Duck

**mrbradlee rolls 777**

TRIPS!! But gay combo...

wait, who is your partner?

**xgeneration rolls 960** COME AT ME, RED THUMBS!

**goodguygregmazz rolls 188**

**mexicanpartyboy rolls 394**

^^the page i have to turn to??

MFW Chuck norris is my partner

riding a dinosaur holding a bloody chainsaw. Can some pro drawfag draw this?

open the door, get on the floor, and turn to page 394 to learn how to walk that dinosaur that chuck norris gave you

mother of god... your roll is epic ;o;

**mazlum rolls 222**

My first time rolling trips and they give me a Spoon, a Bike and a fat chick for the Zombie apokalypse i will die on day 1.

**scorpionfrommk rolls 491** come on 194!

i need a fucking mirror!

absolutely perfect backwards roll. awesome. aside from the butterknife tho, you're golden. just hope your dinosaur doesn't get infected and eat you

**keyboarder rolls 000**

Hey buddy, Morgan, please hold that chainsaw while I fix that motorcycle.

trips and just 5 thumbs?

wowwut

**kadajsouba rolls 707**

Oh god why

**freaksonleash rolls 200**

**freaksonleash rolls 140**

**zealexmeister rolls 004,877,972** lol noob

**Klondyke rolls 941**

Machine gun, hummer and Bruce Lee. Fuck yes.

**kowalskii rolls 838**

**blasthardcheese rolls 323**

2- FUCK YEA!
3- Well, I guess it's alright.
2- ಠ_ಠ?

**jashoxu rolls 257**

**vegardwd rolls 428**

**ilikehawtsecs rolls 846**

yes... YESSS!!!

I wish i could tell you that ilikehawtsecs won the fight, but the apocolypse is no fairy tale land

**jlomba rolls 171**

your a dinasor ridin chainsaw whealding chuck noris partner!

**tekoronia rolls 040**

**sithfap rolls 544**

**sithfap rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Herpes!! **
WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT :::::::::))))))))))))
portal gun, hummer, chuck norris

place blue portal in a tight corridor, place orange portal on the side of the sun. watch as the zombies get burned plus infinite heat.

The post you're looking for is down there, #131 :)



(ps this link is does not go to it, it goes somewhere else)
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pic...

**ironyman rolls 097**

Use my dinosaur to kill bieber and dig him down with my shovel, then let my dinosaur kill as many zombies as possible, then kill it and dig my way into it's body to get shelter and food because it's winter.

No I'm not going to fucking ride a dinosaur.

**PopcornViking rolls 876**

harry potter wand and god
i think i can live with that

**drneonstep rolls 165**

I pick spoon

**zoidbergxxv rolls 017**

WHY THE FUCK DO I ALWAYS GET JUSTIN BIEBER

**thedeathaudition rolls 528**

**dhelixx rolls 988**

**wyrmabyss rolls 124** oh yeas a machet hummer Morgan Freeman!

a choice of minigun, heleicopter and chuck norris.

**epicnolstagiatime rolls 364**

**nawske rolls 739**

**lordfaggotmaster rolls 834**

**doctorgenitals rolls 782**

**irageurage rolls 942**

**auesis rolls 520**

**thejellyman rolls 115**

**wirecred rolls 127**

well I just killed my partner

**janderp rolls 613**

FUCK! I will not be able to fly with oprah in the choppa

**Dragma rolls 623**

**ninetyninepercent rolls 552**

**prettydecentguy rolls 094**

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BITCH 094 = A shovel, a Dinosaur, and Chuck Norris....i'm set

**mattseven rolls 017**

**percer rolls 322**

**kinggkinggk rolls 381**

MFW I show them Bruce Lee

**abonesma rolls 334**

*roll 3'

**marymjc rolls 267**
I hope it's 591.

I'M FUCKED.

