medal!!
Now THIS mother fucker right HERE...! THIS mother fucker right HERE deserves a medal!!
#220 to #187 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
what anime is this?
User avatar #224 to #220 - greenthegunstar (03/04/2012) [-]
It's Persona 4. There's a game that this anime's based off of. Go play it, it's UH-MAAAY-ZING!!!
User avatar #299 to #224 - killerliquid (03/04/2012) [-]
The picture in comment #223, that's what you are for knowing a great mostly unknown Anime/RPG
User avatar #328 to #299 - greenthegunstar (03/04/2012) [-]
Shit, I'm playin' it right NOW, actually! XD
User avatar #329 to #328 - killerliquid (03/04/2012) [-]
Where are you in game?
User avatar #330 to #329 - greenthegunstar (03/04/2012) [-]
I'm in Mitsuo's castle, powerleveling just before the boss fight.
User avatar #331 to #330 - killerliquid (03/04/2012) [-]
Good, good, fucking asswipe killed me too much times
User avatar #178 to #128 - orrisic (03/04/2012) [-]
And when the girl you liked asks you out, you're finally out of the friendzone.. but you ruin it. How is that a good thing?
User avatar #191 to #178 - pleasewelcomejc (03/04/2012) [-]
Pretty much what craazhy said

I left out quite alot of details in the story, to sum it up, I gave up alot, wasted so much time, and she just ignored me for some guy that didn't even give a shit about her. so I returned the favor by showing her what she could've had.
User avatar #211 to #191 - orrisic (03/04/2012) [-]
Oh, also, what's the different between asking her out, and just going out together? Because... thats what you did. Go out with her.. but you failed at.. going out with her before?
User avatar #213 to #211 - pleasewelcomejc (03/04/2012) [-]
I took her out somewhere, just as friends, and attempted to become more than just friends

which is where I failed
User avatar #216 to #213 - orrisic (03/04/2012) [-]
It's odd, because in the friend zone.. How do you even ask "Wanna go out".. when you do go out already as friends. How do you indicate to him/her that you wanna go out in that way, rather then a friendship way.
As a girl, I can't ask people out at all :/
User avatar #225 to #216 - pleasewelcomejc (03/04/2012) [-]
Tell them they mean something to you. that yea, you both have plenty of friends, but you want him/her to be more than just your average friend, you want to mean something to them just like they mean something to you.

but your a girl, so, it shouldn't be that hard at all. just be straight up. "Hey, I like you" and boom. your done. whether they feel the same is up to them.
User avatar #181 to #178 - craazhy (03/04/2012) [-]
Because we want them to understand the outstanding pain they inflicted on us. If it sounds shallow, its because it is.
User avatar #300 to #181 - gaynigger (03/04/2012) [-]
"The outstanding pain they inflicted on us"? If you're friend-zoned, get the fuck over it and move on with your life. I've been friend-zoned a few times, and I really do understand that it sucks, but it's not the end of the world. I really don't understand why you would have to get back at them. If you're going to throw a fit every time someone doesn't return your feelings, you're going to live a very sad and petty life. People can't help who they like and who they are attracted too. That's something the cry-babies of funnyjunk need to understand.

However, I can empathize with this if the person is leading you on and then friend-zones you. Both times I have been friend-zoned I have been horribly lead on, to the point where I was almost positive that the feelings were mutual (I'm never that confident). It turned out otherwise and it really sucked, but I got the fuck over it.

tl;dr, get the fuck over it. You can't throw a fit every time your crush doesn't like you back.
User avatar #304 to #300 - craazhy (03/04/2012) [-]
You can't extrapolate from my comment that I overreact when I'm friendzoned. Believe me I don't. And what OP did wasn't an overreaction, he just made a decision based on an opportunity that came to him

I agree with everything you just said.
User avatar #307 to #304 - gaynigger (03/04/2012) [-]
Haha that'd good.

