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THINK BEFORE YOU INK - Effect of Feminism
- its not aloud becau-
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- the cold war
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- The Truth
- C'mon Son
- bing
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- WITH A STICK SHIFT
- Too Much of Anything
- I love you too!
Chance-Theist
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Elem tth grade
e Class discussion about religion breaks out
e Tard named chance reading book about dragons in the back
ofthe went.
e Chance raises his hand to have ) me input
e "I have the Tools to kill the Christian God."
I > Kids start getting upset
e Chance continues
e "I could perform a bleed sacrament, and sneak into heaven, and hit him with abet
Kids are crying, saying its not true
e Disciplinary dean in the reem_
e Chance'' s pants were around his ankles the whole time.
is escorted
e Chance starts shouting
YOU KNOW NOT THE PAIN I SHALL CAST UNTO YOUR GOD. FEAR ME."
That is why I am now a .
Elem tth grade
e Class discussion about religion breaks out
e Tard named chance reading book about dragons in the back
ofthe went.
e Chance raises his hand to have ) me input
e "I have the Tools to kill the Christian God."
I > Kids start getting upset
e Chance continues
e "I could perform a bleed sacrament, and sneak into heaven, and hit him with abet
Kids are crying, saying its not true
e Disciplinary dean in the reem_
e Chance'' s pants were around his ankles the whole time.
is escorted
e Chance starts shouting
YOU KNOW NOT THE PAIN I SHALL CAST UNTO YOUR GOD. FEAR ME."
That is why I am now a .
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rubberpig (03/01/2012) [-] >7th grade
>Be in bathroom with 7 urinals
>No one else is in there
>Tard comes in
>He looks pissed
>Roar of a thousand tards
>He goes to the urinal right next to mine
>He whips out his enormous tard dick
>He grips it with the force of ten men
>He turns to me and says "I like mah wiener"
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>Be in bathroom with 7 urinals
>No one else is in there
>Tard comes in
>He looks pissed
>Roar of a thousand tards
>He goes to the urinal right next to mine
>He whips out his enormous tard dick
>He grips it with the force of ten men
>He turns to me and says "I like mah wiener"
`
#44
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poogadooga (03/01/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
I got on 4Chan for the first time last night, and posted this.
I posted essentially the same comment in a Tard-stories comp, a few months ago, but only got a few thumbs up, if you don't believe me, go look through my past comments, I even used the same picture.
I am flipping the fuck out that someone screened this, I'm not even mad that they got thumbs for it, someone thinks I'm funny, holy fuck this is great.
I got on 4Chan for the first time last night, and posted this.
I posted essentially the same comment in a Tard-stories comp, a few months ago, but only got a few thumbs up, if you don't believe me, go look through my past comments, I even used the same picture.
I am flipping the fuck out that someone screened this, I'm not even mad that they got thumbs for it, someone thinks I'm funny, holy fuck this is great.
#53
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N. Korean citizen (03/01/2012) [-] Funnyjunk shall feel the wrath of Chance! Now with 666% more Satan!
#6
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LocoJoe (02/29/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
They forced thee kid out of school for his religious beliefs? Law suit time!
#130
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franktonfire (03/01/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Got a good tard story, happened today.
>Sitting in 5th period Pre-Cal
>Intercom beeps for message
>Panting principal comes on, yells "DJ BANJER COME TO THE FRONT OFFICE NOW. THE NURSE NEEDS TO SEE YOU."
>DJ is a tard, senior.
>Suddenly, we hear screaming in the hallway.
>We hear people running.
>There's a fucking drone of NNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGHGGHGHGHGH
>I look out just in time
> I see DJ chasing a sophomore girl with his shirt off
> The principal, vice principal, nurse, and a cop are chasing him
>Fucking LOL
>Turns out he went on a rampage after the girl he was chasing said no to him asking her out
>Sitting in 5th period Pre-Cal
>Intercom beeps for message
>Panting principal comes on, yells "DJ BANJER COME TO THE FRONT OFFICE NOW. THE NURSE NEEDS TO SEE YOU."
>DJ is a tard, senior.
>Suddenly, we hear screaming in the hallway.
>We hear people running.
>There's a fucking drone of NNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGHGGHGHGHGH
>I look out just in time
> I see DJ chasing a sophomore girl with his shirt off
> The principal, vice principal, nurse, and a cop are chasing him
>Fucking LOL
>Turns out he went on a rampage after the girl he was chasing said no to him asking her out
#1
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youvebeentrolld (02/29/2012) [-] I have only regret and that is that i can only give one thumb for this comic.
#128
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phsionix (03/01/2012) [+]
(16 replies)
You know, although I sure do like free will, and what not... Sometimes I am jealous of religious people. Having belief that there's something better, and being so sure of it that all the evidence to the contrary doesn't shake your faith... It must be nice to believe in something better.
