Science goes mad.

That sir, is obviously real. Why, i saw a bird jacking off the other day. Sadly though, when he asked me to help him, i had to decline.

you have no idea of what you missed out on

I know man, your birddick was huge, but i had to go talk to uncle dolan.

did it look something like this?

I was walking to school once, four birds - two on the bottom two on top - just going at it flapping their wings.
Bird orgy.
True story.

Impossible. Birds do not have penises.

Just thought I'd let you know that my curiosity about your statement led me to the discovery of bird dildos.

and now google has tracked my search for "bird penis" and is going to target bird penis related advertising at me.

thanks for ruining my life

I apologize for ruining your life, but for the sake of the joke; birds don't have penises... because their pecker's on their face.

The thing is, that one is actually real.

Come at me bro

You'll be right behind me in the line to get the first ones.

Now it's a whole new meaning when girls say they have crabs. We're fucked.

O_O

Your reference. I like it! Thumb for you, and here she is :)

I don't see what's so special about a horse...

It's two horses morphed together!?

erm no you're supposed to sorta morph two animals together not just show a picture of a horse gosh :P

Not so fast