Sick Rage

I know I'm just a lowly anon and nobody will believe me anyway, but I've been that way for years. I actually welcome a cold, it is the only time I get to breathe through both nostrils, my right one is ALWAYS about 90% clogged or whatever I'm going to call it, and when I get that cold, and both my nostrils open. By god, it is the best feeling I have ever felt, then it closes and I get healthy again, and I'm stuck with 1 nostril for several months again. Now I know you don't believe me, but seriously, if anyone knows a remedy for this shit, write it here please. Also yes I am going to see a doctor soon, but you know how that is, you schedule an appointment and it's for next month or something

I'm well aware I'm just an anon (account got banned for apparently thumbing child porn, which is bullshit but I digress) but I'm PRETTY sure that you only ever breathe through one nostril at any one time... Feel free to wikipedia that and prove me wrong if I am.


Also, have you ever noticed when you're lying in bed on your side and one nostril closes over then when you turn over your other one closes over and the first one opens up. Pretty sure that's just to stop you dying in your sleep by accidentally suffocating yourself in your pillow.
Anyway, I already know tl;dr, that's fine :)