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#55 - curtisd (03/03/2012) [-]
I just found this one - it is based off one of my favorite quotes!
User avatar #58 to #55 - cymruambyth (03/03/2012) [-]
so what isi?
#70 to #58 - PenguinArmy (03/03/2012) [-]
Cave Johnson's lemon rant
User avatar #98 to #70 - curtisd (03/03/2012) [-]
Yup.
Here's a link to a youtube video with the rant in Kinetic Typography form.
youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM

For those who are too lazy to watch the 47 second video, here's the words:

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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