More often than not. Socially awkward like a bawse. That awkward moment when you realize you' re walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretend diamonds

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User avatar #1 - ridemyark (02/28/2012) [+] (8 replies)
i pull out my phone and and stand there for a bit and look like read a text and go back
#2 - platapus (02/28/2012) [-]
i used to do that but then i ralised that the rest of the world can suck my dick i dont need to explain my directional prefernces to anyone
i used to do that but then i ralised that the rest of the world can suck my dick i dont need to explain my directional prefernces to anyone
#42 - fluffyzor (02/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Be last week   
>get to the bus stop   
> realize i forgot wallet   
>evacuate bowels, drop to fetal position and start to cry   
>people gather to see whats wrong   
>drop pants   
>do handstand, start spinning   
>						****					 on everything   
>people horrified start screaming and puking   
>use stream of vomit and own 						****					 to propel myself home   
>MFW i had my wallet in my jacket pocket
>Be last week
>get to the bus stop
> realize i forgot wallet
>evacuate bowels, drop to fetal position and start to cry
>people gather to see whats wrong
>drop pants
>do handstand, start spinning
> **** on everything
>people horrified start screaming and puking
>use stream of vomit and own **** to propel myself home
>MFW i had my wallet in my jacket pocket
#45 - bananabaker (02/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#152 - banditowolf (02/29/2012) [-]
I get out my phone and pretend I have a text. Then I pretend to read it with a serious/worried look on my face. then I turn and walk away.
I get out my phone and pretend I have a text. Then I pretend to read it with a serious/worried look on my face. then I turn and walk away.
User avatar #106 - jigglepuff (02/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Am i the only one who when walking, realises how i am walking. Then feel like i'm walking really retiardedly
#54 - amaliu (02/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #126 - corpsgrinder (02/29/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I used to be walking in the wrong direction but then I rook an arrow to the knee
#115 - blacksky (02/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
and that's why I always end up going the other way
and that's why I always end up going the other way
#178 - thegingermancan (02/29/2012) [-]
i get down on the ground, put my ear to the floor, then run in the other direction yelling
User avatar #85 - elatedmonkey (02/29/2012) [-]
Sometimes when this happens, I just pull out my dick and start taking a piss. Then halfway through, I declare loudly, "THIS ISN'T THE BATHROOM" and run in the opposite direction. Works every time.
#15 - graypedrank (02/29/2012) [-]
Or how about this one.. I pull my phone out, pretend to read a text and turn around!
Or how about this one.. I pull my phone out, pretend to read a text and turn around!
#180 - kaj (02/29/2012) [-]
i just casually stop, spin round on one leg and walk back...with a stupid ass smile on my face!
#154 - piptime (02/29/2012) [-]
Like anyone gives a **** where you're going.

Just turn around and start walking.
#61 - mcquiston (02/29/2012) [-]
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#127 - lazysandwichmaker (02/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> Walking to class.
> Realise I'm walking in the wrong direction.
> Spins around on the spot.
> Stranger was behind me the whole time.
> Stares at me as if I'm insane.
> My response: "Hi."
> Walks away.
#121 - crackboots (02/29/2012) [-]
okay 2 questions funnyjunk
how many times have you seen someone turn around and walk the other way?
and what goes on in your head when you notice someone doing that?
answers are probably 0 and nothing.
so why even bother feeling awkward about someone literally no-one but yourself knows.
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