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Gay friend

Derpina, f have We hot chick
to tell you
something, Yes'? Tell me! (
Realty? Oh yeu' re
so brave to tell me.
You know, I away
wanted a gay
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to have a gay
fried like you
derp, thank
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User avatar #5 - DahColeTrain ONLINE (03/03/2012) [-]
Better hide that boner then, or she'll know something's up.
#20 to #5 - anon (03/03/2012) [-]
Something will definitely be up. :)

#157 - frosht (03/03/2012) [-]
**frosht rolled a random image posted in comment #158 at When u see it ** hfw when she finds out you are not gay
#203 to #157 - pastortroy (03/03/2012) [-]
HER. FACE. WHEN. WHEN.

Sweet roll btw
#159 to #157 - Jratycom (03/03/2012) [-]
This image has expired
...win?
User avatar #158 to #157 - sublimettt (03/03/2012) [-]
epic roll
#160 to #157 - anon (03/03/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2572597 at FJ Pony Thread ** this roll was rather pleasant my friend have a nice day and take this
#125 - dammriver (03/03/2012) [-]
**dammriver rolled a random image posted in comment #2727239 at FJ Pony Thread **
#131 to #125 - whofortytwo (03/03/2012) [-]
Dat relevence
#117 - doctakfc (03/03/2012) [-]
you sneaky mother ******
#97 - downstrait (03/03/2012) [-]
implying you have full control of your penis
#138 to #97 - dubslao (03/03/2012) [-]
**dubslao rolls 66**
#108 to #97 - anon (03/03/2012) [-]
Use duct tape?
#6 - anon (03/03/2012) [-]
I told the girl I like i'm bi-curious, suddenly she starts talking to me a lot more and sending me pictures of naked guys with giant dicks, asking me if I fancy any of them
#216 to #6 - VideotapeAxed (03/03/2012) [-]
I told a girl that I was bi. She proceeds to go through a list of every single girl she either knows of or can see and asks which ones I's 			****		.   
MFW
I told a girl that I was bi. She proceeds to go through a list of every single girl she either knows of or can see and asks which ones I's **** .
MFW
#98 - gorden (03/03/2012) [-]
Why does everyone here try to make me horny?
User avatar #104 to #98 - tankerdude ONLINE (03/03/2012) [-]
welcome to the internet
#116 to #98 - abxrox (03/03/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#8 - wargod ONLINE (03/03/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#73 - ashizzle (03/03/2012) [-]
**ashizzle rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at rape face [on]-off **
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#40 - ferzairo (03/03/2012) [-]
win
#28 - bishopthebard (03/03/2012) [-]
I am bisex but i tell girls i am homosex because they let me see their tits.
User avatar #57 to #28 - samuraicrack (03/03/2012) [-]
i considored turning bisex. but all the gay guys i know are really ugly and masive cunts so i wouldnt have a good time. so im sticking to ladies
#135 to #57 - boredomavenger (03/03/2012) [-]
>implying you can change your sexuality like you can change your clothes
#50 to #43 - angusjoejimmy (03/03/2012) [-]
I waited for, like, 10 minutes for the picture to load. I always do that.
I waited for, like, 10 minutes for the picture to load. I always do that.
#90 - bigsaltyballs (03/03/2012) [-]
yfw when she finds out your not gay
User avatar #222 to #90 - huntinguy (03/03/2012) [-]
and one more thing im gonna pay by check (jizzed in my pants by lonely island)
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#34 to #32 - adamks (03/03/2012) [-]
You wouldn't use the word "error" you would rather use "mistakes", errors will usually be used for things more technical.
+4
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User avatar #44 to #36 - Kithon (03/03/2012) [-]
Such fine grammar, yet you do not capitalize the I when talking about yourself.
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User avatar #56 to #49 - Kithon (03/03/2012) [-]
I am merely an acquaintance of the English language, but I have learned my ways.
Good day to you, sir.
Regarding the reply you wrote to Adamks, sir is not written with a capital S, unless sir is in front of a name. For example: Sir Elton John.
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User avatar #61 to #59 - Kithon (03/03/2012) [-]
Oh really? So am I!
But once again have you forgotten the capital I, good sir!
#37 to #36 - adamks (03/03/2012) [-]
May you have a great day aswell.
#65 to #32 - anon (03/03/2012) [-]
Funfact: Norway is one of the best speaking English-speaking countries, that includes USA.
#71 to #65 - anon (03/03/2012) [-]
Best English-speaking*
User avatar #19 - crazycupcakes (03/03/2012) [-]
it's all fun and games... until she sets you up on a date with another of her gay friends
User avatar #22 to #19 - graphically (03/03/2012) [-]
A clever man with a sharp tongue can lie his way out of anything.