**thenerdachi rolls 338**

**seota rolls 029**

i got this in the bag

**Schofield rolls 202**

**dtdownsurface rolls 788**

**icado rolls 475**

**RisenLichen rolls 414**

yea...im good

**trolldan rolls 262**

**ariellee rolls 795**

**ariellee rolls 288**

**thesoxpride rolls 008**

**runtz rolls 260** Bitches be jelly of my combo.

**piscochugger rolls 717**

**largenintimidating rolls 113**

**cyborgjunky rolls 486**

**weecundy rolls 295**

**anggirl rolls 399**

**thephantur rolls 685**

Machete, Go Kart, COD fag...

Well... at least I'll have an ample supply of food...

Check comment number

**darksynthix rolls 297**

**icytime rolls 023**

**riotmario rolls 762**

**jaakoko rolls 756**

I can't wait for someone to roll this picture and wonder where the fuck it came from...

**deadliercupid rolls 097**

**otardius rolls 211**

**fuckfacez rolls 504**

**shitball rolls 889**

**fuckfacez rolls 050**

**ruberto rolls 427**

**perplexedshrub rolls 386**

Fuck yea chainsaw go kart with a computer that has Morgan Freeman's voice.

**idunnolol rolls 849**

**aussiepixel rolls 138**

**pfccross rolls 747**

i will stick the dildo up beiber's ass and run him over with the hummer.

**zeldafaggot rolls 974** 591

**klink rolls 312**

**DanAndJames rolls 692**

**rustyshakleford rolls 040**

**killuminatii rolls 878**

**drewsixninenine rolls 188**

**onenuttedchimp rolls 262**

**ketchuphil rolls 696**

I will gladly trade... i got 707

**sandervalk rolls 913**

**simbero rolls 087**

**abazzi rolls 295**

**crazyanimefreak rolls 045**

**teroast rolls 774**

Dildo, scooter, Chuck Norris
What the fuck?

**durpington rolls 964**

**mcmg rolls 063**

**thexend rolls 906** just want the portal gun...

Got Morgan Freeman so I'm not doing too bad.

**wynterdust rolls 509**

**csakat rolls 710**

**bonjour rolls 746**

I'll please the zombie girls with my weapon, Morgan will with his voice.

**ichliebemudkipz rolls 545**

portal gun hummer and a COD fag
shit

**jrdnlws rolls 670**

**captainego rolls 607**

I'll just kill Justin Bieber with the bus then

**smatches rolls 595**

**shitball rolls 655**

**fuckfacez rolls 937** last time

**shitball rolls 334**

**fuckfacez rolls 014**

**fuckfacez rolls 812**

**twillight rolls 587**

5 and 8 is Okay, but the choice of sacrificing that dick is priceless

**shitball rolls 109**

**fuckfacez rolls 722**

**LOLWUTS rolls 568**

**leeon rolls 849**

**dumbmonkey rolls 182**

**fapjacks rolls 749**

**absynthe rolls 589** LETS DO THIS

**burnoutlegend rolls 793**

dildo dinosaur and oprah i can only imagine what happens for fun.

**zombieflorist rolls 252**

**thisisyourmission rolls 663** 391?

**zombieflorist rolls 548**

**funnyjunktitan rolls 119**

fuck yeah i choose portal gun
me and will are gonna be flyin around portaling the fuck out of zombies

**SrslyIdgaf rolls 284**

**bollockss rolls 330**

**minidino rolls 460**

**freistaat rolls 766**

**mmgmm rolls 606**

**kakariko rolls 303**

**nicolaiaa rolls 981**

**damnpolice rolls 049**

**TitfaceMcGee rolls 757**

**williamz rolls 454**

**revisandbutthead rolls 998**

**hurrdurka rolls 753**

**idiomis rolls 403**

**susake rolls 920** I'm actually curious.

**genltd rolls 549** Bitch please

**dallowman rolls 181**

**sasssys rolls 188**

**platypuszombie rolls 602**

**muravke rolls 068**

**XMasterX rolls 400** theyre already in my basement

**doyouhate rolls 185**

**evenetzky rolls 188**

**pootakka rolls 075**

Fuck, I am partners with a COD fag. Now I have to hear him whine about how I didn't quickscope the zombies properly. FML...