Sorry about that, I just don't really agree with OPs choice of actions. If he didn't want her anymore, ok, but to be that big of a dick to her? She had a boyfriend already and she just didn't like him at the time. No one can control that. Her feelings changed over time and that happens sometimes. OP was just being a whiney, spiteful bitch. But that's just my opinion lol
User avatar #309 to #307 - craazhy (03/04/2012) [-]
Well, it's hard for some people to understand why a girl wants to be in a relationship with someone who clearly thinks of her as an expendable object, as I'm sure you've witnessed at least once before. Compassionate people can't compute that women are often actually attracted to cold-hearted masculinity based merely on their primal instincts.

I've been friendzoned before by girls with great boyfriends that treated them like they deserved, and I was happy for them and it was never an issue. So it's not as if our imaginations turn them into assholes.

His frustration was just brought to a breaking point before she decided to ask, and there was no going back.
User avatar #308 to #307 - gaynigger (03/04/2012) [-]
*that's
#255 to #181 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
Female here, I get put in the friend zone all the fucking time. Fuck you guys that don't understand that it goes both ways and the guys I do ask out are people I didn't friend zone first. Fuck you guys.
User avatar #305 to #255 - killerliquid (03/04/2012) [-]
But you have to remember, if a nice guy has a bitch of a girlfriend and then they break-up, then you take them everywhere just like the guy in the story, and they develop feelings for you, ou have to decline him because you want to teach him a lesson
User avatar #260 to #255 - craazhy (03/04/2012) [-]
That is true. I wasn't necessarily thinking of it as a gender thing, I was looking at it as a that-specific-chick-getting-it-back-to-her.

But, you're completely justified in reacting that way, regardless, because there is indeed an unfair stereotype that only men are friendzoned.
#144 to #128 - craazhy (03/03/2012) [-]
omg-this-is-the-best-shit-ive-ever-heard file dump
omg-this-is-the-best-shit-ive-ever-heard file dump
#145 to #144 - craazhy (03/03/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#146 to #145 - craazhy (03/03/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#148 to #146 - craazhy (03/03/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #265 to #183 - killerliquid (03/04/2012) [-]
What about the 'To the FrontPage' gifs?
#142 to #128 - bluelightbebop (03/03/2012) [-]
No one is out of your league.
That's bullshit.

That's like saying people have a determined value, and that such value has to be either equal or greater for someone to date another person.
That's the most stupid rationalization ever.

Girls may be hard to attract, yes, but that's that... If you get a girl to pay attention to you, and date you, it doesn't mean she was on your league, it just means she liked you as well.

Girls who go all like "I'm way out of your league" are objectifying themselves.

Yeah, useless rant... I'm ready for the Red Thumbs.

TL:DR Version: No one's out of your league my friend, it's all about effort, intelligence, and finding someone who values you.

Pic Eternally related to everything.
#298 to #142 - sothenisaid (03/04/2012) [-]
i hate that picture. i always feel fucked up for laughing.
#151 to #142 - pleasewelcomejc (03/03/2012) [-]
Your logic. I approve of it, but you forgot one crucial fact my friend

bitches be trippin.
#160 to #151 - bluelightbebop (03/04/2012) [-]
Who needs Bitches when you can get fucking Gamer Girlfriends.
#164 to #160 - pleasewelcomejc (03/04/2012) [-]
If only the chicks at my school loved ocarina of time as much as I do.
#258 to #164 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
I'm in college and all of the guys I want to date seem to have come from the same planet bitches come from.
User avatar #185 to #164 - legendofzeldafreak (03/04/2012) [-]
then the world would be perfect....
#150 to #142 - taxation ONLINE (03/03/2012) [-]
green thumb from me man, not useless... i quite enjoyed it, moderately quanitfying cuntitude. thank you kind sir, you get a gif.
green thumb from me man, not useless... i quite enjoyed it, moderately quanitfying cuntitude. thank you kind sir, you get a gif.
#163 to #150 - bluelightbebop (03/04/2012) [-]
Here's my favorite book for you sir.

Enjoy it, you seem like an avid reader.
#169 to #163 - taxation ONLINE (03/04/2012) [-]
quite so, monsignore. my many thanks, a pleasurable read i am sure
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