If she tries setting you up with another one of her gay friends, there's plenty of directions you could go

1. Sorry but I'm not really looking for a relationship right now.
2. I want to learn how to love myself before I start loving another man.
3. I'm sorry hun but he's like a -9 on the hotness scale, don't tell him I said that but, Nuh-uh, I don't drop my standards that low
4. Ughh no way, I get a total creepy vibe from that guy, I'd rather just avoid him
5. I just came out of a pretty rough relationship, I'm not feeling ready to move on at all.. I'm just going to need more time.
6. I'd rather my relationships start more naturally then to just jump into something like that.
7. You know.. after getting my heart broken by so many men I think I'm finally starting to get used to the idea of being bisexual... I need to find myself a woman who's soft and kind enough to support me when I need it the most.. a woman like you
8. Ew **** no, I heard his dick is the size of a needle
9. Sorry but you're going to have to tell him no, I have my hearts set out on another guy at the moment
#46 to #22 - connorjay (03/03/2012) [-]
Or you could man up (wrong phrase in this context) and go on the date and make sure nothing happens, bringing you closer to the girl, and thus getting more fun
User avatar #23 to #22 - crazycupcakes (03/03/2012) [-]
5. if you were her best friend, she'd know about your love life and know that isn't true.
8. then you'd have to tell her who, and she'd tell him, and everything would get ****** up
User avatar #25 to #23 - graphically (03/03/2012) [-]
5. It happened before I came out of the closet, he was my first boyfriend and he cheated on me 2 months into our relationship... I would of mentioned it earlier to you.. but it just really hurts to talk about..

8. Oh just some guy I've been flirting with at the gay bar. He always shows up on Monday nights at around 8 pm, he doesn't know he's the one for me right now, but I know I'll get him in the end, I always do. The whole situation is still a work in progress though, but I'm not giving up now
#14 - blarrick (03/03/2012) [-]
this is probably gonna become the next "Lik dis if u cry evertim"
User avatar #11 - fistymcbutthole (03/03/2012) [-]
If youre gunna be friend zoned, might as well enjoy it.
#217 - thatguyrocks (03/03/2012) [-]
acts gay


gets laid
User avatar #33 - zaccc (03/03/2012) [-]
I'm sorry people of Funnyjunk, but this never, ever, ever happens.
Ever.
Girls feel just as uncomfortable around gay guys as they do straight guys.
I'd say the theoretical girl in that comic is obviously a Slut.

Would you feel comfortable walking around with your dick out in front of a lesbian? No.

Girls may feel comfortable talking to gay guys, but they won't let them kiss/touch their tits.
User avatar #52 to #33 - pokelova (03/03/2012) [-]
Too true. I've been openly gay since 09, and in the past couple of years have made about 90% of the female friends I've ever had. But still, only one was ever comfortable to get changed in front of me. And even then, she frequents 4chan, so she's not like other girls.
#62 to #33 - anon (03/03/2012) [-]
You seemed to have misspelled 'Yes' after the question "Would you feel comfortable walking around with your dick out in front of a lesbian?" Just letting you know before the Grammar Nazis get you.
User avatar #35 to #33 - zaccc (03/03/2012) [-]
Example: My very hot girl friend (friend who is a girl) has known I'm gay for 3 years, and just 2 days ago, she asked me to leave the room to get changed.
User avatar #41 to #35 - chthulhu (03/03/2012) [-]
I know one gay guy to whom the scenario played out in this comic happens all the time. (Minus the being straight part.) Just because it doesn't happen to you doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Not trying to be a dick, just pointing it out.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - zaccc (03/03/2012) [-]
this is completely appropriate.
#54 to #33 - herecomesjohnny (03/03/2012) [-]
I'd feel comfortable with my dick out in front of a lesbian. I'd be all like 'U jelly?'
User avatar #27 - deathkilledme ONLINE (03/03/2012) [-]
Acting gay is the best way to the friendzone.
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