lovely poem

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Better watch your back
I'm right behind you.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Time to throw jars of piss at you.

sauce?

I really want some chocolate right now...

Damn... she has tits that would make even pedobear convert! Would you happen to have the source, kind gentleman?

I apologize kind sir, but I don't know the source... actually I am trying to find the original video since last month... fuck.

I fear it's probably insufficiently helpful, but I see a considerable resemblance both in facial and mammary features between the above-depicted female and the one named Rio Hamasaki. Be well, kind mister, and may you have a pleasant fap.

Your Help is very appreciated my fellow random internet gentleman, the fap will continue thanks to your efforts.

And boobies.

And some pussy

A tit is a bird.

Yes, but who the hell uses that?
"That chick has nice tits", You don't think of fucking birds, do you?

There was a picture. Of a bird.

I didn't specify what kind of tits. Just tits.

stupid picture doesn't load

... Do I REALLY have to be the one to say it?

FUCK THE POLICE!

Roses are red
Shitters are tan
I gunna rape you
Get in the van

related

Modesty, you're doing it wrong
But i'm not complaining....

Like a brontosaurus

dogs can actually 2 out of our 3 primary colors shades of blue and yellow.



STOP buying your dog RED toys

It's called a joke, Captain Buzzkill.