**hunterxxll rolls 717**

**stickdick rolls 630**

Let's do this!

**mrlolzms rolls 589** oh god.

**artox rolls 301**

**froglicker rolls 564**

**qworta rolls 647** 994!

**JoshBauer rolls 897**

**organicorange rolls 420**

**kjeks rolls 469**

Skate-by butterknifing with Will Smith ftw.

**xbananus rolls 087**

**thisaccountisepic rolls 003**

**kitchengypsy rolls 075**

Shovel I can handled, scooters are quiet and gas efficient, but a COD fag? Fucking twat nuggets

<---gif related to what I would do to COD fag

**djchrssychrs rolls 716**

**heklate rolls 620**

**tholomewsense rolls 831**

**nimdajf rolls 918**

**starship rolls 443**

**izzscorpionx rolls 799**

**raneil rolls 295**

**arnottscheds rolls 358**

**kampi rolls 690** My friend wanted to try this out.

**kampi rolls 206**

**mikalmirkas rolls 915**
inb4badroll

**melne rolls 794**

**nunsaremyprey rolls 079**

**thehooded rolls 329**

**fatdinosaur rolls 643**

**theonlyspy rolls 535**

**theonlyspy rolls 590**

**xrainbowdashx rolls 981**

**xrainbowdashx rolls 674**

**nameles rolls 564**

me and chuck fuckkin norris riding around with portal guns on rollerblades. imokaywiththis

**XboxJunky rolls 171**

**krageran rolls 306**

**japride rolls 571**

Bruce Lee FTW

**shadowsmartyr rolls 273**

I'm fucked.

**daslasher rolls 933**

**xxmarioxx rolls 246**

**sirxyloid rolls 260**

**nicwashere rolls 578**

im fucked.

**pawtucketpanda rolls 821**

**ImJosephStalin rolls 670**

**thelurkers rolls 147**

Fuck this shit, I'd rather get eaten.

use him as bait, he makes perfect bait... then crush the zombies with your hummer and whatever weapon you want. i suggest a flamethrower with infinite fuel

lmao you were good until bieber showed up.

**zeldapronmaster rolls 90**

no partner for me im just the bus driver...

**shadowsspawn rolls 193**

The only roll that could be better 194

**joeylopezis rolls 275**

FUCK

**alseides rolls 521**

**thatoldguy rolls 200**

**theentityofsalt rolls 797**

**vaginaleakage rolls 336**

**thatzwatshesaid rolls 982**

fuck...fat chick :[

**ledheadtlc rolls 579**

fuck yeah will let's do this

**jzpotter rolls 585**

Awesome, except for the CoD fag, which I bet 100 bucks is my cousin Cody.

**HolyArachnid rolls 183** Now this I've just got to try.....

<----- My choice of weapon.

Like it matters; my partner's just gonna get the zombies hooked on classic literature and set up a charity for 'em.....

**ZombieFox rolls 522**

A portal gun, a bike, and a fat chick... Use the portal gun to crush the zombies with the fat chick...brillant >:)

**mcpickaxe rolls 974** best rollz evar!!!

**denooo rolls 964**

F*** YEA! CHUCK NORRIS AND MACHINE GUNS!

HOLY SHIT!!!!
I don't just totally throwing this out there... but i have a scooter... and you have rollerblades... do you i don't know... want to grab my bumper and and just fucking drive around blastin zombie bitches

**imouto rolls 626**

**impetergriffin rolls 013**

**SmellyClaw rolls 905** i want the dildo

**dbizzle rolls 1** A portal gun is all I need to survive the apocalypse. And maybe Morgan Freeman to narrate it.

**superstarg rolls 052**

**pickledasscheeks rolls 500**