Supermarket. . E bag far these? , NO I' LL THEM UP MY ASS. you OP, some people dont want bags for a small amount of items
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Supermarket

E bag far these? ,
NO I' LL THEM UP MY ASS
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#3 - gammagammalover (03/03/2012) [-]
**** you OP, some people dont want bags for a small amount of items
#10 - salai ONLINE (03/03/2012) [-]
#4 - Ilubeitup ONLINE (03/03/2012) [-]
Yeah that's stupid of her to ask you OP. She should have known that you planned to do that anyway.
#19 - madkable (03/03/2012) [-]
Shoves groceries up his ass



Helps save the planet from global warming.
#35 - auesis (03/04/2012) [-]
If someone did this to me while I was still a cashier, I'd go with it and not give you a 						*******					 bag. It's their JOB to ask every single customer this stuff as procedure, or they get fired.
If someone did this to me while I was still a cashier, I'd go with it and not give you a ******* bag. It's their JOB to ask every single customer this stuff as procedure, or they get fired.
#67 - coffeelolship (03/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#43 - charetarded (03/04/2012) [-]
OP is a fag who doesn't know about people who have their own bags.
#49 - schlecht (03/04/2012) [-]
Well, if you say so.
#29 - chraze (03/03/2012) [-]
OP, I know you like things up your ass, but please, not in a public area.
#15 - iamphoenix (03/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
YES! I finally get to use this reaction pic.
#6 - vivial (03/03/2012) [-]
Gee OP I know you like shoving things going up your ass, but you have to control yourself.
User avatar #57 - Apex (03/04/2012) [-]
Customer comes up with 3 items, all of them are Candy Bars.
Put items through, but keep them out. 3 Candy Bars that fit in your pockets, surely they don't need a bag, right?
Customer: Can I get a bag with them?
Me: Uhh, sure! *gets smallest bag we have*
Customer: Uhh, you got anything smaller?
Me without thinking: Yes, but Rarity hasn't finished making them yet.
Customer: Oh ok, I'll just have that bag then.

Another:
Customer comes through with a Deep Fryer. Largest bags will only fit a Quilt Set, if that.
Customer: Could I get a bag with that?
Me: Sorry, the Deep Fryer won't fit in the bag.
Customer: I'm the Customer, I know more than you do! Now put it in a bag!
Me without thinking, again: You may the customer, but you are hardly ever right. And I'm pretty sure that ring you're wearing is fake. Guess your partner doesn't love you afterall.

Needless to say, the customer tried to assault me ^_^

And to all those who have read my 'Day At Work' comic, you should know by now that this happens to me way too often..
#47 - ewr ONLINE (03/04/2012) [-]
#37 - ragingbrony (03/04/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Open wide, it's going in!!
User avatar #2 - nathue ONLINE (03/03/2012) [-]
How did it feel with all those groceries up your ass then?
Nitwit.
#63 - Bunnygoeslawl (03/04/2012) [-]
As a frustrated cashier, who has been doing mma for 2 years and is in the army, I'd gladly shove them up your ass for you.
#53 - bandurkas (03/04/2012) [-]
As a person who works in this industry, there are bags that can fold up to next to nothing that can be carried in your jacket, pocket or handbag. I swear to god people think they are ******* hilarious when they say something along the lines of this. Pic related, I die inside every time
User avatar #51 - toasthemost (03/04/2012) [-]
at least OP was honest about what he was going to do with them
#7 - warbek (03/03/2012) [-]
fixed
User avatar #5 - tankimatt (03/03/2012) [-]
it would be easier to shove up your ass if you had the bag
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