girls texting

#14 - mushizombie (03/02/2012) [-]

today a boy i kind of like asked for my number. later in class, a friend stole my phone off my desk and sent him "i love you" when i realized what happnd i sent him "Oh man I'm so sorry! that was this girl next to me!" his reply a few minutes later was "riiiiiight. i regret giving you my number". the end.

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#73 - Cakeisalie (03/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

it must've been skyrim's loading screen.

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#95 to #73 - noremacsixtyfour (03/02/2012) [-]

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#3 - orgyinjerusalem (03/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**orgyinjerusalem rolled a random image posted in comment #2546456 at FJ Pony Thread ** Me texting.

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#41 to #3 - lukedempsey **User deleted account** (03/02/2012) [-]

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#25 - honourableevil (03/02/2012) [+] (10 replies)

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#28 to #25 - kietzu (03/02/2012) [-]

You have given me a lot to think about...

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#55 to #25 - navikiller (03/02/2012) [-]

It's easy, you go top half fish.You kill it and eat the bottom half then fuck the top half.

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#31 to #25 - zerokiller (03/02/2012) [-]

Normal mermaid... I can still rape her face, she has boobs, and doesn't have a fish face.

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#139 to #31 - N. Korean citizen (03/02/2012) [-]

She must have an ass too. I mean it's a fish ass but every hole is a goal in these circumstances.

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#26 to #25 - joeylopezis (03/02/2012) [-]

I'd wish to have both and then eat the fish headed one.

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#34 to #26 - lillpigen (03/02/2012) [-]

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#42 to #34 - ichbinlegion (03/02/2012) [-]

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#32 to #25 - zeldapronmaster (03/02/2012) [-]

isnt it obvious?

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#30 to #25 - Grimmis (03/02/2012) [-]

i would want to be the best damn surgeon in the goddamn universe then cut both in half, combine the two female halves and live life like a goddamn boss

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#70 to #25 - animeartlover (03/02/2012) [-]

Cut them both in half and make it normal. If not that, i would get the top half. Boobs are always fun

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#56 - lentothekagamine (03/02/2012) [-]

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#48 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** (03/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

The whole "If a guy pauses his game to text you back, he really loves you" thing is such bullshit. Even if I fucking hate whoever it is that I'm texting, I'll pause a game to reply to them purely because it's good manners.

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#69 to #48 - saturnine (03/02/2012) [-]

You must not play Xbox Live.

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#52 - ilikethreetwo (03/02/2012) [-]

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#6 - ragingbrony (03/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Or he was talking to this guy.

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#11 to #6 - cloudstrifeownsall (03/02/2012) [-]

hahahahaha....I've never seen that picture and it is one of the funniest things i have ever seen.

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#57 - nikolaikalstad (03/02/2012) [-]

nice oc.

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#10 - herptyderpies (03/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)

GF:whats up?
Me: playing PS3, you
GF: Get a life
Me: no fuck you!

ME: babe?

Me:sorry

Me:BABE PLEASE!?

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#12 to #10 - wyattheriot (03/02/2012) [-]

gotta do the little smiley when you insult her

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#13 to #12 - captainrattrap (03/02/2012) [-]

Or

<<

Her

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#2 - weavedog (03/01/2012) [-]

<-----Time To text GF

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#45 - TheWayneAdams (03/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)

I text while I play, a real gamer can multitask.

I can kill and eat, kill and drink. You name it, I probably can't do it, because you will name something ridiculous like, playing an intense game of pokémon while acknowledging my girl friend. That shit is impossible.

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#46 to #45 - N. Korean citizen (03/02/2012) [-]

I'm going to say what we're all thinking... can you masturbate while playing video games?

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#47 to #46 - TheWayneAdams (03/02/2012) [-]

Depends on the game, am I mass murdering or am I fighting my way through oily nude women?

Either way, yes, yes I can. You see me running in a direction continuously and not turning, fap mode engaged.

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#92 to #47 - N. Korean citizen (03/02/2012) [-]

I've gotten a blowjob while playing cod.
Fucking loved that bitch. Lol.

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#107 to #45 - therealredhood (03/02/2012) [-]

<- mfw someone interrupts me playing pokemon.

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#29 - xiik (03/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**xiik rolls 91**

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#54 to #29 - rometx **User deleted account** (03/02/2012) [-]

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#85 to #29 - lightingeagle (03/02/2012) [-]

I could watch that for hours

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#1 - N. Korean citizen (03/01/2012) [-]

Yep, if your bf is texting you at regular 7-10 min intervals he's only getting back to you while in the lobby between matches. I have done this. Frequently.

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#100 - DremoraValkynaz (03/02/2012) [-]

Remember these bad boys on the PS2?

Full conversations before game even loaded!

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#88 - N. Korean citizen (03/02/2012) [-]

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#82 - alucardshellhound (03/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #287 at What a Difference **

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#104 to #82 - theezachulator (03/02/2012) [-]

this is a verry unlucky roll lol

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#63 - winniedawho (03/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

I always text back on the loading screen of this game,

We already finished our looong conversation but the game still loads.

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#67 to #63 - N. Korean citizen (03/02/2012) [-]

My wallpaper :)

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