Shakespeare OC. Fresh OC from me. It comes from Shakespeare's play "As you like it". Act 5 scene 1 page 3. Other sources say "I will kill thee in
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Shakespeare OC

Fresh OC from me. It comes from Shakespeare's play "As you like it". Act 5 scene 1 page 3. Other sources say "I will kill thee in a hundred and fifty ways," this and a few others say it the way like it is in the comic. I you wonder what the black space is; It is just me separating the different parts.

all copywriters do consent that apse is 'he.' Now, you becomes empty. And all the authorities know that
are not apse, ferl am he. apse is Latin for" he." You are no longer apse,
because I am he.
WILLIAM WILLIAM
Which he, sir? Which he, sir?
TOUCHSTONE
He, sir, that must marry this woman. Therefore, you , the he that will marry this woman. Therefore,
clown, is, in the vulgar, "leave'' -the one abandon for, in common language, ‘leave?
in the boorish is "company' -ofthis he society (which in the boorish tongue is
in the common is "woman'", which company'') ofthis you' ll get it ifl
together is, abandon the society ofthis female, or, "woman," instead. Say it all at once, now:
clown, thou perishers; or, to thy better understanding, bandon the society ofthis female, or, simpleton,
meet; or, to wit, I kill thee, make thee away, translate thy ' II perish. Let me put it in a way you' ll
life into death, thy liberty into bondage. Iwill deal in nderstand: you' ll die. Dr, rather, I' ll kill you, or I' ll
poison with thee, or in basting's, or in steel. Iwill bandy o away with you, or I' ll turn your life into death an
with thee in faction. I will o' erryn thee with policy. I will cryfreedom into captivity. I' ll poison you, or beat
kill thee a hundred and fifty ways. Therefore tremble and with a club, or stab you with a sword. I' ll bandy
depart. about and overwhelm you with my cleverness.
will, in otherwords, kill you in three hundred and
flyways. Therefore, tremble with fear .
AUDREY AUDREY
Do, . Do whathe says, William.
WILLIAM WILLIAM
merry, sir. Farewell, sir.
Exit He exile.
Enter CHEN CHE!” enters.
ERIN CORIN
Elm master and mistress seeks you. Come away, away. Dur master and mistress are looking foryou. Let' s
Why, the he that will marry this 'woman. Therefore,
idiot, abandon for, in common language, "leave''?
the society [which in the boorish tongue is
company"') ofthis ' you' ll get it ifl
say “woman,” instead. Say it all at once, now:
abandon the society ofthis female, or, simpleton,
you' ll perish. Let me put it in away you' ll
understand: you' ll die. Dr, rather, I' ll kill you, or I' ll
do away with you, or I' ll turn your lite into death and
into captivity. I' ll poison you, or beat
you with a club, or stab you with a sword. I' ll bandy
about and overwhelm with m cleverness.
Iwill, in other words, kill you in three hundred and
s. Therefore tremble with tear and leave.
Iwill, in other words, kill you in three hundred and
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User avatar #2 - reecehaha (03/02/2012) [-]
God damn lochness monster
#6 - braindeadsixtynine (03/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**braindeadsixtynine rolls 68** to the frontpage sir!
**braindeadsixtynine rolls 68** to the frontpage sir!
#10 - weissinator (03/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the original says "thee a hundred and fifty"...

it was misinterpred
doesn't count


sorry :c
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